I’m wearing green, a ginger, and have decent tits. Kiss me, I’m Irish or something or other?

Sunday: time for gettin high, day drinking in the shower, and whippin out wieners.

Now that I have a paycheck again, I can finally pay a professional to make me look pretty!

When you desperately gotta do laundry but still have to got to the office, jock it is!

Does anyone else remember Mummies Alive????

Damn I got a lot of back hair

Who’s ready to drunkenly make out?

I’m not just fat. I’m ✨Christmas fat✨

I mean. I see how you got there. Definitely a hunted, not a hunter.

3 AM, high af, playing Lego Horizon Adventure.

Real talk for a sec. I feel like Chicago was hyped up to be a bear paradise. Here I am, in bear paradise. Scruff? Crickets. Growlr? Crickets. Grommr? Crickets. Sniffies? Crickets. Like, I can’t help but feel there’s something wrong with me that I’m not seeing and idk what to do anymore.

I heard a rumor that y’all like hairy, jiggly bellies. Shmerverts, the lot of ya!

Peekaboo!

Drip drop

Who'd get down on their knees for me?

Tonight is a night for Daddy cuddles that leads to like slow, love-making kinda sex. ISO of said Daddy.

Fridays, innit?

Eh, #fcf I suppose.

It’s Wednesday. So naturally, it means getting drunk at Jackhammer.

A little fluffing never hurt nobody.

Well. Uh. I had a shaving accident. I hope y’all like a top lip!

Last beach day of the season!

Softies or whatever. Just one more place to milk this cow #gaycow #gaybear

Apparently we’re seeing and posting softies today!

Wheeeee beach day!

Y’all have fun at market days. Imma spend my bday being a cute birthday princess at Ren Faire :D

Hai! It’s my borthday! Come get some tetas!

GCH for me. Wild berry kingdom let’s goooooooo

That good hotel lighting when drunk

Where ya startin?

ISO Daddy that wants to torture some puffy nips

Cross-faded at the beach :P

How your email has found me and my copious amounts of back hair.

I feel like I look beefy tonight. But I’m also cross faded so who knows really??

@eldritchmiltank.bsky.social left me with a nice evening nightcap

Thank the gods for 300+ lb fat tops. My throat is very happy…and hopefully soon my hole will be too 🤤🤤🤤

Horny as in if a dick was to appear in front of me, I will ravish it. Lazy as in I want to do absolutely nothing to make that happen. My eternal struggle.

Why don’t you pull that little string over and just…

A day of peaceful repose.

I’m torn cause I’m a sucker for a trend and wouldn’t mind posting for #fcf but getting compliments on my dick makes me feel weird? And I also feel misleading cause I’m very much not a top in the slightest lol

@eldritchmiltank.bsky.social decided to spray all over my tits!

A little belly at a house party

Prolly his most favorite spot :3

One of the new sexy pieces I got today 😈

I may have to retire this as a work shirt 🤭

ISO big belly bear for snuggles. And maybe a lil gluck gluck 9000.

Happy my-lumps-are-ready-to-be-humped day.

I get compliments all the time in my glasses. And the increasing amount of people who don’t get my Sally Jesse Raphael reference with them hurts my soul. #old

Fat and sweaty from dancing…and cleaning. 🎶I get down on my knees, I’d do anything for you🎶

BOOM. Booty.