"I'M SURROUNDED BY BATSHIT CRAZY PEOPLE WHO GIVE CRAP ABOUT ME!!!" An Independent Portrayal Of Ryuko Matoi from Kill La Kill autisticrobot #RP #AnimeRP #AniverseRP #MVRP #skyrp #rpsky #bskyrp Info Below

/// Funnily enough in my CSM X lost planet AU the gun devil is one of Asa's most powerful akrid forms dubbed the weapon akrid. It's Yoru's Akrid form symbolizing war and destruction.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ❛ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ♡ + ↻

" The only happier story is me getting married, yeah I just got married recently beautiful girl actually... " Huff. " Sometimes I'm more worried that I'm not a good enough wife for her. "

《 " Hey, I can hear you ya wanna talk? C'mon I know I'm great at being nice but... " 》 " let me guess if I tell you, you gonna fucking mock me? " 《 " What the? No! I'm not a good person but mocking you isn't my thing... " 》 " I lost my mom to you akrid bastards... " 《 " ... Shit. " 》

" I'm a snow pirate, rookie snow pirate actually. My family are all snow pirates we survive alone in EDN III but after that we just had a laugh at this guy's misery and left him crying on the floor, we killed the rest of NEVEC's forces and taken their T-ENG supply. "

" When I was a kid I was there when we colonized EDN III and um that's when they came. The akrid. They killed everyone and my mom. After that NEVEC abandoned us and left us to die. I blame myself for letting her die, it was all me. I... damn.. "

" Listen, I tried killing myself after I realized I'm half akrid but I already accepted that Makima and her sisters are apart of me now yeah it sucks but, they saved me and I'm always alone... " Asa's fear of loneliness stems from trauma way back then in the first colonization.

" One time when we raid an NEVEC outpost with the rest of us snow pirates, one of our guys captured one of those NEVEC troops and he was begging for his life. " Asa chuckled. " Fuckin' pussy even give out the code for the T-ENG supply. Best part? We didn't threaten the guy we just watched. "

" How the hell you get into my god damn garage? " The snow pirate raised her brow holding her SP SMG in both hands.

/// Earth defense force and lost planet are way better than helldivers 2

You smell like a dead carcass dumped in goonroe shit.

Fuck you lookin' at ?

/// AYYY another fellow lost planet connoisseur welcome to my CSM lost planet AU acc enjoy reading my stuff homie <3

/// You guys should play lost planet its on console and PC

" So? It's kinda our thing we're bitches to each other, all the time also thanks to Asa we've gotten mellowed out... "

" Typical krakky. " Taking another sip. " You reallt wish us dead. "

" Ya better be or else I'd have yer head for breakfast! " Yoru laughed. " Yeah im kidding anyways you probably wondering what happen to us. "

/// During the development of this AU I was gonna have Asa be a carpetbagger but it wouldn't make sense so I have her be a mercenary another band of snow pirates that adjust to EDN III's new climate and such but in a new faction I made up call kerberos. Also she looks cute in a coat.

Canon Asa Mitaka: Femcel that tries her best LP AU Asa Mitaka: Mechanic, VS pilot, repair woman, rookie snow pirate, grumpy femcel

/// Snow pirates are scavengers but some formed criminal organizations during the after the first colonization and in the second colonization. Asa is apart of Kerberos, and they're known to be fucking ruthless and arm to the teeth.

/// Snow pirates in lost planet are a group of survivors, people who aren't military trained and are civilians left behind by NEVEC during the first colonization of EDN III after the akrids awaken and wreak havoc. They've split into guerrilla warfare style factions that we know of now.

" Still good craftsmanship... " Asa takes another sip only for the war akrid to takeover out of the blue just because. " Hey, hey bitch cakes you missed us girls? Hope you treat my girl Asa right! " Despite the sisters being a nuisance they at least take care of their host.

" Heh rum, never tried it... " Asa chuckles grabbing the glass from the table, taking a sip. " Not bad, it gets the job done I guess Yoru and the girls wasn't lying that you're the best around. "

You strike me as such. Welcome to planet EDN III where everything tries to kill you.

You've got a good heart. Don't ever lose it no matter how the world tries to break you.

" Yeah, today is not a good day for me in my line of work.. " Asa shrugs. " Just give me anything I'm not one to pick which is which... "

/// Hot toys are in the same league of cancerous slop as labubus.

/// Lost planet AU would use those shitty ass hot toy Ahsokas and smell them up or use them as projectiles in her weapons for fun.

" I have a wife nkw but I'm having a lot of problems, I love her but I'm not sure that I'll be good for her like I'm a snow pirate and we ain't the best people... we do what we can to survive in this shit hole planet. "

" Asa, Asa Mitaka uhh snow pirate rookie, engineer, VS pilot and you know the rest. " She felt uneased from those claws that can tear a full grown man into pieces but remained calm since she's her wife. " Black Pearl, Huh... "

" You just can't keep a jock jockey down... "

" Am I the only one who isn't a complete whore on a sunday??? "

" Ascian? No I'm an akrid well, it's complicated but I can assure you we sisters take great care of our host... " The conquest akrid slightly takes offense to this, almost wanted to devour his flesh and be done with it but Makima isn't prone to violence immediately so she lets it slide.

" .... It feels nice. " Fami enjoys herself in Asa's body.

Asa lets the famine akrid takes the wheel as Famine takes control of her body. Eyes completely a pale blue, tears now running down from her eyes. " I-I feel like an actual human... " Fami examines Asa's body, no scars, no deformities, nothing just a perfect healthy body.

《 " I-Is it my turn to use Asa's body...? " 》 " Can you even handle my body, you look like you'll explode into tears the moment someone say mean to ya.... " 《 " I-I can handle it... " 》 " Fucking.. fine.. just don't cry all over the place... "

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Asa found glasses from some deceased NEVEC scientist whose corpse she looted from in an abandoned outpost. " Uhhh I think I look cool with these right..? " 《 " Lookin' cute kiddo... " 》 " .... Thanks. " She's not use to the whole cutesy stuff but she doesn't mind the affection.

......... THERE'S NO SALAD IN THERE???? 💢

" My host is a snow pirate, I think you and her would get a long just fine.... "

/// ROFL

/// Adidas Shankar cant write for shit. Yes the misspelling is intentional

She ignored him and sat on the chair drinking her coffee while repairing more tech she just salvage and scavenged from othe NEVEC outposts.

" Hey, you guys wanna hear some interestin' stories about me? " Asa is bored and she just want someone to talk to.

... the bread is burnt and theres too much cheese, and where's the lettuce?!

Then what is this in front of Asa?