JJ Interest check for #MVRP If I were to organize a tournament, would anyone join?

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Seriously? Are you THAT impatient? God, you're just like Jeff. Anyways, have fun with your Redbull, and don't go around snatching it from them like that, man. They have feelings too, just suppressed.

Uh, yeah, I can. I just did. LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull. [ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ] [ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]

It's a ENERGETIC, man. Stop being a wuss about it. [ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ] See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.

I mean, better than no redbull, right? It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just... [ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]

I don't usually tend to read the label, sorry, man. Look, I'll get you a new one. [ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ] Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.

... That was YOUR redbull?

⠀ ⠀⠀Employees get free pizza. ⠀

I ain't mad BITCH. Look at where you workin at bruh

Jeff the PRICK . HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU HUH JACKASS

Yep. Bet that breaks your tiny heart in a billion pieces.

This place sucks.

See Jeff . I depicted myself as the chad nonchalant 7 feet tall cryptid, and you? As the chud weak minded soyjak.

[ Just . teleporting away out of the way and making Jeff trip on his shoe, fixing his tie . ] Get ahold of yourself, Jeff. Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness. [ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]

... I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not. [ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU. [ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ] You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez. [ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]

FUCKKKKKKKKKK. YOU. LITTLE SHIT. JEFF. [ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ] I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE

I'm so old, man. And skinny. I'm so tired.

"I'm Sorry Mike." #PokemonRp #PKMNRP #PokepastaRP #MVRP #MDNI

... Is he even alive? [ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]

The whole family is reunited. We got Jack, we got Jeff, we got Toby... and we got Slenderman. That's great. Kinda wish those three got along more well.

[ Using his tentacles to put Jeff's hand in a boiling pot of water. ] SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!

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STOP. FIGHTING. YOU TWO.

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Gotta reunite the family unless they'll KILL each other.

We're LIKE a family, you gotta tolerate your annoying cousin you don't know from time to time, you know? I mean, at least he isn't doing much outside of being annoying.

I mean, I keep countless other killers in the manor, they're just way less edgy, Jeff is one of those. So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type. And he's funny sometimes.

Not a majority of us like him, actually. But he's part of our non-blood related family, so we gotta take him in like one. He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.

He's ugly. Very. Very ugly.

pie (not exactly good with writing threads or with making templates)

Why is Jeff... [ Reading from a paper like it's a script ] 'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.

I never sleep.

The.

Coral Glasses? They don't usually come in that shape, actually .

I'm telling the sales person to collect my pages

Collect my Pages.

pie (he can control who he wants to hurt btw . it's chill)

You're going to get Slender... Sick. Ness.

[ Wrapping his tentacles around a bag of chips, popping it open and eating it all without moving a single arm. How does he eat it? He probably has one way to do it. ]

I’m not a cringe wannabe tough creepypasta at all. I’m 48. I work so hard man. It never gets better. Turn back now. Stop the clock. Save yourselves. Top 10 - Creepypasta Memes funny or whatever the fuck you kids say

pie (what if they all lived in Slendermans Manor)

I'm never letting you crash in my mansion again dude .

More cake for slendy?

I'M WHITE BUT I'M NOT A LOSER. Okay? I'm a fully working, business man, office job. You should know of this. It's just in the middle of the woods.

Collect my pages.

I'll call you whatever I want white loser

Jeff is a full grown dude Not a 'wittle dude' .