Currently listening to Leonard Cohen and thinking about how every aspiring musician should be required to spend the first 34 years of their life writing poetry while learning flamenco guitar on the side.

Horrible news out of Dallas this morning. Shooting prisoners is fucking evil

The what wants to do what now?

I know I'm late to the party on this, but Imaginal Disk is a really good album

I caught myself wondering if right-wingers really believe Trump's lies about Tylenol. Then I remembered they went along with his "they're eating the dogs" bullshit. Nothing is beneath these people.

Austin? More like Australia, am I right?

Showing Matthew 7:12 to the average American Christian and watching them melt

I listened to two (2) full albums today ☺️

Monday vibes

Vaporeon implies the existence of Cigareon and Kratomeon

Grumpy-looking guy at the gym was reading The Dallas Morning News in physical broadsheet newspaper format.

I'm not much of a frontend guy so I'm kind of proud of the longest CSS selector I've ever written

Just noticed that clicking on the clock in Windows 11 no longer shows you the time down to the second. There is no design team at Microsoft.

Slight design change to the Texas app. I'll explain why below

The issue has been resolved!

Got a new watch!

texas.lizard.fun is returning errors for city searches due to the current outage of TxDOT's Intelligent Transportation Systems API. I am monitoring the situation closely.

@lizard.fun friend of yours? I rescued him from one of the dogs eating him.

I use generative AI (for coding, not for art) because I am a software engineer and would like to still be a software engineer 5 years from now. Does that make me complicit in destroying the environment? Maybe. I also drive a car.

A new frog has joined the tank: Meet Annie!

Window cats

Saw a beige cybertruck

Saw a lizard today

Just got a recruiter email with THREE greetings. It was formatted like this Hi [my name], [Current date and time] Greetings, Our records show that you are an experienced IT professional Greetings !!! Hope you are doing great today! [The actual job listing]

Does anyone else have a Cycle of Recurring, Unsettling Dreams (CRUD)? The latest scene to be introduced into mine is a dishwasher that drains into an exposed floor drain

I'm really glad I added this little list to texas.lizard.fun because now I can see that people are using the app every day. Wonder what I should add next though 🤔

Hear me out folks. . .

Commission for the lovely @tekimo.bsky.social

Get death roll'd, idiot

I was gifted a tiny lizard friend at TFS. His name is Burton.

HAPPY 2 YEAR BIRTHDAY TO ALL LIZARDS :""""}

It's breakfast time

I bet it's oranges

I've always loved the Dallas skyline #FursuitFriday

Checking in on one of the scalie chats I'm in

Watch out, TFS #FursuitFriday

mlem

Lizard lizard lizard lizard

Lizard lizard lizard lizard

Feels like "payment processor Stripe admits to being an anti LGBTQ hate group" should be an actual headline somewhere.

I've left my mark in Denton on wplace

Figgy and Me by @freakat.bsky.social

Manama, Bahrain

Did you think I was done updating Texas City Snapshot? Far from it! texas.lizard.fun

Tails Undersans

I don't remember these being the lyrics

Raymans of wplace! One in Richardson, Texas and two in Montpelier, France. Ubisoft, please give the people what they want

I found one in Hull, UK (was checking out the area where I grew up)

Lapfox logos I've seen on wplace so far: - Denton, TX (I helped with this one a bit) - Tehran, Iran - Bristol, UK