Can't tell you how many times I've heard Chivirika but today was the first time I heard Tokisha say "Quiero un trío con las dos, quiero meterlo y no sacarlo." I had to pause and clutch my pearls. Que perra 🤣

When Shakira said, "cambiaste una rolex por un casio..." That wasn't a read i can never let go. 🤣

The way my boss just turned on some elevator ass music and doesn't believe that I will just fall asleep is hilarious to me. I already have my jacket like a blanket around my lap. Gimme five minutes and the sun is going to hit my back through the windows and its over.

I did not expect that Half-Time to mean as much as it did. 🥹💪

Not to be like that but aren't the "Team USA" skirts kind of silly? A skirt you can take off and use as a blanket. Okay great. So, im wearing a $145 blanket as a skirt. Cool cool. Didn't yall used to call black and brown people "ghetto" for doing that? Oh, white. Its cause yall are doing it now..

Imagine being an NFL fan and watching the big game with your friends and homies just drinking eating wings and racoon soup (idk what rednecks eat) and when Halftime comes up, you switch off the TV because you don't want to see Bad Bunny so now yall are around the laptop watching TP on Twitter. 🤣

Yeah im 36 years old sobbing because a cute stupid Lil bird on my phone decided he also loves the movie Clue.

I pray that Liam Ramos gets to live a full and happy life wherever he chooses to live it. I hope his dad gets to enjoy many years with him and even meet his grandchildren. I do not wish the same for anyone causing the aches and pain.

Lol these think pieces behind deleting or not deleting TikTok. 🤣 Just delete it and move on. 🤣🤣🤣

Everyday positivity comes to me easily and fluidly. Today, it's like I've never met her. Idk what's up.

As a Virgo, I dont play about my stationary. This bitch just walked up to me, took a pen out of my cup, signed her paper(got pen on my desk but I'll look past it), left the pen on the desk AND OPEN and ripped out a page from my notebook. Now I have those little scraggly bits. I can't breathe.

I truly and wholeheartedly pray and hope that Maria Corina Machado woke up this morning regretful, embarassed and is CLOWNED everywhere she goes for the rest of her life.

Old people are never an issue unless their name is John. You can't change my mind.

I'm just gonna say this... Smarties Squashies taste like when you blow up an inflatable pool toy and it's just heaven. 🥹

Yall mad about subscription plans on your cars infotainment system and acting like it's new. Have you never heard if OnStar? That's always been a subscription service. SiriusXM is subscription as well.. it's not new. You're just daft. Use carplay/android auto like a normal person and stfu.

The way Nicki starting losing her fans and she went over to the republican side 🤣 Yall be offbeat together over there. Gotta stick with the p*do protection squad.

Not me forgetting registering my phone(again) for BSky and deleting everything again

Im just going to say it. School buses are a pox on the transportation world. Even when they’re not constantly stopping the driver is still a fucking idiot.

Just played WoW pretty much all day. 😭 @kritussy.bsky.social helped get me to 80 on Remix. It’s 2 am. Was just yawning like my life depended on it, and am currently debating starting my FOURTH character 😭 why am I like this?!

Sometimes, you just gotta take what you can get to move forward. There’s no shame in settling. The shame is complacency. And I would never be complacent in whining. I require action from myself.

Apple selling the Apple pocket is funny because you’re spending another $200 dollars just to get robbed easier. If yall just wanna give money to people, do I drop my Venmo/CashApp?

American Eagle creates a completely racist ad that you cannot change my mind about, they knew what they were doing and they thought it was going to be fine and it wasn’t. So NOW they’re using the same lil girl but this time to promote mental awareness… SUPPORT THE ORGANIZATION NOT THE BRAND.

Y’all are going crazy over this “new” Taylor music but it’s just sped up Lana Del Rey… 😂😂😂

Some times I just don’t get it. You look at someone and say, so do you need help or not?

“What?! Nicki is MAGA?!” Are we still acting brand new? OF COURSE SHE IS.

