waking up in my own bed, in my lovely home with my sweet kitty snuggling me for the first time in over a week >>>>>>>>

this is going to be my "say the line, bart" for 2026, I can just feel it www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor...

back to civilization!

deep in the middle of nowhere until friday - be back online then!

the cat has discovered a new shelf (with many items on it) she can jump to...fuck lol

now what sort of asshole steals prescription cat food...😒

does an umbrella that doesn't absolutely decimate the wrist and can stand up to local winds actually exist? one of my goals this year is to eliminate as many annoyances from my life as possible lol

one of my favorite vintage (furniture and home goods) stores from back home finally added LTL shipping to Philadelphia - my ability to procrastinate finishing my apartment diminishes by the day

Un-abandoning this platform as of today.

when I first brought my cat home she only wanted to be pet a little bit and in specific areas, and just now she was letting me give her belly kisses there's really no greater honor than earning the trust and love of an animal 🐈🩷

itsy bitsy teenie weenie extra dirty gin martini

extended my "holiday" weekend an extra day, will be getting back to everyone who reached out first thing in the morning

went on a delightful little shopping spree today (I'm still on it, thank you internet)

two of my favorite pairs of bombas developed holes in the toe this past week... this is why you keep a foot guy around, for whom this is a sock-ortunity

9 minutes into the latest episode of AJLT and I've already sent 21 texts...

nyc please do not fuck this up

senate + house both proposing repealing the 1099-K / 1099-MISC threshold change that dropped it from 20k / 200 transactions to $600 👀 considering 4 years later most Americans are still confused about the changes, it makes sense

Please don't conflate decriminalization of sex work with legalization of sex work. We push for decriminalization instead of legalization because legalization leaves vulnerable people beind. Anyone who can't meet the legal requirements to work is still criminalized and still at risk.

A simple test to judge if you should object to war. Think of a child you know, someone else’s child. Now think of what it would it take to justify the killing of that one child. If you can’t justify it, you’re against the war. If you can, maybe think about what kind of human being you are.

my regular sushi place sent me an extra of my favorite handroll 🙌🏻

apple and whatsapp running campaigns about privacy is so funny

like 10 inquiries this week asking when I'll be back in NYC...okay heard lol, let me work on that

frequently? really?

okay, I am going to get a matcha, and then I am going to do all the things I've been waffling on all weekend

it's definitely time to "book the girl" if you've been holding off from doing so

removing this from my wishlist because I paid them off in full 😮‍💨🥳

file under "relevant to my personal interests" www.foodandwine.com/diet-coke-hi...

Pulitzer prize for this Jay L. Clenendin image of LAPD stormtroopers in front of Barbara Kruger's "Untitled (Questions)"

owning a cat brings up so many questions, like can cats control their pupil dilation (answer: yes), and will she stop moving so I can get the dingleberry off her butt fur (answer: never 🤪)

this was a fascinating read defector.com/seven-days-a...

I absolutely must make my selects from my photoshoot last month...also I found a couple emails in my spam box, will be replying to you both in the AM! and I resolved the missing package issue - left .3 miles away from my place on an entirely different street, absolutely bonkers

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

Russell T Davies...I'm sorry I doubted you

it's bananas to tell customers they have no recourse other than waiting 72hrs after a package is delivered (with photo evidence) to an incorrect location to then file a claim, then to potentially wait up to another 72hrs to get a response

had a fantastic holiday weekend relaxing with friends and family and snuggling with my cat - absolute perfection! my mentorship was busy today, so getting to my emails shortly

of course the cafe I was waiting until the weekend to order from is closed for the entire holiday weekend 😭 sushi again I suppose lol

finding myself really drawn to memphis style design recently

okay, finally almost back on track, replying to my emails this evening

totally behind on my emails, choosing images from my photoshoot, etc. 😵

"bedtime for bonzo"

been spending the week(+end) getting unpacked, set up, and snuggling with my new kitten 🐱💖

my favorite visual effect in film/tv is when someone gets electrocuted / tased / struck by lightning / etc and their skeleton becomes visible in flashes - imagine if that actually happened 💀

people are really trying me today...like really really 😬

ooooh the new lego botanicals sets are so good - TY to the sweethearts who sent me giftcards, my collection remains complete!

googling menu items I don't recognize is always a fun game

one week countdown until my baby (cat) comes home 😻

still thinking about this incredible breakfast sandwich I had on Friday

omg the duties are just never-ending...I was not expecting a 7hr workday save me 3 roll special

back in Philly and getting caught up on everything

the hardest choice of my day...what order to go in