Valerie Cherish for POTUS

Streaming rock music

Streaming rock music

In the year of 2026 if you give a shit about what TMZ is reporting, you’re a fuckin loser.

reporting for booty 🏴‍☠️

reporting for booty 🏴‍☠️

🎵 ALL OF THIS IN PUERTOOO RICOOO 🎶

You know what, at least she looked fucking hot

What’s up?

not since yesterday but it’s early

happy gay guy friday to those who observe

Why she kinda giving Ms Frizzle

She’s so pretty though 🥹

Kicking & screaming as I pack my bags to head into the shit storm weather of Chicago

I’m so good at dodging stress on Fridays, you honestly can’t tell me shit. But Mondays, your mommas still a ho

My job is actually just beach now

I can’t imagine this is a good sign 🥴

If you STILL aren’t on the katseye train, what are you doing? Hurry there’s still time

“Gabriela” by KATSEYE reaches a new peak of #21 (+1) on the Hot 100.

Why are they kinda giving step sisters that don’t like me ~energy~

Idgaf how hot you are, the second you pull out that clackity clack fan it’s an ick for me 🥴

Just in case you got distracted

Wine drunk at Benihana, don’t call

One last trap for the road ✌️

That bugonia movie was absolutely bananas

Marking my words here for next year when the spice girls announce the tour: I’m cashing in all my chips to go

Wait also sprinkle in some of the softcore hockey show ✨

Pssst...wine induced underwear shopping is actually the key to a happy holiday

Now that merkins are kinda trendy, I think it’s time we revisit the broad city phone wig???

Dopamine levels have risen, highly recommend

let’s get these bones movin, shall we?

Me Tarzan, where’s my Jane

Me Tarzan, where’s my Jane

Scorpios rise up

Just a few of California’s newest residents

Public speakerphone users don’t get into heaven, just sayin.

What’s it called when you’re pro summer but also welcome spooky season?

The Toyota Camry of jockstraps

Does anyone else have 12 pairs of the same 5” Nike running shorts but only wear the same 2? Or is that just a me problem?

The world would honestly be such a better place with at least 2 more seasons (I’m begging)

Who’s joining for Just Dance

This is so real when you skip market days

Allison Janney has been, and always will be that bitch

Lollapalooza persists but so do I

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they navigate a sidewalk, can I get I get an amen?

Bing bang bong, sing sang sooong

High key, not being able to nap as a full grown adult is such a problem lol