// forgot i made that battery acid affirmation thing

We don't really get trick or treaters out here... Maybe one or two people who still think this house is "Abandoned", but not a lot more than that.

Listen, I’m glad we’re visiting this theme park and all, but I don’t think I can get thrown into the crane game any more than I already have.

[ Today's a very important day...! ]

( Someone needs to get that kid a bear claw or something... )

Ah... I missed my soups and stews...

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I've been trying to wrap my head around that thing everyone was talking about for a little while... You know, the... "Dark Rooms," thing. It just never really clicked for me. I'll close the door, turn the light off and sit there for a few minutes... Then I realize just how silly I'm being, haha.

To tell you the truth, Roxanne's the one that kept pushing me to get back on a public forum like this. I don't know if this is really my thing, haha.

// just thought of a horrible idea for an account i could make. like it's not necessarily bad so much as it is "this is for one person and it's me"

// i fucking Wish i had a gif of turnip in the undertale mod. i still think those sprites are cute

Listen, I know turnip prices are really bad right now, but... Hold out!! Hold out!! For Me!!

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// LITTLE BEEBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What the hell are you guys eating?

// time sensitive. who wants to get icecream with turnip

There are just some things that I'll never understand.

Look, I don't mean to be LIKE THIS, you know-- but I can only take so much. Every night for the past week, these guys have been pulling up to my house and egging me on to drive out to the convenience store. That has to be the worst attempt at casing a place I've EVER seen.

I really need to lock in on pumpkins or something at this point, I don't think turnips can hack it anymore...

Look, I love doing all these special team attacks and stuff-- Yeah, It's really handy, but if I have to keep doing these for every enemy encounter I'm gonna throw my back out

I missed you so much. I love you

// promise i'll get to those replies soon i've just been perpetually exhausted for four days

// i could make one of those "like for one of my favorite games" posts but my taste reaches from what i feel is "exceedingly obvious" to "what the fuck are you talking about?"

I keep making these pies like anyone else is going to eat them... It's not even a force of habit, I just... keep forgetting.

// fuck it i might have to make a roxanne. i miss her

I was folding laundry earlier, and I remembered something kind of funny. I don't know if it'd even be funny if I explained it, though...

// just in case.

// *increasingly violent and unsubtle coughing* bsky.app/profile/iceb...

// i didn't expect that account to get so many eyes on it so fast... It's a little scary

..."Commanding Presence"?

I mean, I can file my taxes just fine, but...

// he's always doing some shit

// also thinking about bringing roxanne here. i might need to think of a different @ for her, if only because using that for a non-undertale oc seems sacrilegious

// idk if i've ever brought this up here, but i've been considering making an account for the hero from dragon blazers... the one i made for that really elaborate bit/kind-of-arg, anyway. you might know him. i've been thinking about him a lot since ch3 and it kind of just never stopped

// not sure why he said that like yogi bear

// I really Should tell more people about the dark world in his house and the ideas behind it... The people I've told seem to think it's a Good Idea but I really can't tell if I'm cooking something or burning it

// honestly if you put turnip in the dark world he'd probably be too afraid to do anything at first. he'd be like susie in ch1, except he just keeps defending on his own accord and throwing off the flow of the battles for everyone else. But he's in a party with Himself so he has to be an adult

( What the hell do these guys talk about when I'm not here...? )

I remember riding MY first manner of beast as a kid...

// rest assured i haven't been able to stop thinking about the turnip darkworld idea. i have to do something with it or i'm going to explode

I never thought there'd be a day where kids are sitting in pitch black rooms and treating it like it's the best thing ever... Am I just missing something? Am I "Built Different"?

That little friend of... Someone, I think their name is "Bibo", they came up to me and said that I walk like "that picture of John Lennon." What does that mean?

// on the subject of "ShadowCrystal"

I've been thinking about starting a proper garden... Like, aside from the blueberry bush I planted a couple years ago. Maybe some flowers'll distract from that siding I need to redo...

THAAT'S RIGHT we're making da fuckin smooth mcgroove movie folks

Listen man, I cross the street after looking both ways just like anybody else. And If I was carrying copper wire, I'd put it in a bag or something.

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Hello, everyone! A friend of mine recommended this site... It's so nice to be posting on a "Social Media" again. I kind of fell out of the habit using the other one. (But I probably wasn't going to use it again anyway, considering...) I think they called it that because you "AXE" it, right? Haha!