Hearing from another banker at another branch that he and other bankers from different branches in the area are just as annoyed and confused as I am about my being overlooked as ABM or CP has me feeling good. It’ll make saying see ya even tastier. (Just an update, 2 months;position still not filled)

Get the Ghostface off the screen, WE'RE NOT WATCHING THAT! Even though I LOVE horror and I LOVE the first 6 movies in the franchise, they fired Melissa Barrera for supporting Palestine so I'M NOT WATCHING SCRE** 7. Urging y'all to skip it too. Wait for a bootleg if you must. Give them NO DOLLARS.

“HAVE YOU SEEN THESE AMAZING HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN COSTUMES?!” And it’s Zoe Kravitz or Selena Gomez in a dress with a “cut” on their cheek as “ZOMBIE BRIDE.” Everyone goes up for it, but if someone without money did it, it’s funny and hilarious. Idk it’s weird.

Being told I’m not good enough for a position, but I’m good enough to train the person for it, really fucking pisses me off. Then getting a call because I did something to help a customer but apparently pissed off their banker because I “took it from them”.

Now that my Dyl is back, I slept like a baby :3 at one point in the night, I woke up with an arm over my head, Pearl thrown across my body and Milo my cat, laid across my legs and I realized that was my happy place. ❤️

People falling will be funny to me. Even when it’s me falling. People falling and losing a shoe, takes me out. Everytime. If Mitch McConnell would’ve lost a shoe on that fall… that would’ve been it for me. 😂😂 Need that ol stegosaurus outta there and in a home.

While Twitchcon is something I know that I wouldn’t enjoy, I know @absolutelydyl.bsky.social, will. We also have taken solo trips while together. Today was the first time I got to take them to the airport and I gotta say, I watching my joy leave on that escalator stung like a b. It’s not long tho! 💜

Idk why but certain people wearing Zarapes really piss me off… Don’t like us but “the colors are so pretty!”

Fourth time at work being told I had “dead ass eyes” 😂 I never know if it’s supposed to be a read or a drag, but it has always delivered a laugh 😂

Just had to sit through an annoying conversation and constantly having to correct my customer who was using offensive language. When I explained that even though I wasn’t part of that “community” he got upset saying that I shouldn’t be offended. “It’s not [my] fault people are uneducated…”

Halloween the game is scheduled for October 2026. What do we think will end that game before it happens? We know it won’t actually come out. But I always wonder what will kill it before it does. Very much like that TCM game.

Wait… does Hasan use a SHOCK collar on his dog in fucking 2025? Y’all’s idols, man. Lmao. But y’all still on your knees for him, too I bet. Animals deserve respect and love. It’s what they give your bitch ass.

Last week I posted about strange happenings at work… today, my coworker and I were balancing our card stock and the call button from our DriveThru went off. We turned around and no one was there. I cleared it and our front bell went off. No one entered. Then, we hear talking on our intercom-

Wait… is Taylor Swift serious with this music?

Out here trying to grind and tired but I got my friend to keep me up. @cyreelism.bsky.social

“Are you confused by kids slang these days? Do you want to know what they mean when they say 6-7?” And it’s a 40 year old balding yt man. No, SIR. No, I do NOT want to know what the kids are saying, why? Because I don’t hang out with kids to hear or care what they say.

Let me hear one of yall say some stupid shit about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl and I swear I’ll lay you racists out so quick.

Get this. House Flipper and True Crime. That’s all I want.

I’m just going to say it since it’s been long enough now… Chromatica, very much like Artpop, really didn’t do anything… the only thing they really did was piss me off and waste my time. 😭 just like that jazz shit. I’m so glad mom is back.

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We’ve had weird silly happenings at work that we kind of joke around about. Things moving or going off when they shouldn’t, etc. Nothing has been too weird because, again, they’re just silly little happenings… Until my co-worker and I had a dream about the same person doing these things. 😳🫣

It’s still so wild to me to complain about driving 100 miles… am I crazy?

Hey so, it’s STILL weird to say something is bad when others are doing it but it’s totally fine when you do it. Idk who needs to hear that, but there you go. Goodnight. ❤️

Someone said “Who tf is Bia?” And someone else seriously answered “ain’t she the one who sings Titanium and Chandelier?” Im sobbing because that’s a me ass answer.

Quitting nicotine/vaping is killing me. Why did no one tell me that I would have ZERO patience? That used to be one of my strongest suits.