What are the thoughts on the work Christmas party fit

Horse brain rot is the only thing keeping me going rn youtube.com/shorts/f5F_c...

Guys it's fall now, I can tell because I'm fucking depressed all of a sudden

Guys I'm not dead

Not me at 11:30 pm alone in my house wearing nothing but a bra and a skirt

The masculine urge to get my friends to wear this to a convention with me

Dude this dumbass couple has been standing in front of the claw machine with rubber ducks for like 10 minutes, it's not that deep please fuck off

I'm a simple being, I see fighting game, I buy fighting game

Dress :)

I ordered a dress and it arrives tomorrow, how I keep that hidden in my closet for 4 months is an issue I'll deal with later

I got to wear the vacuum backpack at work today :3

More people should be like Wayne “Of course I am,” Wax said. “This is my second marriage. I’m an old hand at the practice by now.” Wayne grinned. “Oh, is that how it works? ’Cuz in my experience, marryin’ is the one thing people seem to get worse at the more they do it. Well, that and bein’ alive.”

One of my coworkers gave me a weird look when I just ate a lime wedge They simply don't understand

Man I should probably do my stats test, I had all week and it's due tomorrow morning

The chicken jockey occurred and I was kind of sitting there looking like this

I ate a normal meal earlier, like not chicken and rice, and now I feel bad about myself. That's not, good, right?

Turns out if you only get 5 hours of sleep a night for long enough your body just forces you to sleep longer no matter what. I woke up at 7:30 this morning, that's when I leave, there's snow on the roads where I am.

Monday is easily my best work day, my manager doesn't enforce the earbud rule, he sends us home early and @vchiban.bsky.social drops a new podcast episode

Bros most sane response

I just had the most neruodivergant meal, a bowl of cheez its and some chocolate coins

Why must I be afflicted with the constant urge to stimulate the economy. There's so much merch but I need to like, get an apartment soon

The higher up who made the dumb rule about my using headphones at work was walking past me and the urge to pull out my headphones in that moment was unreasonable

I'm not dead btw just in case anyone was wondering

Correction I saw her once

Please help me I'm so tired and sad

My favorite part about Valentine's this year is how I went to work and couldn't see my girlfriend at all

@yuumilovinlesbian.bsky.social do it you won't

Supposedly the point is to make people "more aware" but I'm too busy thinking about how dumb this rule is to work efficiently and pay attention

One of my managers actually enforces the dumb no headphones rule. I'm actually crying. Why

I started playing Tekken 8 recently, so I guess I'm a luchador in a Jaguar mask now.

I just had to kick someone out of my DND party, I'm fucking shaking, what the fuck

Finally finished writing the lyrics for one of my songs. Now I need to like, learn how to produce music in a DAW

Just finished my sound check, it was supposed to be at 2:20 It's 4

I'm an hour into a 4 hour rehearsal dear God help me

My night is officially ruined. Apparently I can't listen to music at work anymore. Literally what is the point anymore.

Got femboy Friday in my playlist a day early but I can't really complain when the playlist is named gay vibes

I heard this morning that my choice in partner hit on a fictional character last night. God why can't I be a deer lady

The urge to spend money I really shouldn't grows

It's back, that didn't take as long as I thought it would

So I forgot my hearing protection at the show I just played, I can't hear anything time to drive home

Fugitive, attempted murder, breaking and entering.

Not enough RBF. I look far more pissed on than this on the regular

Look! I made a toy gun! (It is not a toy) (I have used it to shoot many people and fauna that looked at me funny)

Some songs just have great lyrics like "You didn't start a fire in my heart you started it in my house" and the great lyrics; "banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut banana nut, PIE!

I got into the video game winterim at my school, the homework is to play an hour of video games every night which doesn't seem to bad until you remember you woke up at 7am and just clocked out of work at 10pm. I'm fucking tired, but I need to stay up and play video games or I won't graduate

Just found out about snakes with a hundred mage hands. This isn't a homebrew creature. someone made a race though. My players cannot find out about this.

God I wish I could auto-guard through the next year

It's 7:30, I just had my first liquid today AMA

I get the feeling my phone background choice is telling me something (Couldn't find the artist I'm sorry)