Up is down. War is peace.

FFS

There's this story about how CS Lewis was out with a friend and stopped to give a vagrant some money. Lewis's friend chided him, saying "you know he's just to buy liquor with it, right?" Lewis responded, "Well, so was I."

We live in the dumbest goddamn times™️

Missing the flight transfer signs is a dumb thing anyone can do but only our nates and matts and noahs can blame it on civilizational decline instead of being a dumbfuck

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No, not Home Depot stuff 😂

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"

Idiocracy is run by idiots.

Hollywood is so stupid.

FFS

We live in the dumbest goddamn times.

Trumpmerica

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social sucks.

Dipshittery knows no bounds

We live in the dumbest goddamn times.

Trump has threatened to bomb or invade 7 countries with a shot to play in the 2026 World Cup. He *has* bombed one (Iran) and said he'd deny them visas. He's preparing for war with another (Venezuela). He has summarily executed citizens from at least 3. He has imposed tariffs on nearly all of them.

remember when Hertz bought a huge Tesla fleet? The loss on that turned out to be $2.9 billion. No reason to believe it won't work out exactly the same for Tesla. thestreet.com/automotive/h...

@schumer.senate.gov is a clown. A not-funny clown. Not even scary clown. A pathetic clown.

Andy Kessler at the WSJ, who I used to be quite friendly with, has lost his mind. He's claiming that Mamdani and others are pushing for anarchy. WTF is he talking about? Literally this entire column is "things I dislike are anarchy and bad, things I like are not and good."

Gillibrand and and Schumer can go fuck themselves. With a cactus. #NewYork

Chuck sucks.

Tim kaine is

Trump’s pardon attorney Ed Martin claims Trump is pardoning his Georgia co-defendants and other “alternate electors.” Note: Trump’s Georgia co-defendants are charged under state law. The president can’t pardon people for state crimes.

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Idiocracy understates things

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Trump called Biden “sleepy,” because Trump is an old man who struggles to stay awake. Trump called Hillary “crooked,” because Trump is incredibly crooked. Trump called Ted Cruz “lyin’” because Trump is a serial liar. We’re a decade into this. How do people still not get it?

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

If you doubt we live in the dumbest goddamn times…

Idiocracy is an understatement

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Cornell clown college

Insane warmongering from the Nobel peace prize candidate

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Trumpmerica

Rip Van Trump sleeped through the last 20 years of debate on healthcare reform and now wants to target "money sucking" insurance companies cepr.net/publications...

This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Trumpmerica

If anyone doubts we live in the dumbest fucking times, doubt no more.

Trying to think of a worse idea but I'm coming up short

Bullshitter can’t even come up with bullshit.

Every decor choice that Trump makes for the White House absolutely screams mid-tier Long Island wedding banquet hall

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