Do something now or this season is going to be historic in a bad way. #stlblues

Hot damn the Blues are so bad.

Even Köln parking the bus and us getting some momentum feels like it won't push us over the edge.

I hate everything right now.

Woah.

Take me back to my home away from home. ♥️

Tuesday?? Fuck. That.

"And I'll tell you what their pizza sucks too." #SGE

Schalalalalalala Eintracht Frankfurt!

I wonder what Ezra Klein will write today to honor and manufacture consent for a war criminal's life?

Add another garbage AI marketing word to the pile of generative AI garbage to be muted forever.

Well at least the Blues started to click in the last 10 minutes of this third period.

Well I had hopes for tonight, but here we are. #StlBlues

Go Detroit City!

Man it would be so boring to be a fan of Bayern. Like watching a friend play NHL on easy mode with 20 minute periods. Where is the fun?

Well that was miserable, but as for the rest of the day: #Bundesliga

Nothing really positive to say about this match. Despite the possession, Heidenheim's counter was frequent and effective. Absolutely no urgency to go for goal. Something's gotta give #SGE

Just throw Kristensen up top instead of Wahi. #SGE

That goal replay demonstrates yet again how Brown gets thrown around like a rag doll. Any physicality and he's off the ball on defense. Nene needs to put on the muscle. #SGE

Time for someone at Eintracht to get the shears out and cut Koch's curse of a haircut out of existence. #SGE

Wahi Watch™

Years ago now, I read a whole trilogy of fantasy books that included a character named Alucard as one of the main characters and never thought once that the name is an anagram for Dracula until just now.

Gosh the Bluesky mobile browser experience is getting worse by the day. No I won't download your app.

This is rich coming from Dortmund fans.

Just say no to TERFs. You don't represent the NWSL. www.out.com/voices/nwsl-...

SNAP Benefits are being halted on 11/1 in the US due to government shutdown and the government not giving a shit about its people during it. This is how millions of low income families survive. For todays Pokal games, well be donating 5 dollars for every goal scored to @fooddepository.bsky.social

#Ticketmaster being investigated for creating an unjust market for event tickets when the third party brokers who've collaborated with Ticketmaster will likely benefit from the ultimate decision. The end consumer in US consumerism is a just punching bag at this point.

#BVBSGE was a miserably officiated match, I'm not even talking about the offside goal that counted or the offside goal that didn't count.

The Monty Clock starts its countdown.

Oh no! 🤭

Gio Reyna needs to stop huffing his own farts.

Facts

Fuck the DFB Mafia.

Ahh shootouts, the worst part of football. #SGEBVB

Oh so they can call offsides for goals. #SGEBVB #SGE

Cmon Eagles, let's do this! #SGE

Bellingham dives and Chaïbi gets a yellow for continuing to dribble but somehow stepping on Jobe's ghost shoe? This official is a clown. #SGE #SGEBVB #DFBPokal

I would love to buy this EFC's flag and donate money to them if anyone has any connections to them. Bembeautiful. #SGE

How is that not a second yellow? The first yellow should have been a red. #SGEBVB #DFBpokal

Bored, waiting for a meeting. Forza SGE! #EintrachtFrankfurt #DFBPokal #SGE

Wir holen den DFB Pokal und wir werden Deutscher Meister! Meister! May The Diva claim Dortmund and Kovač today. Forza #SGE!

Really didn't need Crosby to bury and twist the dagger again.

Blues are going to have to pay for my whiplash PT.

Kovač, "Ich bin [Eintracht] Mitglied auf Lebenszeit. Von daher freue ich mich, nach Frankfurt zu kommen. Das ist meine fußballerische Heimat." English translation: "I'm a [Eintracht] lifetime member. So I'm happy to be coming to Frankfurt. This is my footballing home." #SGE #EintrachtFrankfurt

Finally watched #SGEFCSP, Burkhardt willed a win. The incredibly poor defense was only out competed by the incredibly poor nature of St. Pauli's offense. Still nearly had the bottom drop out a few times, despite the dubious xG stat. Still, an ugly clean sheet win is still a clean sheet win. #SGE

Auf geht's Eintracht Frankfurt!

You use AI to make images, I'm muting or blocking you. Latest culprit, a Blues podcast.

LOL fuck off.