Whatever division they're playing in next year, Spurs players need to spend the summer practising playing 10-yard passes in the right direction. All season, never seen anything like it

Well, that's fine. I hope Man City never win the Premier League again, and, who knows, maybe it will turn out they never have

Daniel Farke gonna up the pressure www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Quite like this squad. Time to give Rehan Ahmed a proper chance, I reckon www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Rajan, it's going to be Rajan

No penalties for Spurs this season. None.

Ref was clearly the only person in the ground who didn't think that was a penalty. Even when he watched it back over and over again. Just give it and get it over with

Weird headline. The footage shows, it was very clearly in de head

I mean, that's obviously a foul. There've been lots of bad, bad decisions in the last month or so in favour of teams that always get them, but they've got that one right

I remember reading, about 10 years ago, "the single most important thing to the Labour right is preventing the Labour left from holding power" and thinking "well, that's a good use of exaggeration to illustrate the divisions in the party", but I was wrong, it was just the simple, unambiguous truth

I think I feel about Gordon Brown rather the same way I feel about Andy Murray - any glib criticism induces a kind of wounded, protective fury ...

I love this Charlatans song and just how many songs from John Wesley Harding they quote in it

Someone pointed out today that "Whisper it but ..." is truly a demonic phrase, and I will be applying that rule with no exceptions going forward

I suppose this means Farage will finally get to appear on Question Time

Much more assured by Danso and Kinsky than Romero and Vicario, to be honest

This game has got strong "Richarlison gets himself sent off" vibes ...

On the regular occasions the ex-member of Mumford & Sons says something horrendous, I feel it ought to be mentioned that the singer a) kicked him out of the band b) seems nice c) did harmonies for 'Inside Llewyn Davis' d) plays drums for Joni Mitchell, so has his name a little unfairly tarnished ...

As David Bowie famously almost sang, “Is there life…”?

It's funny how brilliant Arsenal were when they beat Bayern earlier in this Champions League season. What happened to that team?

In the goalkeepers' union headquarters, there are lots of photographs on the wall of spectacular-looking but easy saves

The funny thing about this list, for me, is that for the last 25 years my favourite genre of music has been something often called Americana, and it's almost entirely unrepresented here. Also, why 30? Such an unsatisfactory number ... www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

What a great player www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Fabian Ruiz has got a slight Anthony Perkins in Psycho look to him

I'd say, since PSG conceded five goals in 180 minutes of football to Tottenham this season, Bayern were right not to give up hope ...

That's an all-time bad decision

Was never a corner that, was it?

I remember once seeing James mid-afternoon at a festival & Tim Booth trying to get the crowd to sing along with "Sometimes, when I look deep in your eyes I swear I can see your soul" rather than "Oh sit down oh sit down oh sit down, sit down next to me", which gave the crowd rather too much credit

Not even sure where Tottenham are going to get their points from next season if they don’t have Man City to play

Underappreciated how much one of the main things Spurs lost when they lost Kane was, simply, someone who English referees want to give fouls to. Astonishing the number of times Xavi Simons has been clattered and given nothing this season. He must hate English football

Is that four yellow cards Brobbey should have?

No one who has watched Tottenham this season could possibly describe them as “too good to go down”

I've wanted Arsenal to win about six football matches in my life, and they've lost all of them. By any reasonable, meaningful and accurate definition of the adjective Spursy, they are the Spursiest football club that exists

I love that Olise went to the byline several times in the first half so now he can cut in on his left at will. So few modern wingers properly threaten to go either way

Not just speaking as a miserable Spurs fan, but this really is the worst football season ever ...

Watching superstar of cricket Yashasvi Jaiswal bat in the IPL and fondly remembering how much he loves my local Italian restaurant … www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news...

As if the stage name itself was not Suedy enough, delighted to discover that the American actress Brett Butler was born with the name Brett Anderson en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_B...

I can't really get over the bridge "We met at Forthlin Road And wrote a secret code To never be spoken I stand by what I said The promise that I made Will never be broken" in the Paul McCartney song because on one level it's just a nice little lyric ...

Well, shit ...

Spurs being refereed like they're a small club this season, maybe even with referees taking added relish in that they're a big club-turned-small club

Say it ain't so JT. It's always the ones you ... etc www.givemesport.com/chelsea-john...

If I was a Man Utd fan, I’d be spitting extremely large feathers

This is a really good game. Spurs actually playing well is a weird thing

Really pretty funny that two of the four most unlikeable football clubs in the world can be knocking out two English clubs tonight, and most English football fans will see that as a karmic feelgood story

Everything disparaging people say about Spurs (often fairly), but not often mentioned in 2017 they had a champion season - 86 points, won 12 of their last 13 games. But it just so happened Chelsea had an even more champion season. But turns out it didn't just so happen.

This 'Help (2)' album is very good - much better than the original, really ...

Strong Spurs team today full of experienced confident Premier League players. I have high hopes

Do the world’s mini eggs go through the Strait of Hormuz?

Have never quite been able to love a Mitski album before, but this new one i think is great

Obviously not enjoying this Fulham-Spurs game at all apart from the fact that Oscar Bobb is really a very enjoyable name to hear spoken

One of the best Dylan stories I've heard