Absolutely fucking not.

Hershey’s Piss.

Sage! #Survivor49

I’m really tired of this being the Savannah show. Is she becoming my BEC? Ay yi yi. #Survivor49

Not Jawan! #Survivor49

Hahaha Kristina looking for an idol. Love that. So old era coded. #Survivor49

That was a really smart move by Nate. #Survivor49

Why don’t they each take a bag halfway? #Survivor

I know she’s likely going to be around for awhile but I don’t care for Savannah, the game player. Maybe she’ll grow on me? #Survivor49

I shan’t watch nary a pitch but I’m so happy for my 🇨🇦 friends! I need the Blue Jays to beat the Dodgers, if for no other reason that making ‘Murica mad. #WorldSeries

Anybody but you is going to win #Survivor49 Matt!

SDT slander? #Survivor49

I am not a fan of chopping Jason. Especially not in favor of…Matt? #Survivor49

MC is so impressive. #Survivor49

That shoe was like it’s hell on that Kele beach let me get back to my family on that other beach. #Survivor49

Yes, Sage!! Clock her. #Survivor49

#Survivor49 again, why send them to the shitty beach? This is not fun to watch.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been up flying all night but I wonder what birds think of airplanes. Are they like wtf? Or cool cool? #RandomThought

Best way to end a truly terrible week.

The ‘Let’s Gooooooooo!!’ needs to get gonnnnnneeeeeee. #TAR38

I swear if this is a Jag/Jas steamroll, I’m flying to Prague and hopping off that ledge. #TAR38.

I hate the existence of disaster tribes. It’s not fun watching low energy, hangry ass people lose day after day. I hope we go back to two tribes after 50. #Survivor49 #Survivor

Truly the best Tribal Council set ever. #Survivor49

I’m legit crying for a whole ass stranger in my TV. Go Ashley!! #BB27

YAY!!!!! #BB27

Were we supposed to be figuring out who the “mastermind” was all season? Were the HG’s? #BB27

I hope he was applying for some damn jobs alongside them BB applications. #BB27

Survivor is back today! Kick rocks #BB27 #Survivor49

@maritalks2much.bsky.social and @chappellskickback.bsky.social We need a Recap Kickback on S2 stat. Starting with this episode (8) and this scene. Or maybe the next scene. 🤣🤣

These are the most consecutive words that Lauren has said in more than two months! #BB27 #BigBrother

When people keep asking me if I plan to watch #bb27 tonight

Curious. This was at 6:45am HST, it looks like the beds are occupied inside. Not sure which bed is camera 3, they keep flipping around. #BB27 #BigBrother

And this is why Mickey is so messy and going home if she doesn’t win the BBBB. She can’t be counted on. #BB27 #BigBrother

I like this competition. Angela was one of my favs from last season, love messy, annoying people. I wonder how she would be in the house with these HGs. #BB27 #BigBrother

When you get it from both ends…okay, Keanu! #BB27 #BigBrother

the optics comments were enough to tell me everything i need to know about kelley, and that was in addition to previous behaviors. all she's doing is further proving who she is. get her the fuck out of that house #bb27

The speed at which I noped out of the LFs when I opened up Quad view and saw this… #BB27 #BigBrother

A Keanu HoH with a Kelley sidecar is going to be insufferable. See yall on Thursday. #BB27 #BigBrother

This convo has taken a turn. Keanu got Vinny in his feels with his cliches. #BB27 #BigBrother

Recap of the Vinnie/Keanu convo: K: Cliche cliche cliche, Bro V: :rubs mustache: K: Bro, cliche cliche cliche, Brother. #BB27 #BigBrother

Keanu’s reads are so amazingly wrong even when he’s talking to himself. If Rachel ends up in jury, she will likely campaign FOR the person who put her there. Game recognizes game and she would appreciate getting out maneuvered unless it’s Kelley or Keanu. #BB27 #BigBrother

Vince needs to lock that damn door. #BB27 #BigBrother

OMG she said she loves Riley. Girl please. #BB27#BigBrother

Why did they both stop with 1:30 left? So stupid #BB27 #BigBrother

I swear if I get to the Pearly Gates (a bit of a reach, tbh) and the big guy/goddess is like, ‘I was really pulling for Mickey in BB27..’ just send me to the fiery pit. #BB27 #BigBrother

These people act like going on the block is akin to a death penalty. It’s so weird. #BB27 #BigBrother

And here I thought that the first episode of #SurvivorAU was the best ever but then I watched the second one. My god this is perfect television.

Rylie trying to do math. #BB27 #BigBrother 🤣🤣

Ashley is so wrong here. #BB27 #BigBrother

Mickey going with the personal attacks now. Not cool. #BB27 #BigBrother