Humanity has lived for thousands of years. Humanity may love for thousands more in some way You will not. Feel the sad, but know it is not the end.

Trump tells Ariana Grande the inflation crisis is over. I wish he'd tell that to the grocery store and my realtor?

Every time I ask this I get a bunch of people jumping on my case, so imma ask bluesky- so why does sonic drive a car in his racing game, exactly? Please keep in mind I did play Sonic R and I agree that it did suck.

Hey did I miss the rapture? Are we at the good part yet? I was just popping some popcorn.

My wife has told me I'm not allowed to tell stories using songs from the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtrack. So here I am, doing everything I can...

Just doing a little reading this weekend

You know what the most millennial thing ever to do would be? To leave a playlist with my lawyer with a song for each person in my will.

Hot take: Dorothy Fontana was a better writer than Gene Roddenberry

Jfc people breakchecking people is such a dick move. I wasnt even the intended target and I almost got caught in the pileup. I realize people suck and tailgating is shitty, but dang chill.

Sometimes I have a little spaghetti at midnight and I just picture my doctor waking up in a cold sweat going "Hey, WHAT THE FUCK!"(Because apparently my doctor is Henry Rollins) but then I remember my health insurance covers ER visits more than therapy and at that point its just economics, isn't it?

Bruh my father in law watches lego masters and ozzy osbourne just showed up on tv. NOBODY thought to edit that? Like, damn guys.

Imma need to shave so I don't get racially profiled by ICE. what a fuckin weird ass timeline we live in. Complete fuckin clown shoes.

Why does it always seem like the forces that want to make America great are really just trying to make America small?

...I really hope this disneyland paris trip is good because florida is about to no longer be safe to take my daughter.

Did I need to get an Atari 400 mini? No. Will it let me share my experiences of playing that Atari 400 with my kid? Yes. Were those experiences of my grandpa relentlessly destroying me on every game and taking me to school? Also yes. BUT HEY MY HEALTH INSURANCE COVERS THE GOOD THERAPY!!!

Unironically the Dudley Doright movie slaps. Anyone who tells you otherwise is taking a movie based on a 60s kid cartoon too seriously.

Man, it is absolutely NUTS how many sexy neighbors with light Russian accents I have. Ever since I discovered the formula for Cold Fusion they all chat me up before I leave for work and its really just nice to have someone to talk to.

Honestly I feel like we could've ended the whole unvax movement by telling people worried about "vaccine shedding" to unvaccinate deez nuts at the time. We're all facing the weird maha consequences of not deploying deez nuts when we had the chance.

I made a mistake tonight, bluesky. I missed it the first time and I decided I was ready to find out how a friend died a year ago. I wasn't.

Ahh what the hell? Why is there AI in microsoft paint?

DENNIS System for Bass: Demonstrate Value- Show up with bass Engage Physically- Nod at singer when looked at Nurture Dependence-Hit the root on 1 Neglect Emotionally- Don't play same line as guitar Inspire Hope- Play unison accents Separate Entirely- Completely different bassline for the 2nd verse.

Ok, asking the real strange new world - star trek questions: Does the Gorn side of Marie Batel ever come out as an adrenaline response while she's doing the nasty, and does Captain Pike enjoy it?

Donde esta?

Tulsi Gabbard is a cake sniffer.

Headcanon: the Bag Lady from Earthbound Beginnings is Pokey's mom from Earthbound.

A LLAMA?!? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Hired a dominatrix to humiliate me, and I kinda want my money back NGL. She ain't beat me in Goldeneye once this ENTIRE session.

I hate when I save a whole island and some killjoy goes "oK, DudE, bUt WHy DId yOU SAcrIfIcE MY siSTer tO tHE vOLCano gOD" and it's like, c'mon dude throwing your sister in was the only way. Besides, she had a truth social account.

"Mommy says I'm special" An ai summary of an article about the founder of ai talking about ai with a disclaimer that AI can be wrong is both hilarious and a mess.

Wait. Wait wait wait. People just BUILD small, unguarded buildings with AI supercomputers inside and nobody is blowing them up? Why not?!?

FUCK, GUYS- I BROKE THE SCIENCE

Aight I gotta stop using Duck Duck Go. These search results ain't working- I search for something and instead of the intended result I end up somewhere outside of the blast radius of the search.

Do you think anyone's ever gotten mad at the actor in a setting where swearing is unacceptable and instead said, "You know what? F Murray Abraham" ?

Update: I didnt pay for this. Hooray!

"IT'S SYMBOLIC" sand sculpture named A.I. at Revere Beach.

Cubano and street corn is the PEAK food truck meal.

Today's theme: youtu.be/wSvFOhXKnPw?...

I dunno what possessed me to stay up until 2 am and beat super mario bros 3, but I am gonna pay for this tomorrow

Imma be honest here: it seems like its dorky, but honestly having a keyboard for a tablet really does make it so much more useful. I'm just saying: having the full screen without the keyboard popping up? Awesome.

"As the country is under a record heat advisory" Fitting- Trump's president and we're all burning in hell.

THE WAY HIS SHOES FLY OFF

RIP old friend. I can't believe the news today. You encouraged a young punk kid to keep going and damnit I never had the chance to thank you properly. If you have the chance, please send regards to @ronniepontiac.bsky.social youtu.be/50Etw5UDrQc?...

Man I decided to take refuge from the stuff going on in the Doctor Who fandom within the Star Trek fandom and man, I haven't compounded bad decisions this hard since I tried listening to new Metallica albums on Shrooms.

I have seen 1 episode of general hospital per year for about 35 years completely by accident. All I know is that whoever Sonny is, he probably shouldn't be generally anywhere near a hospital.

Imma admit something: when it comes to music tech gear, I "HATE" editors. I hate that computer updates can lock away essential functions of your ability to make music, I hate having to open up a whole different program to tweak things, all the gear I buy has all its functions built into it.

hey hey pretty mama, want to stop the decline of western civilization? if so meet me over at 1211 Avenue Of The Americas NYC with 4 teenaged turtles, a canister of radioactive ooze, a ninjitsu knowing rat, a yellow jumpsuited reporter and (please remember this part) a garbage truck full of pennies.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MICROSOFT I DO NOT NEED COPILOT IN THE NOTEPAD APP. IF I NEEDED SOMETHING TO LOOK ACCEPTABLE, I WOULD NOT BE USING NOTEPAD.

....anyone got a shirt they can lend me? I ripped mine in a ceremonial death match with the fae and the rest of my clothes are in the wash because I have been slacking on laundry.

Roman Reigns, Jason Mamoa and Robert Trujillo all walk into a bar; and I don't know who leaves first- its kinda dark and I'm not paying close enough attention.

Never going lumberjacking with a goth again. Every time I cut down a tree, I'd yell "Timber!" And they, without missing a beat would yell "Ton!". It was cutesy the first tree, by the third I was ready to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.