[ knees to his chassis, curled up next to a garbage can, trying to blend in with his dull gray armor so he can surprise attack any unsuspecting visitors ]

i suhparkle too

the sigma considers his options sigmastically .

[ HIDING IN THE SHADE OF JAZZ'S WELL-ENDOWED BOSOM . ] yEAH, BE NICE TO GOLDBUG !!!!

bUT THE THREATSUH ARE THO eAsUhY!!!! HE DOESUH NOTHING BUT BE A THREAT TO HISUH OWN HEALTH !!!!!!!!!!!!! THITH iSuHn'T FAiR ! ! ! ‼️‼️‼️

why everybody trying to eat goldbug 😔💔 firsuht the cat, now the hobo

BUt i don't WANT to go in the timeout BOX i don't WANNA go back, i don't WaNnA i don't wAnNa- i juth DID my TIME in the TiME OUT BOX !!! i don't WANNA go back in THE BOX!!!! yOu don't UNDERSTAND, thith ithn't FAiR!!!!! .. CHOMPY THENT TITANSUH a B0MBTHREAT && THE'SUH (SHE'S*) not BANNED 😾🫵🏿‼️

fowler'suh kneecapsuh thall be delivered to you in the mail along with hisuh achillesuh tendonsuh && toesuh . amen .

who keepsuh giving thethe lowlifesuh permithhion to suhpeak 🤨🫵🏿 ??? i know I didn't, && i have the highesuht rank outta ALL of uth, tho, what givesuh ??

WeLL MAYBE YOU THoULD BE SUHMALL !!! THINCE YOUR NAME HATH F L Y IN IT. oR AT LEASUHT YOU CAN FLY AWAY & INTO THE tHUN. PESuHKY PArATHITE !!!!!!!!!!! BEESUH THOLO ANY BUG ANY DAY . GO BACK TO THE GARBAGE YOU PRAITHE !!!! LITTLE MORoN !!!!!!!!!!

wtf why 💔

i don't think we should doxx or nuke infants . 🎶

suhcraplet ?? . . WHERE'SUH THE LITTLE.. CRAPLET 🤬‼️‼️ I'LL KICK HISUH AHH!!!!!! LAUNCH THE NuKES ‼️‼️‼️‼️

no, i meant thith, but i can thee where you had the confusion

um 🤨, yeahhhh 🤨, that'suh what i THAID 😾. oNSUHLAUGHT 😑 . making me repeat mythelf... PROBABLY becauthe you're all tho LAME ! & oLD 😾 ! irritate me . . 😑

I WAS GETTING VIOLENTLY ATTACKED && EATEN && I ONLY THURVIVED BARELY BY KlLLING HIM !!!! IT WAS A BRUTAL ONSUHLAUGHT OF TERROR & HIGH-SUHTAKES PRESSURE !!! FULL OF PAIN && SUHTRIFE !!!!

i KNOW that wath the like- five million year old MORON . i'm talking about your ACCENT . everybot KNOWSuH people who thound like YOU thay their 'no's like.. 'NAUR' for thome reathon.. && you thound REALLY THILLY 🫵🏿‼️‼️. ( * silly 💔 )

YEAH, WELL -- . . . 💧 ... yOU THOUND FUNNY WHEN YOU THAY THE WORD ' NO ' 🫵🏿😾 ! THO ! TAKE THAT 🫵🏿⚖️‼️

CHOMPY 👈🏿 WANTSUH TO EXPLODE MY TITAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

& what if my titan pull up 🤨 ?

die all happy couplesuh

no ????

