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You don’t know Greg!?
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Seriously it’s just Thrawn, a few Inquisitors and Greg. That’s all of the aliens around here. The rest are just old white dudes. It’s weird.
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I don’t condone this. Blame the old man. But you know there’s a reason Thrawn is the only ‘alien’ Imperial around? Right?
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about 1 hour ago
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I would not describe it like that.
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about 1 hour ago
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can you not cause me problems FOR FIVE FORCING MINUTES!?
about 2 hours ago
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Hell yeah.
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about 4 hours ago
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Oh.
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about 4 hours ago
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#Queekisms
My Star Wars mutuals, everyone. Lord help me.
about 4 hours ago
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#Queekisms
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about 5 hours ago
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D’awh. I knew you loved me.
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about 5 hours ago
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You are TRIPPING if you think Padme would’ve tolerated the Empire. She’d be in the Rebellion so fast Mon Mothma wouldn’t have had the opportunity to become its leader.
about 5 hours ago
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I DO! THAT’S WHY WE’RE IN THIS MESS.
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about 5 hours ago
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WELL MAYBE YOUR ORDERS SHOULD BE SPECIFIC EVERY NOW AND THEN!
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about 5 hours ago
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I prefer ‘slasher’ but okay.
about 5 hours ago
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Cus you know I’m right.
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about 5 hours ago
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BUT I HAD A DATE TONIGHT!
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about 5 hours ago
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YOU TOLD ME TO DO THAT!
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about 5 hours ago
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Who needs a condom when you have a ROBO-PENIS.
about 5 hours ago
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YOU ARE A MONSTER.
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about 5 hours ago
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Didn’t use a condom. Now you’ve got Sheeavitus.
about 5 hours ago
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YOU THINK EVERYONE HAS IT COMING.
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about 5 hours ago
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Your name sounds like a crime. “I’m sorry, Aunt May, but uh. Well, there’s no nice way to say this, but Uncle Ben got Sheev’d last night.”
about 5 hours ago
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#Queekisms
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about 5 hours ago
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Fothermucker, your name is literally Sheev. You are proof that people can have stupid names.
about 5 hours ago
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I always thought it was Tony. Tony Tarkin.
about 5 hours ago
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DON’T KINK SHAME ME.
about 5 hours ago
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Nope.
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about 5 hours ago
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Shut up.
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about 5 hours ago
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Just look at the guy.
about 5 hours ago
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That’s unfair. Even YOU are afraid of telling the Tarkinator ‘no’. Don’t deny it.
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about 5 hours ago
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I think in hindsight, we burned that bridge when we kaboom’d her home.
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about 5 hours ago
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Probably not, though.
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about 5 hours ago
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Absolutely not.
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about 5 hours ago
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It’s admirable.
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about 5 hours ago
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I AM ALLOWED TO BE PRIDE OF MY CHILDREN.
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about 5 hours ago
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Not happening.
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about 5 hours ago
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Yeah but that didn’t work.
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about 5 hours ago
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If you’re not scoring birdies, you’re my enemy.
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about 5 hours ago
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Her first force choke throat! I didn’t think I’d cry, but I’m just so proud!
about 5 hours ago
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You responded to your super weapon being blown up by building another one.
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about 5 hours ago
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#Queekisms
I could not think of a way to tie-in Anakin’s ‘peace, justice, etc’ monologue into golfing terms.
about 5 hours ago
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That is patently untrue.
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about 6 hours ago
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Don’t make me kill you.
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about 6 hours ago
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Do you derive pleasure from anything other than causing misery in some way?
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about 6 hours ago
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True.
about 6 hours ago
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And it’s sad. Just look at them. It’s pathetic.
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about 6 hours ago
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I heard Bail Organa bragging that his private course is better than yours.
about 6 hours ago
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YOU WILL NOT TAKE GOLF FROM ME!
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about 6 hours ago
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I am releasing them from a life of carrying around rich people’s bags.
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about 6 hours ago
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You‘ve turned the referees against me!
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about 6 hours ago
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