Hey past self... I wrote a post that was LESS THAN 1,000 WORDS.

I've never been to Romania, but their deadlifts make me think everybody walks around with tight hammies.

Currently being delighted by the cats.txt on the Floof Farm website: floof.farm/cats.txt

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With a name fit for the Pirates, Jeff Parrett’s career took flight in MON. Without a single start, he finished enough games to earn 12 wins in 1988. Then Parrett mimicked those stats with PHI in 1989. His ERA was under 3.00 for both seasons. 88 Donruss has chaw-in-pocket Parrett perched mid-windup.

There are 23 former baseball players named "Dutch." And none of them are Dutch by birth. 😆

I pulled this ordinary pitcher from my special baseball card binder to post on @junkcardboggs.bsky.social — my child self was convinced it would be worth something.

The only thing between Modesto and Fresno is lots of farmland… and Steve Whitaker’s childhood. Whitaker was drafted by two NorCal teams: the 30th round by the A’s out of high school and 1st round by the Giants three years later. 92 Topps goes horizontal with this prospect who never made the majors.

Just once I'd like to get an "unfriendly reminder" text for an appointment. What do you think that would look like?

I enjoy not standing the first 50 minutes of each hour, just so I can force my watch to say “you did it!” when I do.

Maybe next time. Maybe next time, I'll write a post that's less than 2,000 words. Maybe. Next time.

A lot of people are embracing this platform, hoping it’s different. I’d like to be more active and have built the habit with a second account… which has been banned 2x this week. Just a reminder that we’re still playing in someone else’s sandbox, even if we like them more than the other guys.

The first post is the hardest.