Soooo…Baldy McPencilneck is threatening arrest for anyone who calls him a fascist, claiming it’s incitement to violence. I guess that means it’s still okay to call him a shitbag or a bald-headed ass-wipe. 😁

So, apparently Kristi Noem showed up at a private business in Chicago, supposedly to use the restroom, and was denied entry. She had a whole herd of ICE agents *right there with her*. They could’ve blasted their way in. The fash leadership are a bunch of chickenshits and pansies.

I have to wonder: if shitbags like Rigney and Stuckey found themselves in mortal peril, would they fight to stay alive, or would they bow their heads, resign themselves to their doom, and say “Lord, Thy will be done”?

So, how close are we to getting an analog of Germany’s Treachery Act of 1934?

Y’know, I’m surprised he hasn’t ordered a blue area to be carpet-bombed, and then claim that Venezuela did it…

Whenever a RWNJ says someone “should be fired and investigated” I always hear “taken out and sh0t.” This probably says something less than flattering about me.

So, what’s the over/under on people getting straight-up arrested for posting Mean Things™️ on the socials about the Fat Ugly Shit-Gargling Fuckwit Who Drinks His Own Bathwater?

So, apparently the regime is going after people for insufficiently rending their garments over the late obnoxious, self-righteous, bigoted little shitbag. One wonders what they will do in response to the insults and public disrespect they’re sure to get. Will they call it Hate Speech™️?

And here I was wondering who the first MAGA martyr would be… 😬

Spread this around. WaPo is apparently radio silent about it.

So he’s not dead yet. ☹️

I will not be surprised if there is an attempt by Federal law enforcement to arrest Newsom; at this point he’s basically daring the Shitbag to do something.

Soooo…if I post on the socials that Thomas Homan needs a baseball bat upside the head and someone unknown to me takes a swing at him, he’s gonna come after *me*?

My latest game-related acquisition: a d100. 9.6 ounces of solid metal. One could put it in a sock and inflict serious, possibly fatal, blunt trauma. Or one could use it to generate numbers from 1 to 100. #DiceGoblin

:: writes “Charlie Kirk” and “twenty-pound sledgehammer” in the same sentence ::

Oh shit!

It’s Tuesday and I’m making tacos. Tacos. Because it’s Tuesday. No other reason. Honest. 😏 #TACO

Unpopular Opinion™️ time! FIFA and the IOC should relocate their events away from the US and bar US teams from participating in those events.

On today’s episode of I NICKED THIS FROM SOMEWHERE…

I wonder how many of the incoming Afrikaner “refugees” have purchased that five-million-dollar gold card thing that the Shitbag has been hawking…

Was our 34th wedding anniversary yesterday so we had a special dinner outing for teppanyaki.

I’ve been reading about Darren Beattie, a particularly shitbaggy shitbag in the Shitbag Administration. Given all the ranting he does about “feral populations” and “low-IQ trash” I suspect he still carries a major grudge against the jocks that gave him wedgies and whirlies in high school.

Any bets on Lone Skum trying to step in as “Acting President” when the Shitbag keels over into his hamberder plate?

I have discovered a new anagram: Sunk Mole.

So, I’d be interested in finding out how many folks talking shit about Lone Skum over on Xitter have gotten the “YoU hAvE cOmMiTtEd A cRiMe” response. I’m betting it’s a bot posting those responses.

So. What’s the over/under on when the arrests and disappearances start?

The Shitbag Administration, Day One.

Ah, the OnlyFans bots are showing up now… :: fingers giant flyswatter ::

Ah, the Generic Boobalinas™️ have arrived… :: fingers Really Big Flyswatter ::

My prediction for 2025: he will declare a national emergency and invoke the Insurrection Act *during the inaugural address*.

“President Skum”…😈

So, apparently one of the Shitbag’s shitbag advisors fell off a stage and took the podium with him. I hope the podium wasn’t injured.

So, the Shitbag has been making noise about pulling the US out of NATO; any over/under on whether he might do the same regarding the UN? I mean, if you’re gonna play, *play*. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hmmm…some of my latest followers are looking a trifle sketchy… 😒 :: idly fingers giant flyswatter ::

An idea that is not without merit… 😈👍 :: rummages about :: Now where did I leave my giant flyswatter…?

:: emerges from a kaleidoscope of blue butterflies :: Well, that was odd. :: plucks the odd clinging butterfly from his clothes ::