Help me find the dog poop! 💩 🍁

Why am I just finding this out now?! 👿

Hahahahaha. Watching last week’s “Elsbeth,” which makes fun of Belichick and Jordon 🤣

Hey guys, my brother’s group didn’t do their part again and they now need 150 responses by 6:30pm tomorrow… if anyone could take the time to take the survey, it would be greatly appreciated. This is for his master’s in communications from USC… thank you so much 🫶 usc.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

I cut a deal with myself. I told myself that putting up the tree counts as exercise, so I can skip my planned workout 💪🏼 (Whatever works.)

Let’s go, Baker.

What else can I do to further procrastinate putting up my Christmas tree? 🌲 🔜🎄? 🥴

Who has made this 🤣

A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).

DG still waiting until the ref tosses up the ball before putting his hair up 😬 #Cavs

Do you know what I really love? Sitting in my house.

My friends hand-make their cards every year. Was so excited to get mine in my mailbox yesterday. 💌

Laughed out loud at the faceplant into the mud puddle 🦏

Nothing gets your bad day turned around quite like a 10pm plumbing emergency 🚰

Ugh, it’s one of those days. It seems like everydoggy I work with today is possessed by an evil spirit 😫 #DogTraining

Y’all, Linus is wearing a wife-beater on The Snoopy Show. Quite a big step from carrying around a security blanket, eh?

Multiple large natural experiments have documented Shingles vaccine is linked with ~20-25% reduced risk of dementia and Alzheimer's disease. A new report today adds to that and extends the to slowing the progression of dementia @cellcellpress.bsky.social www.cell.com/cell/fulltex...

🚨 DRUNKEN SPLOOT! 🚨

*you're

This is a helpful explainer in easy-to-understand language on dealing with a reactive dog. For anyone whose pup has an overly emotional reaction to other dogs. #DogTraining

Can I get someone to swear to this on a bible? #Guardians

"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"

I really want Baker Mayfield to win the Super Bowl so when he’s asked the Disney World question, “Baker Mayfield, you just won the Super Bowl — what are you going to do next?”… he can reply: “I’m going to tell the Browns to suck it!”

Yay, Baker.

I wouldn’t classify myself as a #Panthers fan, but I am a local news viewer who has watched Dave Canales and Bryce Young repeat the “we are learning and working to improve” sound bites ad nauseam every week for a couple years. So I’m happy things are finally coming together. #KeepPounding

Look at the Panthers…panthering. #KeepPounding

Welp, four out of five ain’t bad 🤷🏼‍♀️ Get it back in the right column next year.

*sigh* Just gonna watch this guy hit his punching ball.

😐

Live #PandaCam 🐼 providing me some stress relief during #TheGame commercial breaks.

And the snow has arrived ❄️

Head-butting the ref is ill-advised.

#GoBlue 〽️🏈

Please make Pat McAfee stop talking.

A girl and her food 🍽️ #HappyThanksgiving

Now I’m going to be late for dinner because I was too busy watching 🐕🐩🐕‍🦺🦮

Yay, the Steve Kornacki segment of the #NationalDogShow!

Tyrese Maxey participating in the #NationalDogShow. Cute!

Hope @jilltwiss.bsky.social is doing #NationalDogShow commentary.

Santa got short shrift again. #MacysParade 🎅🏼

There are only two types of musical acts in the #MacysParade: 1. People from 40 years ago. 2. People I’ve never heard of. No in between.

What’s on Snoopy‘s head? (Besides Woodstock) #MacysParade

Why isn’t Jim Breheny on the #BronxZoo float? #IYKYK #MacysParade #TheZoo

The #MacysParade is the #2 event after the Super Bowl for specially produced commercials (I’m guessing). Enjoy ’em. 🦃

Hail yeah

OK, it’s a blowout. Put the redhead in. #GoBlue

When you accidentally hit the thumbs-down on a song you really like on Pandora, realizing you can’t undo it and you’re never going to hear it again.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.