Suburban Metatron
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Dad, Husband, Voice of God
Some more exploring at the edge of my property revealed that what I thought were just enormous murder shoots, are actually blackberries!
7 months ago
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A benefit to having 100ft of septic line replaced and delaying any lawn care is finding the native wildflowers that are usually mowed over 🌱
#Gardening
#Wildflowers
7 months ago
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I'm going to wait til after the SB Parade to wrestle with the fact that there is a good chance our Exciting Whites are Trump Fans.
#philly
#Eagles
10 months ago
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The first billionaire to start paying GOP congresspeople and senators to stop trump gets to keep his head.....on his body for an open casket (a very generous offer compared to what the other 700+ will get)
10 months ago
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Totally not a priority, but after we "Gaddafi" Elon, Rashida Tlaib needs to genuinely apologize to Kamala and America while we draw and quarter Jill Stein.
10 months ago
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Not to start some bullshit right out the gate, but why is nobody talking about how Wicked specifically goes against the book source material?
11 months ago
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Just once I need
@noelfielding.bsky.social
to look into the cameras of The Great British Bake Off and say, "You've seen my downstairs mix-up". And what's great is almost zero regular watchers of the show will get it.
11 months ago
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Gotta love that Scott Laughton doubled his season goal total with a hatrick tonight
12 months ago
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Tim Burton and Danny Elfman look like a human that the other one designed and I think that's romantic
12 months ago
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I have to say, Timothy Chalamet is doing a very believable "Sports Man" cosplay on College agameday
12 months ago
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Just for the record, murder is bad. I couldn't care less about the United Healthcare CEO, but murder is illegal for a reason.
12 months ago
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Sometimes I think about how Tucker Carlson's favorite band probably knows who he is and hates his fucking guts...and that's nice
12 months ago
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Why is Pete Hegseth all over my fucking TV instead on South Korea?
12 months ago
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Now that I've clawed myself out of the Twitter Hellscape.... we're still doing sourdough, right?
about 1 year ago
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