just laughed over my own stupid reply I made last year it's so over

can I be the next dalai lama I tjink that would be funny

one day closer to my inevitable death (getting a job)

maybe I should get into art

one of my laptop fans started making a horrifying scraping noise so I cleaned the laptop and it was still making the horrifying scraping noise so I ordered replacement fans online and it stopped making the horrifying scraping noise

go fast you fucking fat idiot - sonic the edgehog

guys did you know that in Slovakia there is at least 2 people

i've returned to my favorite operating system

You have been automatically opted-in to a behavioural experiment codenamed JACK. To opt-out, please reply with "JACK OFF". Thank you for understanding

NOBODY FUCKIN GETS ME FUCK THIS CHUNGUS LIFE

sometimes I make up things for comedic effect btw

do not go to england worst mistake of my life

sometimes comedy just comes to me but replace s with dy

manifesting big riches and beans

what

Vicky here, Managing Director of Socials for Random Týpek. That's right! Just wanted to pop in and say hello to all the new people (2) who have started following the deranged lunatic- I MEAN the FANTASTIC AND FUNNY GUY who is my boss- since my last appearance! Typek gang 4EVA

hmm yes splendid I am still alive and well, even 9 hours later. Shocking innit

hmm yes splendid I am alive and well

being an INFJ is falling in love with random women 8000 km away and then realizing how stupid that prospect is after a month

jokes aside I've rediscovered my love for reading and I couldn't be feeling better rn

read books go into debt if you need to

kinda funny how no one in the world will ever fully understand me except for myself

RATed

guess what your cat just ate a rat and it's good actually because the rat was a wanted criminal in 13 states and the rat forgot that existence is real and it disintegrated the cat but it's kinda sad now because now the rat is a wanted criminal in 14 states and the cat is disinteg

everywhere i go.... i see his face.......

no idea why there's a person named "h" in my cybersec course but he cooking

twitter is like a box of chocolates you never know when you're gonna give you up when you're gonna let you down when you're gonna run around and desert you

went to see a standup but everyone was sitting down can't have shit in Slovakia

Recipe for Bean Slop What you'll need: - Rice - Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce 1. Cook the rice 2. When water is absorbed, add baked beans into pot 3. Wait for the slop to heat up 4. Enjoy! Image not attached (you're welcome)

CHAT I FUCKING LOVE PENETRATION TESTING I JUST PERFORMED SQL INJECTION ON A VULNERABLE LOGIN AND DUMPED ALL THEIR SHIT (Legally. I am doing a penetration testing course. Do not report this post. I am not a danger to society. I am fine and

I relate to beavis and butthead on a spiritual level

someone send me 0.1 BTC for no reason whatsoever I think that would be very cool 1fuckdkLBm2NrBsUGteHZSBkby8viacUF

feeling cute, might disappear and never come back

can an incel convert to just cel by becoming a priest asking for a friend

sometimes I feel like life is pointless but then I remember bean

chat I don't think this is Nirvana

(bonus music delivered at 4 am when u wanna sleep)

music festivals are just hobo simulator with bonus music

thinking about that time when my kindergarten gf whom I lowkey hated got peer pressured into [DATA EXPUNGED]

gosh I love losing followers

can someone tell me to go to sleep thanks

hmm maybe I should make more audiovisual content

everything I post is for a reason I just don't know what it is yet

chat how do I uninstall this software

why are there multiple elons now

i like being funny cuz it covers the existential dread

only mythical oracle women can like this

what did Elon mean by this

hello it is me again and today I will pretend to me a normal person WAIT FUCK dan hentschel already did that delete tweet