So I have MS trembles and I'm addicted to 2 types of sleeping pills. How's your day been? FML

I remember the good old days 6 months ago when I wasn't a total mess of MS,insomnia and constipation.

Funny how I can't keep my eyes open when trying to watch TV but can't sleep at night without pills. Oh the shit in ny life.

They should rename "Mitchell and Webb are not helping" to "Mitchell and Webb are critically unfunny"

Fug me, rugby is boring. Is every match this drab?

RIP Ricky Hatton. Sad news 😢

Fuck this is awful #England

From my lunchtime walk today. An incredibly tame beautiful heron

1 episode in and I can't warm to any of the GBBO contestants. Already far too good, liberal sprinkling of hipster doofuses. I miss the days of Mel & Sue when they were crap at the start.

I wonder how many "working class" women can buy an £800,000 seaside flat. Party of the people eh Keir, your namesake must be turning in his grave.

So Royal Mail takes 2 weeks to deliver a first class letter. How much is a stamp these days? £8? Shocking service

It's not even September and Man City are already out of the race for the Prem. Pep gone by Christmas?

Alien Earth started with one hell of a bang but it's dropped to a super slow walking pace. Getting boring now....close to being dumped.

To want to leave the ECHR you have to be an inhumane gargoyle.

Reading Peter Hook's Unknown Pleasures about his time in JD and I can't escape the feeling he was a bit of an arsehole. Hopefully older and wiser bit "Jolly Japes?" FFS.

I'm sad to say that's going to be the end of my time with Duolingo. The languages are getting too hard and I end up doing simple maths to continue my streak - why I don't know. Shame it used to be fun

Slept under a duvet for the first time in months. Heaven.

So....Mrs Len talking about ordering flowers for her mums birthday....and suddenly my FB is full of adverts for them....and they say your phone doesn't listen to your conversations....

Things I have learnt this morning instead of getting up: the song True by Spandau Ballet was about 80s Scottish pop princess Clare Grogan. Who knew?

Just seen a photo of my M-I-L from the 60s. She now maybe an irrascible grey haired old woman but in the photo both her and my now deceased F-I-L look like they're opening for Joy Division in 1978 and about to blow Hooky & co off stage. Incredible and utterly punk and not a trace of patchouli oil .

The good thing about this year's Strictly is that they all look like they could go out in the first week - though no doubt it'll be hailed as "The best line up yet!" by the over-excited judges. My arse it is. Dreadful.

"Elon Musk" following me? Real fascist twat or not, do fuck right off.

Gene were such a massively underrated band. Absolute gorgeous.

What a tune @wxpnfm.bsky.social never heard of Poi Dog Pondering, what an introduction!

I'm on some strong medication and the dreams have been wild. Me, MP for Windsor and Eton meeting and taking to JC and Blair.

Well today's Wordle was just total and utter luck. Tough one.

How the literal fuck?

Fark

Congratulations Coronation Street! You win the prize for the most ludicrous soap storyline. And that takes some doing. Bouncer's dream was more realistic.

I love the tactics of losing the first game and avoiding Germany and Spain until the final. Spot on Serena.

Though at times I've found The Bear dull, the acting is on another level. I truly believe these people and their problems exist

How disappointing is it to be waiting all day for Cameron Norrie, only for him to be steamrollered by a Spanish robot?

Shall we cut out the middle woman and just give the trophy to Spain?

Thanks Wordle. Streak gone.

Douze vs Onze aqui.

Ooh I may put a jumper on. Lovely.

Ooo, the new Pulp album is something special isn't it?

Strangely unmoved by The Ballad of Wallis Island. It was just ok....great music but a so so story and not really funny. 5/10

Slap me sideways it's Willy Smith.

Adam Curtis is a god-damned genius. All hail.

Sinners maybe standard vampire fare but is an absolutely remarkable film. Michael B Jordan is just incredible.

My ex girlfriend is 52 today. Odd what you remember innit? I've not seen her for 18 years.

I just can't be arsed today.

Cat for sale.

On Internet "Hold" for an hour (1st in queue apparently) to cancel the renewal of my hugely inflated insurance policy. Do they think I'll think, 'Fuck it!' and pay the extra £30 a month? Donuts.

Hey @wxpnfm.bsky.social the current club World Cup is a pointless competition and the proper World Cup is more serious than life and death. Hope that solves any American confusion.

Len Jnr Mudlarking and our finds. I am not retiring on some broken bits of Georgian pottery and animal bones goddammit!

If 13yr old me would have known that 40 years later that 53 year old me preferred the winter to the summer, 13yr old me would have laughed long and loud. But i do.

I like football - I'm a fan. But fuck me there's far too much on the box at the moment.

Drivers who can't wait 10 seconds to let kids cross the road safely are w@nkers of the highest order.