who else would join The Great Pumpkin if it was a real religion?

Is the dungeon synth rotting my brain or would it feel weirdly cozy to live in a giant hollowed out pumpkin?

Last weekend's Texas Author and Reader Con was a rousing success! Bought a nice little haul of books.

An aperol spritz is a great way to brighten up a rainy day.

mermaids act shy and insecure, but they're really just fishing for compliments

Counting down the days to my Chicago getaway. My body craves Malört, Chicago dogs, and daytime temperatures below 85 degrees 🫠.

I know all cats kind of have that vibe, but tortoiseshell cats especially always look like they're going to impart some arcane vision or sibyllic prophecy from gazing into their eyes.

rotating the captcha image in my head to prove I am a sapient meat machine

death metal fans be like "bro how can you say all this band's music sounds the same? their pig squeal era is totally different from their corpse grinding era."

triangulating the place to circle the wagons before we square off

The Ancient Egyptians lived in the sand with a bunch of cats. Basically one giant litterbox. You can't convince me that cat-worshipping stuff wasn't an epidemic of toxoplasmosis.

Today's sweet treat: a churro dark chocolate bar, with a Vietnamese cinnamon syrup I made drizzled on top

We need separate terms for posting content that helps vs. harms discourse. Engagement farming vs. enragement farming.

saw a Sonic with indoor dine-in seating the other day. feels like I witnessed an SCP.

Gender-flipped "The Lighthouse" where Tilda Swinton is yelling at Kristen Stewart "Why'd ya spill yer tea?!"

The reason Mongolian Death Worms don't exist isn't that they're scientifically impossible, but rather because we aren't cool enough to deserve an animal with that awesomely doom metal of a name.

Salty liquorice is the Darth Vader of candy.

Where does this guy fit on the D&D alignment chart?

why do we call it "throw under the bus" instead of "chuck under the truck"?

TBT ziplining in Puerto Rico! Something I'd love to do again sometime.

We all know that women would choose the bear, but do Aussie women choose the drop bear?

You've been caught stealing the Kellogg's cereal recipes. You adamantly refuse to tell them who you're working for. That's when three diminutive figures enter the room holding torture implements. "You're about to find out why they call us Snap, Crackle, and Pop."

One of the biggest disappointments about growing up is learning there's no adult version of those little dessert pizzas in Lunchables.

Debating whether Six of Crows or Shadow and Bone is the better series. I think the descriptions of fluffy, delicious waffles give Crows an important strategic advantage.

You can find some amazing things at Half-Price Books.

As a Watership Down fan, when people call salad "rabbit food," my response is hell yeah it is. Those rabbits are badass.

Failing to understand dubstep? Skrillex issue.

the wikipedia article titled Cow Vigilantism in India was far less amusing than I hoped it would be

The Buc-ee's snowman marshmallows are cute and all, but does each one really need to come in its own individual wrapper?

Local haunted house did a special christmas-themed haunt. Was honestly brilliant.

When Einstein was talking about things that are infinite, he forgot to mention the number of guitar picks that show up in random places at a guitarist's house.

Not really interested in seeing Kraven, but I would absolutely watch a Shocker origin film purely for the ridiculous costume.

The Blockbuster party game is really fun. Probably helps that my team knows movies way better than I do 😅.

The most unrealistic part about Sonic the Hedgehog is how he manages to keep his white gloves spotless despite his favorite food being chili dogs.

If you've never heard of Chipmunks on 16 Speed, go check it out. I promise it will make your day.

My most toxic behavior is terrorizing people who haven't read BOTNS with bizarre memes from /r/ShittyGeneWolfe.

Thinking about how well Piranesi nailed that enthralling sense of wonder as we explore its Borgesian labyrinth with the titular protagonist. Made me miss when I was a child and the world seemed more vast and innocent and unknown.

***asking a Sith to prove the Rule of Two*** Let us define a subset of three Sith Lords from a set N, where N is an arbitrary size > 2. ...(lots of math later)... With three Sith Lords, we have thrice the pride, but only double the fall, violating Dooku's Theorem. Thus, there can only be two.

Really bugs me when a movie has a really whack premise and a title that sells it short. That's what infuriates me about Future War (1997). Like, your movie is about Christian gangsters fighting time-traveling dinosaurs and you pick the most generic-sounding sci-fi title imaginable??

apparently there is a wil wheaton Smash Up expansion? for some reason? lol

that scene in BOTNS when Jonas realizes how toxic his friends are, so he spontaneously teleports off to a distant planet

Started reading Gideon the Ninth and now have the inexplicable urge to do pushups every single day.