the average circumference of a D cell battery is 4"/104mm so a rare situation where I would actually be bigger than the point of comparison can't tell if that makes me horny or sad

new dick size kink measuring abstraction dropped

If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu

If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu

the fun bit about taking a nap for me is that lying down almost always sends my hand right to my little cock so there's a 50/50 split on me actually napping vs me getting off and then getting right back out of bed

I could send more horny DMs instead of just hoping they come my way but I have super anxiety about being the person who does that to someone who fav'ed a pic of mine and their response is "ugh don't talk to me though"

Like I said yesterday: not so much ’posting hog’ as it is posting adorable little piglet

tired: i'm gonna die alone because im old/fat/balding/boring/have a tiny cock so nobody's into me wired: i'm gonna die alone because i don't have strong enough opinions about pokemon to get and keep a boyfriend

well, more piglet than hog but you get me

brief whiplash moment of seeing a name i follow on my normal account appear here out of nowhere and suddenly feeling terrified i've been posting hog on main and everyone's been too polite to say so

apparently I took a pic of my hand dripping with cum. if that’s hornymaking or good for you, merry early Christmas

way ahead of you bsky.app/profile/octo...

for all that it slots into my big kinks directly i don't really care about dick size that much but i also feel anxious ever talking about it because it feels like the rest of the world sure does care about it a lot and/or attach a lot of shit to it

gianmarco soresi has a bit in his act (thief of joy) about the size of his dick and i admit i was a little surprised, i don't expect straight guy comedians to do bits about the size of their dick

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second day in a row this happened so why not repost

had a lot of feelings today but put all that aside to stroke my little cock

I have no idea how intimidating I am sorry but I will point out the bit in my profile that says you have to be nice to me lol

Curiosity about if <city where I live> has an Eagle is - yes it does - it’s 3 blocks from my front door lol

Repost if you want to take a ride

kind of a shame i have to be a personalityless cipher of dick pics and internalized self-loathing on this account because in fact i'm actually a good time for non-horny reasons sometimes too

It’s very late and I’m hornt so here’s a pic I took of my cock looking pretty small the other day but forgot to post b/c I came like a minute later

It’s very late and I’m hornt so here’s a pic I took of my cock looking pretty small the other day but forgot to post b/c I came like a minute later

Woke up way too early and fuck my cock is so tiny and sensitive r/n

Woke up way too early and fuck my cock is so tiny and sensitive r/n

had kind of a shit day so please say nice things about my penis even if you have to lie

Hey, look! A tiny dick!

also why is the sound of slurping/gagging while blowing someone the hottest thing ever seeing someone nearly choke on a cock activates the non-con part of my brain that wants to be forced, prob

Sorry for not much posting lately been too annoyed/tired to be proper horny but if it helps my hand is on my dick as we speak and it’s feeling as small as ever so

LMAO just had a guy over from sniffies who told me that he only cums on Shabbat and he kept the kippah on the whole time. Then, on the way out, he offered to sell me MDMA. That dude rules

Seeing pics from Folsom and glad folks had such a good time while realizing I am p sure I could never ever go myself, haha. I'd like... disintegrate. Just poof into red polygons like a video game boss and vanish.

horny but too lazy to take more pics today so reposting this and, since someone asked, the tube is 4” long and 5.5” around. Hope that’s sexy info for somebody, lol.

dick size-related kink folks love this specific comparison genre so here we are for FCF had to really push to get it down toward the base (still had a half inch or so to go) which honestly surprised me, my little cock always looks skinny to me

functionally everything which is why I don’t get any and this isn’t a “boohoo poor me” statement here, but it is pretty accurate. so much makes me anxious that I just don’t put myself out there. this feed/account is about as close as I get lol

I’m old enough that morning wood isn't a guarantee anymore so I try to enjoy it when it happens

I’m old enough that morning wood isn't a guarantee anymore so I try to enjoy it when it happens

posts from like over a year ago are getting isolated out of nowhere favs and I’m starting to get concerned something is Wrong

Sorry, it's not personal, but "no avatar, no posts, no replies, high follower count" on an account basically gets an instant block. That's creepy af. Like my dick's here to be looked at but be a person about it?

Pick and choose whichever version makes you horniest. They’re both true.

today has been absurd. vendor, im going to need your finest penises

sorry I know it’s been more feels posts than usual lately but I’m both horny and struggling with some self-worth stuff atm

complex thing abt having a very small dick and making it your brand and being a bit subby is like there’s a gap b/w ’people are into this’ and ‘people will still respect me’ in the sense of never being sure that second one is happening or not

-- Get horny -- Pull dick out -- Take pics while getting off as part of the horny process -- Cum -- Forget to post pictures entirely b/c not so horny anymore happens every time.

9/10 days i'm just trying to live my life and thinkin about my little dick makes me cum but on the 10th of those days where i kinda hate everything about me i really wish i could just be a hot big dick daddy that everyone fawns over even if it was like, for a week to just temporarily enjoy it

the horny’s trickling back in and I really got the “want to jerk it while someone(s) watch” energy but, well:

been blindingly horny ever since bedtime last night, woke up horny af today too, made the mistake of looking in my huge-ass bathroom mirror before i got in the shower and it all came crashing down which kinda sucks tbh

someone liked this 1+ year old post randomly just now and i re-read it and just a reminder that like realistic kinks aside my "fantasy" fantasies go back to like early 90s furry shit that lives in my head rent free even now also fuck writing the alt tags for that post was hot

reminder that if my cock ever looks fat its an optical illusion. took this pic and went “fuck that’s a skinny dick” lol

fuck, so big… got me stroking my tiny cock furiously thinking about how small it is by comparison

jic I seem like a basic bitch obsessed w/big dicks I am scrolling another small dick haver’s feed and seeing their little cock while they talk up how small it is while its obvious they’re much bigger than me still is so, so hot