#fcf, Pride edition

Narrator: the situation has not improved.

Listen. If you have a profile that says "I'm into this" or "I'm good at this", and I tell you I'd like you to do that thing with/to/for me, "oh yeah?" is not what I want to hear. Do I need to elaborate? "Thanks but no" is fine. "Yes, let's get together" is ideal. 😈 "Oh yea?" is unserious. Fuck that

Just scrolled backward through my profile and realized it's been a while since I've hooked up with anyone. My life has been crazy for the past couple of months! Hoping to improve this situation now that it's less hectic.

Just putting it out there to remind the white gays out there: Using terms like “BBC” is reductive of Black men and racial fetishization. Using terms like “BWC” asserts white supremacy, and is also just weird af. Just say the dick is big and keep it moving.

My favorite thing in the world 👅

Have to say I'm not a big fan of a third party collecting my personal info under the guise of "age verification", @bsky.app.

See a ring, post a ring #fcf bsky.app/profile/vers...

Hookup last night, mutual oral and jo. He had one of those perfect sized dicks--good girth, long enough for the head to slip past my tonsils, huge balls. Wouldn't let me swallow his load. 😤 All that work just to watch it shoot onto the sweatshirt he was wearing! Would still do it again though.

Hahahaha 98 to go 🫠

Ah, humpday. I'm more top than bottom, but I am versatile. 😈

Hey am I too late for #fcf?

On vacation and delivering some #mcm action from my hotel room shower 😈

Headed to the airport. Will today be the day being on Sniffies pays off, and I get a hot restroom hookup? Lol it never happens to me though

Haven't participated in #fcf in a minute. So here you go

Okay NOW I can shower.

Lol just got a little overzealous and posted a semi-nude thirst trap on my main account. Hope nobody saw that (there--will eventually repost here) 😅

Had a rematch with this guy Monday afternoon this week. He said it was our hottest encounter yet. I'm glad he felt that way because I was trying really hard to be into it, even though I was just going through the motions. Too many other things on my mind this week.

Undercover

Sexy hookup on Monday afternoon with a guy I played with back in September. We only sucked each other off then...apparently he has been fantasizing about me breeding him since then. Happy to make that fantasy a reality 😈 Got him poppered up and fucked a huge load out of him.

I knew what was going to happen the second I saw who the text was from. This guy hosted (hosts?) group action at his place in the burbs. I went to a couple, but each time maybe one or two guys wanted to play with me, and I ended up fucking the host just to get off. (Can't let Viagra go to waste.)

First #mcm in a while.

Super hot hookup after work on Monday. Early 30s, tall, lean, fat dick. 69ed for a while. He had my head in a leglock at one point, so I couldn't back off his dick. It was kind of a turn-on, so I went with it, and started fingering his hole while I was stuck there. 😈🤤

Painted my bathroom recently but you can't tell 😅 #mcm

I'll be that friend 🥵😈

I don't usually do cum dumps. But I hadn't gotten off in days, hadn't fucked anyone in months, and wanted to change both of those things before the weekend snowstorm. He was a lean, mostly smooth guy with a perfect treasure trail and a tight hole. Lol I barely lasted a minute. Load #30, he said.

It would not let me sleep, so I was up at 5:30 showing off on @dudesnude.com

BEST HOOKUP yesterday. He was at a hotel a block from my office. Stopped by after I left work. Handsome silver fox, great body, thick curved dick that felt like it was designed to fit my throat. I knew he'd be fun when he brought out some coconut oil after we got undressed. 😈😈😈

Just a little strokin on #fcf

#fcf again already?

Everyone has their own rules for engagement on the hookup apps--which is great actually, you know your interests and limits, so stand by them! Mine include: 🧵

Happy fcf

You can find me on Sniffies btw! Along with some married creep whose first message to me ever detailed a fantasy scenario that has nothing to do with what I've listed as interests in my profile. Don't be that creep. He was called out and then blocked when the inevitable insults came. 😏😂

Greasy pole 🍆

A taller, furry, hung, uncut younger guy was in the neighborhood on Friday, just as my work day was ending. Invited him over for some mutual oral...mmm. 🤤🤤🤤

I think I officially lost this buddy. The last time I got together with them, he brought some coke so his fwb could do a couple of bumps and them bottom for us. I did this for him once, and it was fuckin amazing, but I hated not sleeping and then how wiped I felt for the following 2 days...

Yesterday was a smaller, furry, cute, kinda scruffy visitor from out of town. He came about a gallon onto my stomach and hip while we were making out between rounds of sucking each other. 💦💦💦

Traded blowjobs with a couple of guys. One invited me to his loft over lunch when I was in the office earlier this week. Tall, furry, handsome, HUGE dick. Had clearly been edging for a while because he had porn playing on a laptop and his dick had a light sheen of silicone lube on it. 😈🥵

After a few months of taking care of business solo, I've been averaging a couple of hookups per week so far this month. Got railed by a guy with a long, thin dick last week--girth is hot, but he was hitting spots that it usually hurts to hit. 🥴🥴🥴

Took a cruise last week. Woke up super fuckin horny in the middle of the night but didn't want to bother my cabin mate. So I rubbed one out in the hammock on our balcony in just a jockstrap. 💦😈

Practical. I like this place already. 😈 (@gaythering.bsky.social)

Why does anyone bother with stolen profile pics when Google Image Search is right there. 😏

#fcf 😈

All of your favorite parts

Gained access to a locker room in the back corner of my building's basement parking garage, so I can shower after commuting on my bike. I keep hoping for a hot hookup, but I'm usually alone in there. Today, a guy came in while I was toweling off...and proceeded to the toilets to take a noisy dump. 😒

Didn't have time to shower before my morning meetings, so now I'm sitting here playing with myself 😈 #mcm

Those scam emails that are like "hey pervert, I caught you jacking it on cam and I'm going to share the video if you don't send me some cryptocurrency" make me laugh. Dumbass, I already share those pics and videos myself, knock yourself out 😂😂😂

I woke up like this #fcf

Mmm look what you guys inspired #fcf