cats are perfect creatures

cursed objects

“vanilla beach escape” actually i would like a candle that smells like bloodcurdling rage and the despair of my forefathers

its always “how hungry is ur caterpillar” and never “how quiet is ur cricket” 😔

someone help me resist spending $200 (two HUNDRED. DOLLARS.) on the viral ohuhu marker set please my family is dying

me & my on repeat 💋

in other news: some guy with a electoral college pfp said i was ugly, i did nothing and reported it to noone, and then i looked again 10 minutes later and it was gone. birds are chirping. sunlight breaks through the clouds. a fawn drinks from a nearby stream. you are, for once, at peace. moderation.

there is nothing on this planet i care less about than golf

just warning you guys i’ve never used twitter before i don’t know what absolute garbage will come out of me here