Need a Kickstarter campaign for my Schoolhouse Rock reboot.

Every damn newsfeed I see… 🤦🏻‍♂️

How Elon Musk is boosting far-right politics across the globe The world’s richest man is trying to sway politics on six continents.

Waiting on the SB merch I ordered online like…

Good morning, fam! #FlyEaglesFly

Take me with you. 🙏🏻

Really enjoyed season 1 of “Cross.” Aldis Hodge & Ryan Eggold were fantastic! Can’t wait for season 2. 🔥

Nice side hustle in this economy.

When you pee in the house, then think you can dress fancy as a distraction.

Facts. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

Happy Black History Month! #BlackHistoryMonth

I now totally understand why MAGA voters only Googled “tariffs” AFTER the election. 🤦🏻‍♂️

"In just under two-and-a-half minutes, Bishop Mariann Budde, fully comfortable in her own skin and righteously firm in Christ’s teachings, did more to challenge Trump than the whole of American political media in the past ten weeks." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/mariann-sp...

No lies detected.

Eating alone in restaurants is a different level of confidence. ✊🏻

I get it. 😂😂😂

Ngl turning my wife’s heating blankets on before she gets into bed has earned me a lot of extra credit points this winter. ✊🏻

The number of times I typed my network password wrong today, after changing it yesterday. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Fuck the haters. #NFL #Eagles #flyeaglesfly #Commanders #JalenHurts #SaquonBarkleyMVP #nflplayoffs #nflmemes #nfl

Me: Stop staring at Saquon’s thighs. Wife:

Welcome to 2025 y’all.

I won’t be watching. Just hope it’s the season finale, instead of the series finale. 🙏🏻

I NEVER DOUBTED YOU, EAGLES!! #FlyEaglesFly 💚🦅💚🦅

My mom and MIL, every damn time an unknown number pops up on their phones. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Me: Maybe there’s a small chance the Sixers WON’T cut my heart out tonight. The Sixers:

Finally finished “Blue Eye Samurai.” It’s fantastic! 🔥🔥🔥

Good morning, fam. 💚🦅💚🦅 #FlyEaglesFly

What could go wrong? 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ fortune.com/well/2025/01...

Me whenever my TV asks me to sign into my streaming service with an email and password. 🤦🏻‍♂️

My daughter is out here slandering Campbell’s condensed soups, and suddenly I feel like my entire childhood is under attack. 😡

Me: Do you want anything from Starbucks? Wife: 😃 Me: Regular menu stuff. None of your weird TikTok drinks that takes the barista 15 minutes to Google. Wife: 🤦🏾‍♀️….no, I’m good.

Our dog contemplating why we changed her dog food, and whether Saquon’s gonna break the record on Sunday. 💚

This Sixers west coast swing over the holidays has me feeling sentimental. Thank you NBA schedule makers. 🥂

Really enjoyed “Carry-On.” It’s a good addition to my “unconventional Christmas action/thriller movie” list. 😂

So glad my kids finally outgrew the Elf On the Shelf. It was fun the first year. But then the panic of forgetting to move it right after I went to bed became too much. 😂

Lookin’ at these rd1 CFP playoff games like….

Me: Sixers have won 6 of their last 8 games. If they play like this for the rest of the season, they’ll end up with 51 wins, and probably a 3 or 4 seed. 🤔 Also me:

“no one cared who I was until I put on the mask.”

Me when I get a big piece of lettuce, after adding extra meat, cheese and egg to my salad.

Typical Eagles Tailgate Festivities from today. 🎄 #nflmemes #NFL #nfl #Eagles #flyeaglesfly

State Champions 🏆 BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly

In 1913, 10-year-old Sarah Rector, a Black girl in Oklahoma was given a 160-acre land allotment. While the best farmland was reserved for white settlers, her barren plot struck oil, making her one of the country’s first Black millionaires.

In 1969, as Black Americans were still barred from swimming with whites, Mr. Rogers broke a racial barrier by inviting Officer Clemmons to join him in cooling their feet together in a pool.

What can you see?