Two of my favorite people are starting a cooking show for those of us who love fantasy and sci fi.

🚨just a few days until the premier of I’m Gonna Crumb! Hit the link and set that notification and let’s get cookin’!!🖤🚨 youtube.com/@imgonnacrum...

Who says the vault dwellers can’t eat like kings?! Can’t wait to start diving into all the different worlds with you! We will have to be careful with any chickens. Everyone knows a feral ghoul can’t abide a chicken. And we want to be inclusive😇 Nine more days to episode one and we’re so excited!

Big Bucket Wull found these sad things in the pack of some milquetoast southern “knight”. Let’s show them what a proper Northern soup lewks like! Join us February 7th for the first ever episode of I’m Gonna Crumb, where we cook our way through all the best nerd cookbooks in the universe!

So i have to pay down a 50k+ medical bill to continue to access some services. If you can help, my venmo is linda-tirado-3 and my PayPal is bootstrapindustries at Gmail In return, i will write something moving for you to give to someone. Like cameo but with less sex pests. Details below:

it's not enough to simply do no harm we have to start restoring the harm that has already been done

We could be here all day

Why not?!

I once had an illicit vegetable garden in prison. We smuggled fresh veggies into the cell blocks. A thread.

This is going to be the grimmest Toyotathon

Squirrel guy obviously never saw E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. You make a magical friend, you keep that shit under wraps or it's hello Feds

To stave off early Christmas, we need a more robust Thanksgiving mythology. And I don’t mean Pilgrims and Indians bullshit. I’m talking about, like, a gravy witch.

pants of holding (cargo pants)

Scarry Movie (1990)

My friend tragically lost her cousin this week, who leaves behind a family. www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-...

“peanut butter fudge is so yummy i love peanut butter fudge”

1990s Pizza Hut buffet lunch would fix me

Sisyphus Finally Unlocks Gold Boulder Cosmetic hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Someone just called a woman's vagina a "spawn point" and I was so dumbfounded I think my brain entirely shut down.

any date can be a speed date if you get up and leave

Me thinking of ways to get out of work tomorrow

That was universal healthcare!

A cat with a striking resemblance to Zangief from Stop Fay has been spotted

You know what’s hot? Unlearning all the shitty rules we were taught. Like you have to be quiet and dress nice and and not stim and your dirty clothes have to be in a hamper and you can’t have 20+ notebooks full of ASOIAF notes and you should feel bad for napping instead of making something useful.

The Isle of Misfit Toys is where they store all your mom's old vibrators.

Diane Feinstein is so old she predates The Wizard of Oz, Gone with the Wind, chemotherapy, dialysis, penicillin, organ transplantation, FM radio, Nylon, nuclear fission, microwave ovens, polyester, airplane ejection seat, hydrolic fracturing, and Social Security. To name a few.

I’m 40 and still constantly ready for a mythological creature to take me on a great adventure.

SO-DA DRUGS! SO-DA DRUGS!! 𝐒𝐎-𝐃𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐆𝐒!!!

We fell off as a nation when we took drugs out of soda.

She borrows my shirts, hoodies, sweatpants...I borrow one dress and it's "we need to talk".

No I don't want to see your newborn, babies need at least 3 weeks to ripen

Why does nobody care that a UFO gave me pinkeye?

Unpopular opinion: I don't care about bsky getting dms. Just give me gifs and videos

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire

Bored to tears in this meeting, wondering if/ how I'd box one of those buff kangaroos

Why don’t you try to come and take it from me….

Cheese is a loaf of milk

When you have a completely normal ASOIAF friend group.

Oh by the way don't call the cops on people in mental crisis.

Mozzarella sticks. That's it that's the post

Just a few more friends and this voltron is assembled. @lizdated.bsky.social @ladythistle.bsky.social

STOP THE CAR