You might as well make a website

she marshalls my homegoods till i tj maxx

Who named him Bad Bunny instead of Rascally Rabbit

To talk like a republican, replace nouns with adjectives and vice versa. Example: "She is a trans Democrat" --> "She is a Democrat trans"

Every few days I get a notification on my phone saying "Setup Complete" and it seemingly does nothing besides install a few shitty games. This happens outside of the software update cycle. I always delete them but they always come back.

Alright, Everyone Furry, ATLA, Hellaverse Anyone who’s lives were ever touched by Charlie’s love and light Please share this to help Benjamin www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-c...

Lots of great snowy views on the TxDOT cameras today. Easily searchable by city on texas.lizard.fun

There's a ferris wheel in The Colony, Texas for anyone who's never seen three Chipotles at once

New track: REPTILE I decided to cover this classic 80s rock song by The Church. It's about a lizard, so I felt obligated to. Had a whole lot of fun making this one! squam.bandcamp.com/track/reptile #furrymusic

New track: REPTILE I decided to cover this classic 80s rock song by The Church. It's about a lizard, so I felt obligated to. Had a whole lot of fun making this one! squam.bandcamp.com/track/reptile #furrymusic

Snapchat sending a push notification when someone starts typing a message was an insane UI decision

Arctic cold + a growing winter storm threat are lining up for Texas this weekend. No hype. Just impacts, timing, and what to watch next. 👉 texasstormchasers.com/weather/arct... #TXwx

Balcony dove

I come up with the most hilarious passwords but I can't share them with anyone

Scott Adams has gone to meet Catbert

Very sad to hear this. His guitar work on Schlagenheim was awesome, and 26 is way too young

Web design is my passion

That's not very .fun at all

He just sneezed 31 times in a row

Wrote a quick and dirty blue-green deployment script for the Texas site so I can now push updates without any downtime. Also added a navbar and icons.

Do you like water? Now you can see nearby reservoirs on texas.lizard.fun

The top 100 list now looks a bit nicer and is sortable and searchable

More search stats for texas.lizard.fun

Three color schemes to select from texas.lizard.fun

Adding themes to Texas City Snapshot, first up is burnt orange!

No Javascript? No problem! The city view page on Texas City Snapshot now uses plain HTML and CSS to render the tabs.

It doesn't matter if you're white, black, brown, blue, green, or purple. All scalies are equal.

Small update: Texas City Snapshot now shows the population when you search a city

I accidentally clicked a pinned message from a few months ago in Microsoft Teams, so now I'm waiting for the ENTIRE CHAT to load because there is no "jump to most recent" button

I need to know how Bari Weiss went from a random opinion columnist to editor-in-chief of CBS News in the span of 5 years with zero noteworthy accomplishments.

Had a dream that someone complimented my Python code for using type hints and docstrings

Came up with a band name just now: "Betsy & Murgatroyd". I hereby release it into the public domain.

On the bright side, Vinton is going to love the box

Had to go to the post office today because Amazon decided it would be best to ship the gifts I ordered in one gigantic box that's like 4 times larger than the parcel lockers here

Christmas tree is up! The cats helped.

Ahem, Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year! Merci à tous ceux qui ont écouté ma musique cette année ! ¡Gracias a todos los que escucharon mi música este año! Bedankt aan iedereen die dit jaar naar mijn muziek heeft geluisterd!

Is Arkansas actually serious with this

It's hard to get super excited for Spotify wrapped when you've been scrobbling everything for the past 7 years

Thank you guys for making 2025 my best year for streaming yet! And we're just getting started!

Thinking about the time a Ronettes stan account was arguing with a Shirelles stan account on twitter and then one pointed out that the other was actually using a picture of the Crystals

Remmy and Annie being frogs

Underrated album. It's just one guy on a drumset, but he makes that drumset sing

"Sorry, I was talking on mute" nah it's cool, it's just that you do this almost every meeting, and the amount of zoom meetings we have should've conditioned you to be aware of whether or not your mic is on, but it's no big deal really

This is one of my favorite albums to listen to while relaxing until that random loud-ass sweeping sound on track 7 startles me back into reality

Fall vibes Art by @lygofer.bsky.social

I think I'm going to learn Rust solely because the people most opposed to Rust tend to be vile bigots

Bravo Vince

DFW stands for Dallas Fucking Wtexas

Witness the roundness #frog

Friendly reminder I am WIDE open for commissions and currently running 65$ flat colors and lined single characters :3 Act now while I'm not incredibly tempted to go back to writing music lol