IF ANYONE WANTSUH TO INTERVENE, BE MY FUcKiNG G U E S T . THAT INCLUDESUH Y O U FIVE MILLION YEAR OLD FaRT 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿💨‼️‼️‼️

[ movements freezing for a moment at the paws' advancing, hitching breath, covered optics darting desperate as images, emotions, memories poured & collapsed in on him all at once just from a silly little paw pressing on a bad position. gloves clench into the ground, legs starting to shake

oHMyALLSUHPARKOHMYALLSUHPARKOHMyGAAAAAAAaaaaaaaawDDDDDDD--- RAAAAAaaAAaAtcHETT--!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWW- i NEED tO DECONTAMINATe- i NEED to DE- O F F of M E ?!?!??!?!?!?? [ THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT, HELMET CLOSING JUST ONE KLIK TOO LATE. TRAPPING THE SLIMMY SUBSTANCE INSIDE. SCREAMING . ]

. . . that wathn't remotely funny & it didn't even make any thenthe (sense😔), are you five hundred yearsuh old ???? ? ?

about to go fight, i'll posuht (post*) the video after .

i DIDN'T GET PUMMELED .

not that anybody caresuh, bUt i AM DYiNG & BEiNG K iLL E D ?!??!?!?!?!???? ⁉️⁉️⁉️

THLEEPING ??? THERiOUsUHLY ??!?!?? GET UPPPPPP!!!! I AM NoT YOUR CATBED!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ThO LUCKY THERE'S NO HYDRAULIC PRETHHER NEARBY OR ELTHE YOU WOULD'VE BEEN TOTTHED THERE THINCE - THE CREATION OF- CYbERTRON!!! UGGHHHHHH--- YOU'RE LAZIER THAN THAT DUMB TRIPLE SUHPACE THUTTLEBUM .

thomebody thave me from thith suhtoopid lardath cat... ....

I HATE ALL OF EARTH'Z ANIMALZ EXCEPT FOR BEES . I HOPE ALL THE REST OF YOU UGLY LITTLE IDIOTS GO EXTiNcT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ GLOVES ARE UP, TRYING TO PUSH INTO THE PLUSHINESS & BERID HIMSELF OF ALL THIS BLUBBER. it just sinks like quicksand, as if he were the ones making Biscuits into shockwave ! ] DisUhGUSuHTING !!!!! [ SHRIEKING, antennas snapping sporadically in distressed directionless effort ] OFF BEGONE, BEASUHT

EWWW- WHAT THE FuCk-!?!?? [ screaming high like a girl, practically wailing with an alarmed disgust at the streaking purple cow of a cat plowing his way through. turning his body to the side & waiting a metal knee to shield himself as if a mouse ran across the ground ] oW!!!!!!!!

thith ith gonna be chonkwave when i put him in the meatgrinder

THAT FUCKING CAT THAT I HATE .

good morning to the titansuh & juth the titansuh 😸 !!! everyone elthe can backflip into the furnace for all i care . . 😑 .

[ flying over to the titans with his golden bug wings, fluttering fast like a humming bird to keep him steady. opening his bulky armored back to retrieve the glasses of warm milk & cookies baked crunchy around the edges with melty middle. .. unsure how to give it to them. or. let them know, though .

GRUG. after gb got crushed, they didn't have the metal to rebuild him so they basically poured the remains into a human, which made gb happy bcs he was told optimus liked humans, & he did bcs they were fun to crush. GB swiftly made a replica suit of armor with wings to cover the sight

[ celebrating because at least he can be seen ] [ expected to be more of a speck ]

windy. bro turns into one of these

[ correcting his lopsided visor quickly, a permanent black eye bruising the revealed portion with a sickly shine before it's back to being concealed. puffing his glassy chest ] i don't know why you're all being thuch SUHPARKLINGSUH. we're WAR. ROBOTSUH. NOW. FOR ALLSUHPARKSUH' THAKE !!

[ trying to see over his chassis plate armor, peeking over the chest. carefully adding a scratch to his shoddy windshield. his win count . ... not the most impressive in general but- he tries. then adding another notch to a section on his thigh armor titled : notches ]

i.... WON ✌🏿😁✨️✨️

[ antennas airplaning against his curls for a moment, waiting, then springing joyously upwards. ] ..ah? AHA ? AH! AHAAAA!! HAa HAA ! [ sharp metal wings sprout from scapulas, gilded golden. he jumps up into the air, pointing, hooting, hollering, & tumbling throughout gravity's current, Celebrating

wait till me && my gang ( titans ) pull up, cat .

THE CAT SUHTARTED IT 🫵🏿 !!!!!!!!

[ FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! ] [ one bounce & he's sprawled face down in the middle of the trampoline panting ]