Funnily enough the reason we were at IKE@ was to get the kid a pseudo changing table. Trip wasn’t wasted! but it would have come in handy if they had one pre-built so we could uh, test it out.

Poopy Pampers Hefty Huggies Noxious Nappies Droopy Diapers 🥴

Seeing an old messing clip you’ve made get posted in a messy group chat unprompted is having a stranger sincerely compliment you, I’m riding this high for the rest of the day, type shit.

🫡

Wait, some of ‘y’all are allowed drawers?!

This is a perfect encapsulation of the energy I strive to bring to the (changing) table.

Shame he doesn’t always smell as cute as he looks.

That look when you ask for a diaper change minutes after the last one.

Scratching an itch, and then you remember.

Yeah, while I was travelling through Europe. It wasn’t all that exciting. They just had me lift up my tee so they could poke and prod around the waistband. The only odd thing in hindsight was that they had me do it there and then in the security lane rather than moving me somewhere (more) private.

Daycare blues. 😔 How about a stinker themed AMA to keep me going. ngl.link/uhohtangoh

Daycare blues. 😔 How about a stinker themed AMA to keep me going. ngl.link/uhohtangoh

I owe my boyfriend a foot massage.

my imagination is vivid but my editing prowess is amateur

(Old, but belongs here)

Not to brag or anything, but my last diaper was such a messy disaster that changing it legit gave me a headache.

The sheer audacity of my body to make a *perfect* mush right before daycare leaving me with only enough time to clean myself up. 😭

Mud butt

Yours may be the cutest but mine STINKS more!

Babyfurs

I’ve yet to have a mess breach the rear waistband. I view this as an aspiration, not a failure.

I should get out of the habit of saying diaper and speak in my mother tongue… Cor blimey, I’ve gone an proper mucked me nappy guv’nor. Ere, sort us art with a fresh ‘un would ya mate?

Heck, I’ll be brave here.