alright mama it’s time to get sloppy this weekend in more ways than one

she’s stopping here on tour I could CRY

go listen to the new grace ives goodnight

thinking about young jeff bridges

my theory was correct lmao

getting late night korean fried chicken with hoomf for valentine’s day

had a work week from hell so i’m considering buying a bottle of tequila and seeing what happens

this rain looks like elton john is farting on us

kinda need jonathan groff ngl

drank my cold brew too fast and now I can’t feel my legs

bad bunny sit on my face challenge

BENITOOOOOOOOOO

anybody watching? was that a tarantino ad???????

I just wanted to let you know that my house is on pretty girl avenue

seeing the moment in two hours is that enough time to do some c*ke

light as a feather stiff as my ****

feels like everyone from my high school is still getting married like I thought that was over

thought it was thursday and now I want to eat glass

my look for tonight

❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋

also fuck ice

every time I hear or see someone say “the worlds on fire” and I have to finish it with the smash mouth lyric

the way I need eggs benedict right now like it can go in either hole idc at this point

tumblr photo memory of the day

💔

catherine was a fucking legend

my sister is in labor and just realized my nephew is gonna be an aquarius fuuuuuuuck

my boss is on one this week and i can feel myself snapping already

all the texans that stripped the groceries stores dry for one and a half days of ice and are now flooding the restaurants oh you will pay

do we delete t*kt*k now or…..

sorry, baby deserves the criterion treatment

Eva Victor we will avenge you

“eat my shorts” is a hilarious phrase

anyone else notice the pitt sounds like they’re in a studio with echo or is it my tv?

a wild lineup lol

chiquita banana chiquita banana obama

update I had two beers so i’m feeling loosey goosey let’s get this party starrrrteeeddddd

seeing old tumblr oomf on here gave me whiplash

I don’t want to go to this fuck ass work party tonight

BITCH TEYANA AND STELLAN???? IM GAGGED

Here we go….

until it looks like the grand canyon

knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating me out

yeah we’re definitely at the tipping point now

RHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

calling it right now, one of the dion queens are gonna lip sync against each other to the subway by chappell

sometimes you just need some no nonsense power pop

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