(Muted because I under estimated how loud the washing machine was. 😔)

Not to brag or anything, but my last diaper was such a messy disaster that changing it legit gave me a headache.

The sheer audacity of my body to make a *perfect* mush right before daycare leaving me with only enough time to clean myself up. 😭

Mud butt

Yours may be the cutest but mine STINKS more!

Gonna shitpost my way through BFC envy, and I don’t mean hypothetically.

I am fucking Nostradamus

Babyfurs

I’ve yet to have a mess breach the rear waistband. I view this as an aspiration, not a failure.

I should get out of the habit of saying diaper and speak in my mother tongue… Cor blimey, I’ve gone an proper mucked me nappy guv’nor. Ere, sort us art with a fresh ‘un would ya mate?

Heck, I’ll be brave here.