You don’t know Greg!?

Seriously it’s just Thrawn, a few Inquisitors and Greg. That’s all of the aliens around here. The rest are just old white dudes. It’s weird.

I don’t condone this. Blame the old man. But you know there’s a reason Thrawn is the only ‘alien’ Imperial around? Right?

I would not describe it like that.

can you not cause me problems FOR FIVE FORCING MINUTES!?

Hell yeah.

Oh.

#Queekisms My Star Wars mutuals, everyone. Lord help me.

D’awh. I knew you loved me.

You are TRIPPING if you think Padme would’ve tolerated the Empire. She’d be in the Rebellion so fast Mon Mothma wouldn’t have had the opportunity to become its leader.

I DO! THAT’S WHY WE’RE IN THIS MESS.

WELL MAYBE YOUR ORDERS SHOULD BE SPECIFIC EVERY NOW AND THEN!

I prefer ‘slasher’ but okay.

Cus you know I’m right.

BUT I HAD A DATE TONIGHT!

YOU TOLD ME TO DO THAT!

Who needs a condom when you have a ROBO-PENIS.

YOU ARE A MONSTER.

Didn’t use a condom. Now you’ve got Sheeavitus.

YOU THINK EVERYONE HAS IT COMING.

Your name sounds like a crime. “I’m sorry, Aunt May, but uh. Well, there’s no nice way to say this, but Uncle Ben got Sheev’d last night.”

Fothermucker, your name is literally Sheev. You are proof that people can have stupid names.

I always thought it was Tony. Tony Tarkin.

DON’T KINK SHAME ME.

Nope.

Shut up.

Just look at the guy.

That’s unfair. Even YOU are afraid of telling the Tarkinator ‘no’. Don’t deny it.

I think in hindsight, we burned that bridge when we kaboom’d her home.

Probably not, though.

Absolutely not.

It’s admirable.

I AM ALLOWED TO BE PRIDE OF MY CHILDREN.

Not happening.

Yeah but that didn’t work.

If you’re not scoring birdies, you’re my enemy.

Her first force choke throat! I didn’t think I’d cry, but I’m just so proud!

You responded to your super weapon being blown up by building another one.

#Queekisms I could not think of a way to tie-in Anakin’s ‘peace, justice, etc’ monologue into golfing terms.

That is patently untrue.

Don’t make me kill you.

Do you derive pleasure from anything other than causing misery in some way?

True.

And it’s sad. Just look at them. It’s pathetic.

I heard Bail Organa bragging that his private course is better than yours.

YOU WILL NOT TAKE GOLF FROM ME!

I am releasing them from a life of carrying around rich people’s bags.

You‘ve turned the referees against me!