the boys addicted to horsegold and his navy days are going to suffer for it

Chapter 6

someones wife: (playfully shaking husky-poodle mixes head back and forth) Youre not in the epstein files are you Yuki? oh no youre not! 7 miles underneath that exact spot closing in on a giant red fetus whose eyes open for the first time: (WATER....WATER...)

YUP

Hey, i ordered a barrel of full moon light! this is waning gibbous! do you think i was born yesterday???

steerpike

Burdened with a Pterodactylys memories until i manage to avenge my fathers death

Im sending you to the city to live with your uncle. His name is MeatCanyon

Con sarnet the wolf done bit me

Sir you done died

"its as if..all the yokai of hell ruined the Kyoto so fouly that they acted in our stead. A mockery"

explain monsters inc to a sengoku period rice farmer

Shockingly, no one survived the Pig Gate breaching

Chapter 6

I have absolutely no interest in anything other than the proliferation and success of war

if you look closely none of my nautical tattoos make any sense

refferring to Australia as "Wyvern Country" and expecting you to know what im talking about

"Nighttime" continues to be the most popular period between the hours of 7pm-2am

OK

only issue with my life is the gravity damage

not my young-and-strapping ass. Not my hearty ass. Not my barrel chested ass

flashlight made the fish religious again

Im sure youve all heard I intend to live in the jungle very soon

its true. i invented snakes

my wyvern hella loyal

Content with my ant form, but not over the moon

being bound to the pillar isnt so bad

thats right my head was chopped off. but there is no reason to quit now

the golden age of american illustration was half the most angelic portraits ever or half newspaper comics depicting young children passing out yellow journalism

The beasts of the capital city have produced a show they call "Thirty Rock"