"when are they gonna release On Borrowed Time Archipelago?"

"The trees, Michael. I must feed the trees."

"on the first floor of the zor store but im poor so i cant affor a zor"

"i think like, its somewhere between 'i like rain world so i mod for it' and 'i am on the brick-laden path to releasing more mods, and neurodivergence is my glorious steed'"

"candy canes are just dildoes for people who like yeast infections"

"When dodging an opponent, farting in their face may be a good way to distract them. However, there is a VERY small chance it may turn them on."

"'Anything I say cannot and will not be used against me in court' ahh statement"

"'hmm, i wonder what happens if i...' *puts gender into blender, runs it, shakes the contents out onto the kitchen counter. a scug is now on the counter where it was not before.* 'A little creature, on the floor of my chamber?'"

"ITS DECEMBER!!! you know what that means! jolly peppermint-flavored cuddlefucking instead of regular cuddlefucking"

"they call it the G Spot cause Gee It Feels Good"

(image of porygon) "polycule, i mean, polygon, i mean, porycule, i- actually no thats a good name for a polycule made of porygons"

"Holy [[\:flustered\: Discord Emoji Download]] That's A Great [[NumberOneRated]] Idea"

"play my Hideo Games no Hideo Kojima enter a world of Hideous Wonder no Hideo Kojima"

"They don't call it brain damage, they call it plane damage, because THE RIGHT WING IS DAMAGED! WE'RE GONNA FALL-"

"wait were the ppl who designed hoverboards actually therians???"

"ok buddy tentacle porn"

"She Fit On My Clit Til I Split"

"What's worse, pretending you DON'T have a praise kink to get headpats, or pretending you DO have a praise kink to get headpats?"

(in Susie Deltarune voice) "And that's right. YOU can watch."

"I make-a the 'nography"

"maybe the real neopronouns were the `Default Options` we made along the way"

"We should use 'I want that twink obliterated' in a non-sexual way. Yes I Want To Make You Combust With Flames And Shrapnel"

"Hey <person 1>, do you want Adobo Salt or <person 2> Cock Flavoring on your steak?"

"I'm not a f*g, I'm a hag! I'm brewin' potions n shit."

"delphox boobies... doobies"

"she learn on my curve til i overcome my struggles"

"Observation: Elytrian (from Origins mod) + Estrogen Patch (from Create: Estrogen) is broken. Conclusion: Trans birds are the most powerful beings in this universe."

gooning to left wins rn,,,,,

"oh to be held. oh to be hugged. oh to be cherished and told that i am doing good and that everything will be alright. oh to have hot steamy s-"

"i can put fetishes on them like a pincushion"

"hot tip! sex is more fun when it also gives species euphoria at the same time~"

"i can finally consume the Forever Weed Brownie and ascend to Karma 10 irl"

"I like looking at the ceiling." *looks at sky* "Oh, where'd the ceiling go??"

"he eat on my taco til i (sour) cream"

"update: dick unsucked. this is so sad."

"Well, look at me! *I* shoved an 8-inch pole up my ass and *I'M* fine!"

"Who sucks a dick like THAT? You gotta go for the throat."

"There's cum on your ass? Call that frosting on the cake!"

"'i survived 100 days only eating edibles' ahh"

"looks like he waggin his second tail"

"i think i get why ragebaiting is funny now."

"its not bloatware its fucking necessary i swear 🥺🥺🥺🥺"

"also recently i fixed a bug with the vrchat model that made it so that i looked like a ps1 model from the pov of someone giving me head. now i look like a ps2 model!!!"

"dysgraphia? more like, dis graph be a pain in my hand"

freedom motif

"Hello, artist? I would like you to draw someone I hate... ON BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!!!"

"you are a beast of flesh and tendrils and rot i should not be getting the urge to pat you on the head"

"bringing the cursed amulet of ra to the local goodwill"

"what if instead of a stimboard it was a skimboard and it was just a 3x3 grid of this image"

"its not erectile dysfunction, its ejectile dysfunction"