Ok, so maybe I’m a bit of a brat. I came anyway.

Mutual masturbation sesh?

A heads up to my followers, @celeste-beegee.bsky.social is a catfish, using pictures from multiple other people. I know this with 100% certainty considering several of the pictures they are using are of a good friend of mines that isn’t active on here that much but posts frequently to Twitter/X

I still can’t have penetration yet post-op but the way I would straddle you on the couch, intertwining our tongues together while grinding onto your lap, your hands around my cheeks, fingers roaming, flirting the edges, and dry humping you until we are both soaked? We can still have a good time…

I know the crush is serious when I can’t even cvm without thinking about you 🥴

I’ll let my juices run down my leg if you chase it with your tongue… 🤝 and then I’ll let your juices follow the same path.

Some people tell the time of the month by the phases of the moon…I just look at the phases of my tits.

I did the VN. It needed to be one. Thank you @actuallyelastigirl.bsky.social for your words.

When they send you the audio that your audio inspired 😏

When you thought you were done and then later on you think back to how amazing it felt and you work yourself up to another one… 🫠

Can you hear me? 🎧 recommended…just a snippet.

Fyi if you follow me and you’re on Threads, lemme know who you are there if you want me to follow you back. Here or in DMs. Maybe I’ll follow back.

Non sexual turn on: when they finally follow you back.

Ok BlueSky so you beat Threads on being more lenient on feralness but you expect perfection at first post? Why can you not edit after posting? 🙄

Nothing like watching toothpaste dribble out of your mouth and onto your shirt…and you’re debating whether or not you’re the equivalent of a 3 month old, or if you’re imagining being his dirtiest little cum slut.

See a mouth, post a mouth… Monochrome mouth if you want it.

Someone told me if anyone can do hard things, it’s me… So send them my way 😏

If I liked an old post maybe it’s because I used it to help me out 😏

I do love to put things in my mouth… 🎧

Ovulating while being on bed rest and recovery is pure evil.

My throat is already sore so why not make it for a good reason… 😏 I’m also kind of hungry for some meat…

So doped up and falling asleep but some somno kink be alive and kicking…

Forget showing me the money…show me the boing. I’m a visual learner btw…

Did I just force myself to finish imagining I was waiting for an important phone call and making sure I did it before the call came thru? Maybe. By maybe I mean yes. That extra pressure… 😮‍💨

The real Moaning Monday has been accomplished. And yet I did not record. Pity. I don’t think you could handle it though…again.

Sometimes I’m tired of being such a boss bitch at work all day which is why I just want you to order me around and tell me exactly what you want me to do…and as usual I won’t delegate it…I’ll take it all on myself.

You thought you had control, until I flipped around…this 🍑 in prime view, sliding it to your tip before bouncing…I knew you wouldn’t last long.

It’s the kind of day I just want to lay with you and watch movies…our movies…and then maybe make a sequel.

It was overdue when twice in a row you knock out it out in under 6 min. Definitely passing out now.

Drain me of my juices and slurp me the fuck up. Happy Salacious soup dumpling Saturday.

Booty goes down, this goes up. Beautifully written by @gardenz.of.grey from Threads and voiced by yours truly.

Let’s be honest, you’re not the only one who gets a little turned on seeing me wearing just your shirt, which hits right where you can’t tell if I’m wearing anything underneath but the tops of my cheeks are just peeking out…it makes me hot too.

Trace my lips with your thumb before you rub it against my teeth and thrust it deep into my mouth, initiating the drool to spill, the desire to suck, to use my tongue to guide the ridges around your fingers, showing you exactly what I’m going to do…what I want to do…what I need to do to you next.

Lip smackin Booty whackin Get crackin Start your snackin

When I’m too tired to even fuck myself and I just wish someone was here to treat me like the ragdoll my hormones want me to be today.

Telling me you’re gonna make me wait but you know you can’t hold back once you see this ass grinding against you? That’s the switch power…

When that one voice or moan can just tip you over every time 🫠

I wish my throat was coated by you Trickling down towards my guts Which you have already rearranged with such fervor and passion Spilling out of the corners of my mouth Sticky sweet on my lips and tongue Heal me from the inside Be my medicine A spoonful of you a day Is what my doctor ordered

Kinda sad I have nothing to cumtribute today with my voice being under construction…

Tonight’s to do list. 1) Make dinner. 2) Playtime. Well, we can check off number 2 but now I gotta add 3) Laundry. 🫣 Good thing I have like 5 sets of sheets as a backup 🤭

Every time you say, “Don’t make me come over there,” I push the limits. Cuz I know you ain’t cummin over here.

18 🫣

Status update: 11

Sorry I can’t come to the phone right now…I’m a little tied up and cumming to someone instead.

Blindfold me and bring out the submissive cumslut that’s hiding beneath. You know I’m a people pleaser and rule follower…use me as you wish.

NGL watching my toy make patterns in my bath water from the vibration is stimulating as well…

Stress eating but it’s really just me sucking the stress out of your cock.

Update: I did not make it to the weekend and it’s your fault. 🫵🏼 But now my 🐱 is purring.

I’ve been saving myself for this weekend. I’m gonna cum so much and just be the laziest fuck for 3 days.

Stand in line cuz I’m gonna need to take out my aggressions after work in the most feral of ways.