Don’t know much at this point or who else will enter the race but if it was him and Abbott, Cole has my vote. 🖕🏻 Abbott

Do I get to opt out of the 10 commandments in my kids’ classrooms??? 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Or DementKia J. Toddler.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 They don’t make Rushmore faces in orange so a statue garden is the next worst way to waste money.

Abbott the maga POS is only pro-life on certain issues? Say it ain’t so?!🖕🏻🖕🏻

IMPEACH!!!!

What are they hiding?? Hey.. easy solve though. Start scheduling visits today for 72 hours from now for every single fucking day until the end of time.🤷🏻‍♂️🖕🏻🖕🏻

I despise Ted and Tucker, but I do enjoy seeing Ted get destroyed in this interview. He got destroyed and he knows it.

Embarrassed to say he is technically my senator(voted against every single time) and we all know he’s a piece of shit.. one of the top performers in the category of not answering questions… So it’s nice to see him get roasted so their own people get to see what we see.🖕🏻

Seems like bullshit.

You’re a mess. You orange piece of shit.

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Anyone who gets this is a fucking moron. We all know the only calls or texts that will come through will be him scamming for more money.

🎶 Raise a glass to freedom🎶 🍻🍻 See you out there tomorrow.

“We’ll have to use common sense about it.” But who has any? Certainly not this orange dipshit.🖕🏻🖕🏻

Spaceballs! Love it!

Yes! My city gave a big 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 to Abbott’s candidate he endorsed!

The healing power of the frequency of the love making sounds of dolphins?? Is he doing the weave? I’m so sorry Pittsburgh Steelers fans.🤣🤣

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Chicken taco.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sums it up perfectly!

Pulitzer to the first reporter to ask him about this on camera! Nobel if it’s asked on live tv! 🍿🍿🍿🍿

Well well well, how the turntables.

Give her title back! Let people celebrate! 🤬😡

I sure hope no one forgets this douchebag is a nazi or allows him to rehabilitate his image in the slightest just because he says something reasonable. 🖕🏻 nazis.

I’m a die hard Yankees fan and I love that they have pride night! 🏳️‍🌈 I live in TX and occasionally go to the Rangers games. Wasn’t aware they were the only MLB team not to have one. Disappointed.

Dallas/Ft. Worth affiliate coming out with some hard hitting journalism. Burgers made with beef from China and full of shit. 💩🍔🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

WTF!? These republican “lawmakers” are sick fucks. I’m sure the kids will figure a way around this by having the club off campus but they shouldn’t have to. If they need advice on club names I’ll offer: The Fuck Abbott, Paxton and Patrick club. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Diddy, Taco McFelon and Be Best look real close here.

Couldn’t resist even though I already mentioned People’s obsession with this guy.. So you’re saying your wife will never give it to you like the guys in prison? But, hey.. yall have a lot of trump coin now, right?🤣

People has been posting nonstop about the Chrisleys. And their follow up to that is nazi sperm. Nazi sperm. Wherever this nazi is, he’s still a nazi.🖕🏻 him.

My state is so backward. I’m embarrassed. That’s how these pieces of shit define people.. “a person who produces ova and a person design to fertilize ova.” Not exact quote but 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Party this Sunday!

This would be the only decent thing out of this session.. if there are no strings attached. They will need to pay teachers more now that they’ll have to explain adultery to elementary children bc of those ten commandment posters 🤬🤬

🤣 this guy.. Who’s he really mad at? Himself for not finishing the books or the fans who are mad at him for not finishing the books? Or the GOT show fans for not liking the original ending he wrote for the show?(when he reversed course and said it’s “an ending”) 😏😏😏

🚨 🚨 🚨🚨🚨 FUCK OFF WITH THIS!! I hope teachers are ready for lively “debate” and for those debates to spill out into the hallways.

What a speech. I think I fell asleep in my dream’s dream’s dream. 😴 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

These assholes are obsessed with the 10 commandments. I said it before, but my kid gets $5 per copy he brings home.

Felon talking about someone’s skin?! Coming from a felon who doesn’t like his own skin so much he paints it Cheeto orange every day? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

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I’d ask who the hell would want this, but.. 🤣🤣 I like how this clown puts “giving away 15” but then puts the big sign on the pic saying “15 Left” like you better hurry! 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Who’s up for some BBQ? Come on! 😎

As a lifelong Star Wars nerd, this is just ridiculous! The muscles? 🤣 And grandpa felon isn’t cool enough or smart enough to be Jedi or Sith. Felon is like the trade federation who got manipulated and used by the sith, and then wiped out.🤓😎🖕🏻

Can someone sum up what the fuck grandpa felon just said? I’m not sure whether to 🤣 or have a beer.🤣

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So the criminal attorney general is literally saying that toothpaste companies are encouraging kids to ingest toothpaste. What a fucking moron.🤬

Cool. 😒 Now my taxes can go to rich kids’ tuition just like I always wanted.🤬

You mean to tell me this nonsensical bullshit isn’t happening? Next thing they’ll say is people aren’t eating cats and dogs and geese.🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣

Who else is sick of the dumb, old, pants-shitting, bald, long-tie wearing, tariffing, 🤡 felon??

How about 100 gorillas against RFK jr(aka Wormy)? Who’d win?