It's been a while, but it would be wrong not to let you all meet our newest addition... Meet Ozzy Osbun❤️🐰

Morrissey only has twelve more months of growing. What could possibly go wrong 🤣🐰

Apparently, he didn't eat my cake🤣

You amateur. I finished off the Queen.

Happy Easter 🐰 Hope you enjoy this little video. When Stormzy gets too amorous, Keith plays dead. It's hilarious 😂❤️

It's been a while and things have been hard, but I thought I'd say a quick hello to you all. I've taken a long break because the damage that twitter did to me was too much to cope with. I've taught myself to crochet and have immersed myself in a more calming activity. Oh and of course, my buns❤️

I've deactivated my Twitter account and here's why. Musk used it to place a felon in the whitehouse and he will do the same to see farridge as PM. X is only quoted by mainstream because of the number of users. Remove those users and it becomes obsolete. Arguing with nutters empowers more nutters.

I'm sorry I haven't been around, but I'm trying to turn the rabbit from the Holy Grail into a friendly 🤣 I'll see you all soon. Loads of love from the madhouse ❤️🐇🤣

Am I the only one who thinks RFK Jr sounds like Jimmy Stewart getting fucked by an elephant and secretly enjoying it? Could explain a lot 🤣

As we say in Wales, it's proper lush year 😉🥰 I've slightly overdone things and got overexcited at being here, plus it's a madhouse with the new arrival Morrissey. I'll respond to you all tomorrow, but for now here's Morrissey and Gizmo. Night everyone 🥰

Nice here innit?

This is what happens when a baby continental giant rabbit gets scared by a fully grown Netherland dwarf 🐇🤣😧

So I assume that RFK juniors first task will be to find out whether there's a way to inject disinfectant into the body to give it a good clean. Or maybe use the light that passes through his ears. Anyhoo, I'm off to get wormed for my annual health check. (I might wake up soon 🤞)

I'm struggling to find words for the absolute madness of the Trump election, so I commissioned this from my daughter. I must add, that I asked for farridge to be emerging from the turkey's arse, but she was too traumatised🤣🤣🤣 Art courtesy of @fairypainter.bsky.social

Going to bed last night when I noticed my pillows were moving.... Then out popped Keith 🤣🐇

For perspective, Morrissey is ten weeks old and Ziggy is a big dog😂🥰 She's got ears for years😊🐇

Actually, I really miss twitter. If you ever read this or similar on my account, then I've been taken and will need cheese to be sent to me while I win over my hostage takers. *If Ryan Reynolds has taken me.... It's been lovely knowing you, but I'll be busy finding my way into his super suit.

Ok, what have I done? What does invalid handle mean? Have I broken my butterfly 🦋😧

A buyer paid $2.9million for Jack Dorsey's first tweet. It was re-sold for $280. I'm looking for five investors with fifty quid spare, so our bid is guaranteed with enough left over to buy Melon some new clown shoes. I refuse to accept that he bought twitter to buy a government office. (He did🤫🤐)

I have left twitter, but I won't be deactivating my account. It's a diary of sorts and it's where I can show my kids that I'm still cool because I can reveal that yes, I did have a DM conversation with the actual Stormzy 🤫🤭

Joe explained that Donald didn't beat him, then announced that he'd eaten all the red jelly beans.

Morrissey has made herself at home. Dangly legs and all 🤣🐇❤️

I've been on here for a day now and nobody has told me that my music is well shit and nobody has asked to see me next Tuesday. I think I'll stay🤣🥳❤️

There are obviously a few reasons why I've left twitter, but this is the main one.

Stunning sunset tonight 😍

Water cooler moments 🤭🐇❤️

After hearing that Musk has been given a seat at Trump's table, Lee Anderson makes surprise appearance at Trump rally.

She's here 🥳 Meet Morrissey. She's only ten weeks old, but plans to be as big as Ziggy 🤣🤭 Now to introduce her to the fluffle of friends. Wish us luck 🤭🐇❤️

Hi everyone. I think I've followed everyone back. I'll be on here from now on. I'm taking things really slowly, but will be posting tomorrow with a big surprise. Very big. So happy to see so many of my friends here. I've missed you all.

I have finally opened an account. I've heard that things are a lot less toxic than the rocket lolly place. I'll try to figure out how to find my friends from the other place. But for now, here's some of my bunnies ❤️