These announcers on paramount+ are the worst I’ve ever heard. Arsenal scores, wins the game, and at the whistle they’re talking about how well Chelsea played. Joke.

I don’t know who the announcer is on the US feed, but I’m relatively confident she’s never watched a single Arsenal game.

I don’t want to be hasty but…we might be boring.

People will ask - why did you not say anything about this? You knew - everybody knew! And the reason is the same as it has always been: because to have said anything would have not just broken the law, but prejudiced proceedings and harmed all the individuals involved in the case.

@arsenalvisionpodcast.com can you see Merino now?! 😂

I feel more relief than jubilation, but I’ll take it!

Might be time for Ben White. Timber looks shattered - didn’t even chase back for that ball, and that’s unlike him.

Okoli’s hair, man. Looks like he’s wearing an 80s style sweatband.

Ødegaard playing at a 7/10 level with a banter-era front three and people saying he’s “washed,” and “overrated.” It’s embarrassing. Ødegaard is *everything* to this team. He’s not at his sparkling best but how could he be with all the injuries?

Soooo…how bad is Sterling, eh?

Ethan has had 9 touches in 35 minutes. Maybe we can stop pretending he’s the answer to all our woes.

Please, god, @arsenalvisionpodcast.com, don’t talk to me about xG today 😭

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