so annoyed im missing a screening of castration movie part 2 tonight because ive got a slight cold

maybe this is a trans woman problem, but im not sure what it means when an irl friend swipes right on you on a dating site

the mtg avatar set was pretty fun to play. went to a prerelease last night. some of the cards in my pool were absolutely insane, which is nice

FUCK

nerve-racking

fuck the dodgers

lol, baseball rules

go Jays

going to try to convince the trump administration that im a world leader who intentionally runs my country like a complete dipshit so theyll give me billions of dollars

i know they say power corrupts and all of that, but i definitely think i could be trusted with the death note

seeing a lot of people talk about someone called "taylor swift" and i have literally never heard of her(?) before. like, is she some kind of AI generated musician or something

sounds like it should be cool in theory, but actually kind of doesnt feel great to be the reason that the government shut down

sorry, im afraid i must cancel our plans for tonight, as i have been raptured up to heaven, finding the sweet embrace of the lord. i can probably reschedule for next week, tho

now that he has his show back, i think its time to demand that jimmy kimmel get his show cancelled, for completely different reasons

fun experience when you go out to a bar alone and you get sort of "adopted" into a group for the night

rip jimmel kimmel

still amazed at how good the shooter's timing was

dont get the "dont celebrate this will just make things worse" posting. like, we're well past the point of fascists needing any pretext to do fascist shit

lol lmao

is trump dead yet?

hmm, everyone i know, including the people i am most intimate with, seems to think that im autistic for some reason

at risk of being cancelled, i scheduled a date with a 22 year old tonight, lol

finally saw Eddington tonight. thats certainly one way to see 2020

got bloodwork done today for the first time since switching over to shots and lmao at my estrogen levels now

burn it all down

sorry everyone, im afraid the heat advisory is my fault. because, im too hot

yeah im praying for israel. praying for israel to eat shit

went to a magic final fantasy prerelease last night

pretty sure everything i want to post violates terms and conditions

noooooo george wendt, noooooo

had a wild fucking night last night

switching from pills to injections today!

my band has a new single out!

my band has a new single out!

Our new single Lost You Again for the Very First Time is out now! Featuring two songs that were originally released 20 years ago, come and join us and hope that we can learn from the past. pinealscream.bandcamp.com/album/lost-y...

saw Sinners last night, and i thought it was daring for a movie to include vampire riverdance

havent talked about music stuff in a while, but my band's going to be releasing a new single within the next week or two

imagine being the guy who actually killed the pope and seeing jd vance get all the credit

still dont understand why the romans crucified the easter bunny

can someone just fucking do it already

i definitely enjoy playing the game, but theres also a lot of appeal to just sorting through a big stack of magic cards

went to another magic prerelease tonight

idk about anyone else, but i think musk selling US military secrets to china would be pretty funny

i hear theyre calling him "Depression Donald"

betting $10,000 on the emilia perez "penis to vagina" song winning an oscar

it's my birthday soon, listen to my music!