Gringos vacationing in Puerto Rico beefing with a frog the size of a quarter is kinda funny if you don’t think about how their immediate solution to anything slightly inconveniencing is to exterminate them.

Guy who also runs a space company with shuttles that don’t fly; they explode.

Translation: I fired the cybersecurity IT department because they weren’t woke, so now my platform is vulnerable and unreliable.

Twitter is down. Gerrit Cole is injured. Dreamcatcher is disbanding. Nothing to smile about in my life.

MLB canceled exhibition games in Puerto Rico planned for 2025.

Democrats are literally just this meme whenever they want to feign outrage over shit they helped republicans get away with

Y’all are lucky you didn’t get the urge to join bluesky when you had to sell your soul in order to find an invitation code.

So let me get this straight: The gringo cosplaying as a Puerto Rican boxer “won” his fight but not Amanda Serrano, a professional Puerto Rican boxer? What the fuckk?. ☠️

Puerto Rico collectively cheering for Jake Paul to get knocked into a permanent sleep tonight

The US has been an oligarchy for far too long for y’all to be acting this dense…

Ya que BlueskyPR ha sido oficialmente inaugurado, vamos a prohibir el siguiente debate eterno de nuestra cultura en este app, y lo vamos a cerrar con esta foto épica.

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There are serious concerns with election fraud in Puerto Rico, but no coverage in US mainstream media. Why? Because PR’s comprador class maintains US Colonial interests at a time when third-party politicians and pro-independence sentiment in the world’s oldest colony are surging.

Mind you, this same sham vote on status was boycotted, protested, & non-binding. Despite that, independence got its highest vote % in the history of Puerto Rico, a change that Americans will never highlight bc it doesn’t serve their interests; using minorities to consolidate their own grip on power

Finding my Puerto Rico moots on Bluesky like

Puerto Rico corner of BlueSky is about to go crazy. So glad y’all are finally making it over here! Let the gringo slaying begin😂

Realistically, democrats entire campaign strategy was self-sabotage from the start. The oligarchs wanted trump to win & dems are nothing but a controlled opposition, unmoved by the wishes of their base. Matched with the organic support for Trump, the US never had a chance lol

Puerto Rico is holding a “mock US Presidential vote” in the colony’s local general elections. But in typical rebellious PRican fashion, protest ballots are being cast instead, here are some examples.

The most important election today is not happening in the continental USA, it’s actually happening in Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rico’s election day thus far has been plagued by the consequences of Bipartisan corruption & US Colonialism, starting with but not limited to: voting precincts that are mostly public schools losing electricity, unreliable voting machines & flooding from today’s heavy rains.

Puerto Rico showed up today in historic numbers for a 3rd party coalition, led by a Pro-independence candidate for Governor. But AOC & Nydia Velázquez are framing it as an Anti-Trump rally. Thats a fucking lie. Today was about PRicans doing what gringos cant; reject bipartisanship.

This is so fucking vile. AOC and Nydia Velazquez have been usurping Puerto Rico’s unprecedented Political movement as a Pro-Kamala Harris achievement. Fuck Y’ALL. This wasnt about USA Elections; over 50k people came out & over 200k tuned in to support voting for 3rd Party & A DIFFERENT PUERTO RICO.

Tuesday’s Governor election in Puerto Rico is a very close run between a MAGA Pro-US Statehood candidate & a 3rd party/Pro-independence coalition. We’ve already seen news of bipartisan voter fraud schemes. So take note: PRicans are passionate about this election; they wont go down quietly.

THIS is the most important conversation pertaining Puerto Rico today. Any discourse that doesn’t involve ending US colonialism is irrelevant American paternalism.

I need bluesky to add a “drafts” feature because sometimes my thoughts are fire but its not the right moment to let them out into the world. I wanna let them sit and marinate until the right moment to unleash the kraken arrives.

A recent poll from Oct 2024 showed Statehood losing significant popularity in Puerto Rico. In fact, two alternative sovereignty options: full independence & free association, have begun to surge, challenging this notion. Past plebiscites are notoriously unreliable due to boycotts, corruption, etc

Gringos being more mad at me for exposing John Leguizamo isnt Puerto Rican than at him for being a fucking assimilationist snake 😂😂😂

Americans are inherently chauvinistic and it’s genuinely baffling watching liberals put themselves on a nonexistent moral pedestal

To be clear, suggesting you should annex Puerto Rico, the oldest colony of the world, so it can help you consolidate even more power is as much of a racist position as referring to that same colony as a floating piece of garbage. They are both dehumanizing framings of an oppressed nation

Estos gringos de verdad se creen imunes a critica sobre sus posiciones imperialistas

As usual, liberals see conservatives being racist and think framing how its colony being victim to racism can help them win elections. That too is a racist position by the way.

Puerto Rico Governor race polling update: After decades of bipartisan corruption, PRicans have organized to vote for a 3rd party coalition that is historically polling second, only 2% behind the Pro-Statehood MAGA candidate. A Pro-independence Party victory would be unprecedented

US colonialism in one tweet, basically

American mass desensitization to violence within the imperial core (School shootings, Police lynchings of black/brown/indigenous ppl, ICE/Border Patrol violence against immigrants, etc) were all chauvinist precursors to the general indifference towards televised US funded genocides.

I have often talked about how US imposed privatization of Puerto Rico’s power grid was tied to the American LNG cartel. This article does a spectacular job breaking down how US federal agencies collude with US corporations to ensure perpetual colonial energy exploitation. t.co/4jbaTAu0sT

I love MLB (Marxist Leninist Baseball)

It’s incredible how one man’s ego & false sense of intelligence can condemn an entire society to ruin.

Coming back on this app whenever Elon Musk does some fuck shit on Twitter like

Good day to reiterate: fuck elon musk

Interesting political developments out of Puerto Rico: not only is a Pro-independence party candidate polling second place in the run for Governorship, but a new survey on a future Status referendum shows Independence & Free Association with combined polling equal to Statehood. This is unprecedented

The price gauging of flights due to an imminent catastrophic Hurricane is not inconceivable to me, bc ive experienced an even worse scenario: imagine those flight prices but you live on an island in the middle of the Caribbean; where driving your car to the next State over isnt even an option

Completely forgot this app existed I am so sorry but im here now

Living in a country that produces its own coffee beans and still buying overpriced stale Starbucks is gotta be one of the dumbest things I’ve seen people do.

Growing more intolerant of US liberals hiding behind leftist monikers when they dont even have the balls to say US colonies should be free.

Considering the “thousands” number is just people self-reporting their outages on a random website, I can assure you the real number is in the millions. Just wait until the west coast is fully awake. Cell providers arent even acknowledging the outages.

Pro-Palestine Activists in Puerto Rico protest in front of Zionist weapon manufacturer Lockheed Martin’s IT & Software headquarters in Aguadilla.🇵🇷♥️🇵🇸

The duplicitous liberal framing of Israel’s genocidal campaign on Palestinians as a right-wing phenomenon led by Netanyahu rather than the main purpose of a settler colonial apartheid state is tiring. Call for the end of the occupation or shut the fuck up.

The lack of outrage over the targeted assassination of +100 Palestinian journalists as a strategy for silencing opposition voices amidst a genocide really takes home how international laws have always been applied arbitrarily in service to western geopolitical interests.

Jeffrey Epstein, Yair Netanyahu, & Brock Pierce running their Zionist pedophilia & sex trafficking ring out of the United States’ Caribbean periphery (PR & USVI) is a detail that we must include in the discourse. Colonies as tax havens & trampolines for nefarious gringo interests

I wonder what the Orcas are up to these days