I suppose I won't be trying out my new extendable window squeegee today

a few days ago a friend sent me a silly video about how in your 30s everyone suddenly develops an interest in birds, which I chuckled at and continued about my day today I realized I was willingly listening to the trailer for a birdsong podcast it has begun

😍 www.joogiidesign.com/shop/tsslumi...

tried switchel for the first time this morning and feeling quite well!

I have this one friend, whom I love dearly, that has this terribly cringe habit of repeating viral internet takes as if they were her original thoughts absolutely no idea what to do about it since I find it 50/50 annoying/hilarious, and I love her audacity

cut down the ivy on the garden wall yesterday and the coping is just?? not there?? oh boy lol (fortunately the integrity of the wall itself is fine)

the economically viable gold deposits in the earth are expected to be exhausted by 2050

oh my I just had the most delicious Italian hoagie with a joint, and a Diet Coke, and a steady breeze to cut the heat absolute perfection!!

pit crews should study footage of the handoff I just had with the sushi delivery guy 🍣

being 5 days out from your booked mani is a special type of hell

finally found the size/shape/color/vibe combination I want in a chaise and the estimated delivery date is mid September...😭

wowowowow - I tore through this in a couple hours yesterday, I felt compelled to be as relentless with it as it was with me (I'm reading another Uketsu today, and Shirley Jackson is on deck for the weekend)

every time I start looking at options for a sibling for the cat I catch her giving me the stink eye 😹

we're (Philadelphia) potentially banning foie gras? is it being served that pervasively?

decided to finally handle a task I've been putting off for months and the website is down LOL

had a wonderfully relaxing birthday weekend with my loved ones and am now circling back to the big pile of emails waiting for me 😇

having a curtains for zoosha moment (spa menu edition)

matcha can cause anemia?? omg we can't have anything

bummer that the photos from this shoot nearly a year ago will never be seen because Taylor/POV decided to rip me (+ along with a bunch of her clients) off and ghost us all 😒 this wasn't actually one of my final selections or even edited, but I thought I may as well share it 😊

it's taking everything in me to not text the hot NY politician (deep Stella lore) about the Eric Adams Albania situation literally. told. you. so.

wrote a post about how my brain was a puddle of goo but I needed to get some things done, including reply to emails, then spaced out and got up to start on those things without posting aye lol anyways, brain solidification in process 😅

the absolute very final time I have to be a Fedex signature required captive...3 JK NOW 4 passes down my block so far but no stops, already past the estimated delivery window 🙃

My flower painting ☀️

move my furniture around again or read a creepy book decisions, decisions

jail immediately

the agony and the ecstasy of seeing "10 open spots" when you sign up for reformer pilates knowing there are only 12 machines 😭

playing the old "is this gift from the guy I fired years ago or the one I'm hoping to meet soon or another person with the same initial entirely" game 🧐

ohhhhhh now we are cooking with gas

trying to find a chaise for my apartment and I'm being inundated with so much ai slop and low rider adult bean bag junk in fugly gray I just want to rip my hair out!!!!!

reading through the twitter of a matchmaker and it's uh...something

my absolute favorite meal of 2025, hands down we always have the best time 😁

Kermit Gosnell and Leonid Radvinsky death announcements on the same day - huh

march 22 and I JUST found the PERFECT gift for one of my friends 3 months after xmas (they've been out of the country so the belated nature of the find doesn't change the intended holiday association)

happy spring! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuM...

powered through this Japanese horror novel in about two hours last night because I was too creeped out to stop reading, definitely need to explore this subgenre more

willing spring to arrive

the number of grifters trying to capitalize on the problems we have with our existing directories...they used to just use a web crawler, scrape your ad, and be on their way

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the narrative: freewheeling the acting: supreme my rage: awakened Maggie Gyllenhaal I love you

it would be so so funny to do a shoot in these

hopeful destinations this spring/summer: - Boston - DC - Chicago

kitto has been asleep on my lap for 3 hours now, I am both thirsty AND need to pee (the duality of woman), but every time I gently rouse her she just snuggles back down deeper lol

just realized the month is almost over and I have not touched my availability since January...whoops! updated through the end of March

every time I think the cat cannot possibly reach a higher surface, she does

a quest:

2/4 deliveries successfully received so far today, eagerly awaiting the remaining 2

feels wild to be relieved it "only" took one month

okay, finally getting to all of my emails - my bathroom had a previously undetected drafty spot so that needed rectifying first (105yo building - it shifts with extreme temperature changes) 🥶

waking up in my own bed, in my lovely home with my sweet kitty snuggling me for the first time in over a week >>>>>>>>

this is going to be my "say the line, bart" for 2026, I can just feel it www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor...