oops no boy left

the problem with watching queer movies is that after every one i want to base my style off a different hot dyke

“second puberty” my ass. i didn’t even gain any height like wtf

the top shortage isn’t real. we just have a shortage of girls who are confident enough to call other girls good girl

i don’t need an article to tell me why i ruined the workplace. male peers make it clear why whenever i try to assert professional competence

quarterly internal town halls are fun as you get a front row seat to the incoming great recession 2.0

entering my bangs era. you’ve been warned

taking advice from a stranger who consistently posts online is a real blind leading the blind situation

damn they’re releasing corpo enbies now. what has the world come to

repeatedly feeling like i showed up to a party just as it started clearing out

calling it now, horsegirls will be the next big thing after puppygirls. you’ll be able to tell them from their administration of ket, fent and hrt dosed for a stud

why do drummers kinda scare me

pro tip: if you use your or someone else’s identity as a weapon to punch down on marginalized people you are neither a leftist nor a good person

ok genuinely this pissed me off. we can’t even have spaces to forget the world anymore. fuck this

nothing scarier than the halloween spook of dressing for a queer rave and finding out the crowd is cishet men in tees and jeans

all music roads lead to furry nightcore

they weren’t fucking around when they said you gotta eat for transition to fully work

guy who likes to look like a girl, gets gendered female and listens to 100 gecs while drinking monster: “nooo i can’t be trans :3”

question from an ally: is it transphobic if i, a ciswoman, get ffs for dysphoria reasons?

the horrifying realisation of finding out that you were scrolling through the discovery tab

why do the baseballers insist on playing for so long instead of simply hitting each other with the bats

sorry babe i’m on-call the next few months for a super (mario 64 tas) important project

channeling creative energy into posts so i don’t have to fear creating something real and failing

just when you think life has hardened you into a moody dyke some cute girl comes along and makes you flirt in the cheesiest way

they need to invent makeup which emulates the eyeliner and mascara day-after half-removed look

big day for tranny orgy background videos. a new pannenkoek2012 video just dropped

waking up from a k hole like shinji at the end of evangelion

we need to investigate what happens when the baseball and cricket trans subtypes meet

freak on a leash call that you

phreaking but it’s heavy distorted guitar riffs hacking my brain for free dopamine

my thirst traps are available offline only. i believe in creative integrity and the irl experience is inseparable from my art

oh shit it was my 3 year tranniversary at the beginning of this month. rip enby nail painting phase

reskeets are NOT endorsements

see here's thething: having embedded myself deeply within the community I no longer think trans people deserve empathy

you can always tell which girls are ex catholics

hey! listen! link, this technique is known as (z)-tracking. it minimizes pain and reduces leakage from the site. pretty useful for your weekly estradiol shot huh

hearing that smart glasses are coming with livestreaming *built in* has made me reconsider my position on bullies pulling glasses and stomping them into the ground

i’m not a nazi. look at my reddit posts for proof that i-

it’s easier to imagine the end of cissexuality than the end of capitalism

“this van is so british it’s yelling transphobic slurs at me”

being reminded that dancing with and kissing cute queers is the bottom rung of my hierarchy of needs. life is tough

400mg of prog might fix me

ok i am so fucking doing this more omg. totally ran through and used up

im such a genius i can go as a vampire thrall to the gay halloween event that has a bunch of hot vampires

sure the cute cashier girl could be flirting, but it could be an elaborate ploy to get me to come back often. no it’s not a co-op. no they don’t have sales targets or bonus schemes. also she was probably just being friendly

the trick to voice training perfect resonance lies in becoming a puppygirl

t4t(ranny who doesn’t try to fix self esteem and jealousy issues through sex and emotional manipulation)

lmao at selfie advice for men being “put on a shirt” but also it’s SO TRUE

2026 headline: MAN SPENDS $10k ON AI DATING GACHA TO GET RARE DROP “GIRLFRIEND”

american posts make a lot more sense when you realise they switched from leaded air to food instead of simply quitting lead altogether