Oh shit....you mean gwenpool

Wait you mean gwenverine? If so that bitch is crazy....what crazy god would made a reality where I'm fused with Mr murder hands

What's that?

Uhhh new reality who dis?

Don't pet the cat don't pet the cat don't pet the cat . . . . . . . *Pets the cat* Damnit

*gwen rushes through a building trying to save the civilians trapped inside* I have to get these people out of here fast!

Holy shit Hatsune Miku is on the island! *gasp* Ooo what if she lets me be her drummer!!

Deathpool? Dang haven't seen her in awhile

Stop messing with my drums

*gwen tries to talk on the phone while dodging bullets* Dad I can't talk right now! nope that's not gunfire its....uhh ill call you back!

*blinks*

*she gave a confused stare* How does not dressing in red and blue make me evil exactly? I mean....I'm just a spider with a different sense of style

Yeah that's the thing, I'm still using it and I'm abit pressed for time So tell whoever your Reed pal is i said thanks but no thanks

That is a Looong story *lifts her finger* Good news theres short side, I'm just not gonna tell ya!

Wow Your smooth with the ladies, hothead Ive never heard the your a thief pick up line before *dramatically puts her hand to her chest* I feel moved

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