matcha can cause anemia?? omg we can't have anything

bummer that the photos from this shoot nearly a year ago will never be seen because Taylor/POV decided to rip me (+ along with a bunch of her clients) off and ghost us all 😒 this wasn't actually one of my final selections or even edited, but I thought I may as well share it 😊

it's taking everything in me to not text the hot NY politician (deep Stella lore) about the Eric Adams Albania situation literally. told. you. so.

wrote a post about how my brain was a puddle of goo but I needed to get some things done, including reply to emails, then spaced out and got up to start on those things without posting aye lol anyways, brain solidification in process 😅

the absolute very final time I have to be a Fedex signature required captive...3 JK NOW 4 passes down my block so far but no stops, already past the estimated delivery window 🙃

My flower painting ☀️

move my furniture around again or read a creepy book decisions, decisions

jail immediately

the agony and the ecstasy of seeing "10 open spots" when you sign up for reformer pilates knowing there are only 12 machines 😭

playing the old "is this gift from the guy I fired years ago or the one I'm hoping to meet soon or another person with the same initial entirely" game 🧐

ohhhhhh now we are cooking with gas

trying to find a chaise for my apartment and I'm being inundated with so much ai slop and low rider adult bean bag junk in fugly gray I just want to rip my hair out!!!!!

reading through the twitter of a matchmaker and it's uh...something

my absolute favorite meal of 2025, hands down we always have the best time 😁

Kermit Gosnell and Leonid Radvinsky death announcements on the same day - huh

march 22 and I JUST found the PERFECT gift for one of my friends 3 months after xmas (they've been out of the country so the belated nature of the find doesn't change the intended holiday association)

happy spring! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuM...

powered through this Japanese horror novel in about two hours last night because I was too creeped out to stop reading, definitely need to explore this subgenre more

willing spring to arrive

the number of grifters trying to capitalize on the problems we have with our existing directories...they used to just use a web crawler, scrape your ad, and be on their way

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the narrative: freewheeling the acting: supreme my rage: awakened Maggie Gyllenhaal I love you

it would be so so funny to do a shoot in these

hopeful destinations this spring/summer: - Boston - DC - Chicago

kitto has been asleep on my lap for 3 hours now, I am both thirsty AND need to pee (the duality of woman), but every time I gently rouse her she just snuggles back down deeper lol

just realized the month is almost over and I have not touched my availability since January...whoops! updated through the end of March

every time I think the cat cannot possibly reach a higher surface, she does

a quest:

2/4 deliveries successfully received so far today, eagerly awaiting the remaining 2

feels wild to be relieved it "only" took one month

okay, finally getting to all of my emails - my bathroom had a previously undetected drafty spot so that needed rectifying first (105yo building - it shifts with extreme temperature changes) 🥶

waking up in my own bed, in my lovely home with my sweet kitty snuggling me for the first time in over a week >>>>>>>>

this is going to be my "say the line, bart" for 2026, I can just feel it www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor...

back to civilization!

deep in the middle of nowhere until friday - be back online then!

the cat has discovered a new shelf (with many items on it) she can jump to...fuck lol

now what sort of asshole steals prescription cat food...😒

does an umbrella that doesn't absolutely decimate the wrist and can stand up to local winds actually exist? one of my goals this year is to eliminate as many annoyances from my life as possible lol

one of my favorite vintage (furniture and home goods) stores from back home finally added LTL shipping to Philadelphia - my ability to procrastinate finishing my apartment diminishes by the day

Un-abandoning this platform as of today.

when I first brought my cat home she only wanted to be pet a little bit and in specific areas, and just now she was letting me give her belly kisses there's really no greater honor than earning the trust and love of an animal 🐈🩷

itsy bitsy teenie weenie extra dirty gin martini

extended my "holiday" weekend an extra day, will be getting back to everyone who reached out first thing in the morning

went on a delightful little shopping spree today (I'm still on it, thank you internet)

two of my favorite pairs of bombas developed holes in the toe this past week... this is why you keep a foot guy around, for whom this is a sock-ortunity

9 minutes into the latest episode of AJLT and I've already sent 21 texts...

nyc please do not fuck this up

senate + house both proposing repealing the 1099-K / 1099-MISC threshold change that dropped it from 20k / 200 transactions to $600 👀 considering 4 years later most Americans are still confused about the changes, it makes sense

Please don't conflate decriminalization of sex work with legalization of sex work. We push for decriminalization instead of legalization because legalization leaves vulnerable people beind. Anyone who can't meet the legal requirements to work is still criminalized and still at risk.

A simple test to judge if you should object to war. Think of a child you know, someone else’s child. Now think of what it would it take to justify the killing of that one child. If you can’t justify it, you’re against the war. If you can, maybe think about what kind of human being you are.