The word does not have enough qualified psychologists to deal with the aftermath of AI bros oneshotting themselves into psychosis. This is really not good.

Up next: SCOTUS rules 10th Amendment unconstitutional in landmark 6-3 decision.

Nobody believes the stove is hot until they themselves are burned.

Tay and I have similar interests, neat.

Maybe an alcoholic frat boy for SECDEF was a bad idea…

You are NOT secure!

This is both a joke post and an accurate description of the hacking process

You can’t ban my account, my post got stuck under the fence.

That FFmpeg drama on the Twitters sure is something else.

I’m the Temu version of myself. Eat shit you stupid tariffs.

There not enough action in the universe to absorb my anxiety.

Emo Jerry

You technically only “own” the link on the blockchain.

Mike Johnson looks like a possessed ventriloquist dummy.

thank u former square km of rainforest <3

I’ll never understand how Protest the Hero never got popular like Coheed and Cambria did.

I wonder how much time someone spent on being able to call it SPQR.

lmao Vyvanse with a 100% tariff.

I cannot believe how absolutely fucking useless this clown is.

I love how obvious it is that not a single person in the room knows what the fuck a blockchain even is.

I think I have room to fit this somewhere.

I wonder if this technically falls under the CFAA, what do you think @scottjshapiro.bsky.social

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It will never not be funny when people who supposedly oppose imperialism use imperialist language to describe countries.

I’m not quite sure what Senator Murray expects here, what Senator Murkowski did was the inevitable outcome of senatorial politics. As long as you can spare your state you can get re-elected, fucking over the other 49 states & territories has no negative consequences. The senate is a detriment.

Calling your cryptocurrency BS Wintermute…

The “just learn to code” bros are reaping what they sow and pretending it was someone else’s bit.

Between Oblivion and Unbreakable the new Lorna Shore album seems like it could be a masterpiece. Them Jersey boys good. youtu.be/H2WLFnj0ZbM

ultimate_ultimatum_FINAL_FINAL2.docx

I love how AI assistant marketing is basically “Would you like to stop thinking entirely?! Here’s an AI assistant to think for you, but kind of suck at it!”

はい、そう思います

What are the chances we can Truman Show the current US administration without them even noticing?

Unless you eject Staten Island and Manhattan into the sun, you’re always going to end up with a Cuomo.

This is actually a pretty complicated topic. My experience with cancer changed a lot of my views about it including this specific subject. Also the way people talk about us like we are inanimate objects is pretty shitty.

What posses someone to make a reservation at an omakase style restaurant and then leave a review complaining about how omakase works?

私は役に立たない。

The fact Japan hasn’t banned European tourists is proof of how patient of a society they are.

Bruh, no way I’m coming back.

I’m excited to go on vacation right after Black Monday 2.0. What the fuck are we even doing?

Edging as a political process.

What are the chances of Shōgun being the reason the hime cut is popping up everywhere?

私は大丈夫じゃないです。

I feel like we should all get financial compensation for having to deal with Daylight Savings Time.

Imagine your legacy is a museum exhibit 100 years from now labeled “Silicon Valley VC says dumb shit on the internet”