A 3" handful of cold steel
@maingauche.bsky.social
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unabashedly nsfw horny thirst/dick pic feed. you have to be nice to me, it's in the rules.
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11 months ago
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the average circumference of a D cell battery is 4"/104mm so a rare situation where I would actually be bigger than the point of comparison can't tell if that makes me horny or sad
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5 days ago
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new dick size kink measuring abstraction dropped
5 days ago
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If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu
9 days ago
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If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu
9 days ago
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the fun bit about taking a nap for me is that lying down almost always sends my hand right to my little cock so there's a 50/50 split on me actually napping vs me getting off and then getting right back out of bed
12 days ago
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I could send more horny DMs instead of just hoping they come my way but I have super anxiety about being the person who does that to someone who fav'ed a pic of mine and their response is "ugh don't talk to me though"
14 days ago
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Like I said yesterday: not so much āposting hogā as it is posting adorable little piglet
14 days ago
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tired: i'm gonna die alone because im old/fat/balding/boring/have a tiny cock so nobody's into me wired: i'm gonna die alone because i don't have strong enough opinions about pokemon to get and keep a boyfriend
15 days ago
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well, more piglet than hog but you get me
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15 days ago
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brief whiplash moment of seeing a name i follow on my normal account appear here out of nowhere and suddenly feeling terrified i've been posting hog on main and everyone's been too polite to say so
15 days ago
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apparently I took a pic of my hand dripping with cum. if thatās hornymaking or good for you, merry early Christmas
17 days ago
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way ahead of you
bsky.app/profile/octo...
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18 days ago
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for all that it slots into my big kinks directly i don't really care about dick size that much but i also feel anxious ever talking about it because it feels like the rest of the world sure does care about it a lot and/or attach a lot of shit to it
20 days ago
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gianmarco soresi has a bit in his act (thief of joy) about the size of his dick and i admit i was a little surprised, i don't expect straight guy comedians to do bits about the size of their dick
20 days ago
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orc + cultist | commissons open
21 days ago
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second day in a row this happened so why not repost
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21 days ago
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had a lot of feelings today but put all that aside to stroke my little cock
22 days ago
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I have no idea how intimidating I am sorry but I will point out the bit in my profile that says you have to be nice to me lol
27 days ago
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Curiosity about if <city where I live> has an Eagle is - yes it does - itās 3 blocks from my front door lol
30 days ago
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Stretcher
about 1 month ago
Repost if you want to take a ride
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kind of a shame i have to be a personalityless cipher of dick pics and internalized self-loathing on this account because in fact i'm actually a good time for non-horny reasons sometimes too
about 1 month ago
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Itās very late and Iām hornt so hereās a pic I took of my cock looking pretty small the other day but forgot to post b/c I came like a minute later
about 1 month ago
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Itās very late and Iām hornt so hereās a pic I took of my cock looking pretty small the other day but forgot to post b/c I came like a minute later
about 1 month ago
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Woke up way too early and fuck my cock is so tiny and sensitive r/n
about 1 month ago
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Woke up way too early and fuck my cock is so tiny and sensitive r/n
about 1 month ago
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had kind of a shit day so please say nice things about my penis even if you have to lie
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about 1 month ago
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Hey, look! A tiny dick!
about 1 month ago
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also why is the sound of slurping/gagging while blowing someone the hottest thing ever seeing someone nearly choke on a cock activates the non-con part of my brain that wants to be forced, prob
about 1 month ago
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Sorry for not much posting lately been too annoyed/tired to be proper horny but if it helps my hand is on my dick as we speak and itās feeling as small as ever so
about 1 month ago
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Helix š MFF
about 2 months ago
LMAO just had a guy over from sniffies who told me that he only cums on Shabbat and he kept the kippah on the whole time. Then, on the way out, he offered to sell me MDMA. That dude rules
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Seeing pics from Folsom and glad folks had such a good time while realizing I am p sure I could never ever go myself, haha. I'd like... disintegrate. Just poof into red polygons like a video game boss and vanish.
about 2 months ago
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horny but too lazy to take more pics today so reposting this and, since someone asked, the tube is 4ā long and 5.5ā around. Hope thatās sexy info for somebody, lol.
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about 2 months ago
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dick size-related kink folks love this specific comparison genre so here we are for FCF had to really push to get it down toward the base (still had a half inch or so to go) which honestly surprised me, my little cock always looks skinny to me
about 2 months ago
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functionally everything which is why I donāt get any and this isnāt a āboohoo poor meā statement here, but it is pretty accurate. so much makes me anxious that I just donāt put myself out there. this feed/account is about as close as I get lol
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about 2 months ago
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Iām old enough that morning wood isn't a guarantee anymore so I try to enjoy it when it happens
about 2 months ago
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Iām old enough that morning wood isn't a guarantee anymore so I try to enjoy it when it happens
about 2 months ago
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posts from like over a year ago are getting isolated out of nowhere favs and Iām starting to get concerned something is Wrong
about 2 months ago
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Sorry, it's not personal, but "no avatar, no posts, no replies, high follower count" on an account basically gets an instant block. That's creepy af. Like my dick's here to be looked at but be a person about it?
about 2 months ago
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Pick and choose whichever version makes you horniest. Theyāre both true.
about 2 months ago
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today has been absurd. vendor, im going to need your finest penises
2 months ago
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sorry I know itās been more feels posts than usual lately but Iām both horny and struggling with some self-worth stuff atm
2 months ago
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complex thing abt having a very small dick and making it your brand and being a bit subby is like thereās a gap b/w āpeople are into thisā and āpeople will still respect meā in the sense of never being sure that second one is happening or not
2 months ago
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-- Get horny -- Pull dick out -- Take pics while getting off as part of the horny process -- Cum -- Forget to post pictures entirely b/c not so horny anymore happens every time.
2 months ago
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9/10 days i'm just trying to live my life and thinkin about my little dick makes me cum but on the 10th of those days where i kinda hate everything about me i really wish i could just be a hot big dick daddy that everyone fawns over even if it was like, for a week to just temporarily enjoy it
2 months ago
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the hornyās trickling back in and I really got the āwant to jerk it while someone(s) watchā energy but, well:
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2 months ago
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been blindingly horny ever since bedtime last night, woke up horny af today too, made the mistake of looking in my huge-ass bathroom mirror before i got in the shower and it all came crashing down which kinda sucks tbh
2 months ago
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someone liked this 1+ year old post randomly just now and i re-read it and just a reminder that like realistic kinks aside my "fantasy" fantasies go back to like early 90s furry shit that lives in my head rent free even now also fuck writing the alt tags for that post was hot
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2 months ago
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reminder that if my cock ever looks fat its an optical illusion. took this pic and went āfuck thatās a skinny dickā lol
2 months ago
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fuck, so big⦠got me stroking my tiny cock furiously thinking about how small it is by comparison
2 months ago
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jic I seem like a basic bitch obsessed w/big dicks I am scrolling another small dick haverās feed and seeing their little cock while they talk up how small it is while its obvious theyāre much bigger than me still is so, so hot
2 months ago
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