I’ve learned that people here are named after uh- items . I met someone named Sword earlier , he was nice . He seemed to be looking for someone though . Teal guy with an eye patch and wears a fancy suit . It was an odd interaction ,

The moonlight is troubling me .

I’ve been standing here staring at this sign for minutes , but it feels like it’s been hours . The sun is beating down on me like it’s warning me to leave . Though I’ve never been here before . What am I meant to do ???

{ oh yeah I did finish his ref . the black eye is not optional }

i need a haircut i think . i don’t plan on getting one but i just think i need one

one of these days I will draw a sword from my bag

. . . “Right sorry ,” he then hesitantly walked up to Emperor to take the G .

Scrapyard slowly turned to Encore for approval “is that uh . alright with you Encore I don’t . uhm . Usually I earn my money ,”

He glanced at Emperor and then back at Encore before nodding a little bit

he looks friendly

@poppunk-bossablues.bsky.social where are you

wief

i lob mhbd wheife

my wife is soft and i love him

I miss my husband :(

where the fuck is my husband

thirteen days

Ten days

how has my husband not found me yet this is mildly worrying

THEY HAVE A WHOLE CITY ???

they’re taking me somewhere .

hurry up boy

they are speaking a language i cannot understand am i cooked

where the fuck am i .

I want to dress like a paper boy and get told that the price to buy 100 papers went up by 10 cents

we need to kill ai “artists”

update; she managed to get out of her pokeball without me noticing i’ve just found her

my fucking empoleon went missing .

they’re catching on

as the earth keeps spinning the stars shall keep moving

fuck yeah

me

fun fact guys my husband is a faggot . i love him so dearly and i need him carnally

yeah

{ I think this is the peak of my humor

i need a new phone i think because sometimes i have to brute force some of the buttons to type something

no

i dunno where the emojis are pretend there’s a heart emoji here

my own wife homophobic this is actually tragic

feels awesome to blackout for 14 minutes try it out

{ ZEST FEEEESSSTS . .