Yes, we’re now indicting our political enemies and investigating D-leaning orgs as terrorist groups, but also Arizona’s speckled uniforms are ugly and stupid #GoHawks

In a gaff-off Biden would look like a rank amateur compared to our Dear Orange Leader FOTUS. Please, sir, tell me again how to say acetaminophen.

I hope Tylenol sues the orange balls off this moron and his scratchy radio static in semi-human form accomplice.

#Saints wishing for a 10-run rule today. #GoHawks

The kids I practice English with on Saturdays live in Khmelnytskyi this term. They were bombed last night and their teacher shared this photo today. The photos are always heartbreaking but these blue and yellow parakeets huddling together … 🇺🇦

Bud went swimming and I haven’t brushed him yet. This bead head is killing me. 😂 #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky

Good idea.

Unique way to achieve peace in the Middle East - align them against us.

I’ve never seen a 4th down punt and touchdown by the same team in the same play before but ok #seahawks

Smoke from nearby fires make beautiful sunsets. This smoke is from the Bear Gulch fire where ICE picked up two crew members in what sounds like some shady business.

Even w/the tangerine toddler inflicting all kinds of damage, my Saturday mornings speaking conversational English on Zoom w/Ukrainian teens continues. We take summers off so tomorrow brings the first meeting since FOTUS really got started. Curious to see if the chats will be different this time 1/2

Washington State issues standing order allowing Covid vax for everyone over 6 months old. They recommend taking a printed or digital copy of the order to your pharmacy to make sure they know about it when seeking the vax and to file a complaint if denied doh.wa.gov/newsroom/doh...

Every other report of this I’ve seen today is “judge apologizes to justices” with zero context for the so-called “apology.”

Is blowing up a boat in the Caribbean normal practice and I’ve just never paid attention to it because I trusted the govt to know who to blow up and when (more or less)? This govt calls everyone they don’t like Tren de Aragua so I’m not loving this action.

Then: 10/05/20

Bud would like to know what’s up with this national dog day business. Every day is Buddy day, just ask him. #NationalDogDay #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky

Perhaps they are mishearing and it’s a different “—-k you” that they are hearing. 🤔

I feel like we’re one coked up Don Jr message away from an all caps sloppy seconds reference from THE GREAT GAVIN NEWSOM who married KIMBERLY G back when she was STILL PRETTY.

What’s your fave food fact that sounds made up? Most of the nation’s *frozen* raspberries come from Lynden, WA, near Canada. Known also for the KKK, in 2005 the only known north drug smuggling tunnel & the place Trump held his rally when permits for Boeing Field/Seattle 100 miles south were denied

Washington state held its August primary in an off year election yesterday. 18% voter turnout is despicable. The only excuse I’ve heard for not moving local govt is elections to the main cycle is that the ballot would be too long. Better a long ballot than short voter turnout

Ya’ll if you’d like to focus on a different set of bad actors for awhile, I was totally drawn into Murderland by Caroline Fraser. It’s about the correlation between smelters like the Asarco mess at Ruston and the disproportionate amount of serial killers with ties to the Tacoma area. Fascinating.

Sound up for puppy purrs! Love grunts! What else do people call that glorious sound? #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky

This is why we can’t have nice things

This is the Fauci facepalm of FOTUS v 2

Once you’ve caught it, what are you supposed to do with it? #dogsofbluesky #goldenretriever

I’m feeling the need to share a #puppypic so here’s Buddy Dog having stolen my underwear from my suitcase and taken it to the front yard because … golden retriever. #dogsofbluesky #goldenretriever

Feeling like I need a puppy pick-me-up. This is when Buddy told me he was the one, getting all cuddly while his brother escaped. Happier times #goldenretriever

@fda.gov @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov Please read this thread and help this child and others like her

Now I know why I have a bald spot in my flower pot.

Holy hell. This feels bad.

A perfectly beautiful afternoon with my perfectly beautiful boy. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky

#NoKings in Olympia Washington.

Here’s the Loch Ness Dogster for your daily dose of hypernormalization. #dogsofbluesky #goldenretriever

Random TSA gate checks requiring ID before boarding the plane. An airline worker said these are becoming quite common. I can’t remember the last time I showed ID at a domestic gate. #ICE?

Looking for just the right toy, and it’s the Nutcracker Mouse King for the win. A lot #goldenretriever who’s totally not spoiled. #dogsofbluesky

Daily bargaining. Will the treat be worth the trade? Usually, yes. The video has sound but i can’t seem to get it to show up #goldenretriever

The guy shooting $100 M into the sky to watch it explode was put in charge of eliminating waste and abuse in government.

Key difference is that we don’t pretend we do.

Getting an IUD was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I swelled up so much I couldn’t close my pants when I left the office. No one told me that was possible and I have no idea if it was “normal.” 1/2

Request sanctions and submit bar complaints for every lie, every violation of their oath. Stop extending any sort of professional courtesy to these inept, inhumane nonprofessionals.

Seriously, who is the market for this book? MAGAts don’t read and Dems are sick of this shit.

Sending much love and healing wishes to President Biden and his family. I think history will judge him much more kindly than Americans have. May they see the strength they’ve shown us from us. #biden

What diabolically good timing. It’s Harvard, it’s a librarian, it’s professors acting kinda like scientists, it’s THE document that placed the king under the rule of law. Beautiful

Not a fighter jet but Oopsie

Happy Mother’s Day to all moms out there, whether your kids have two legs or four. #mothersday #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky

Who needs Rs when you have Ds like this?

Buddy Dog is all smiles for the weekend. #weekendsmiles #dogsofbluesky #goldenretriever

This idea that white boys are being victimized and that’s why they are assholes simply must stop. Since men decided it was Eve who ate the apple in their white male power origin story, women have been blamed for everything, including their own rapes, and most of them don’t turn into sociopaths.

Lawyers across the country and across my state stood up at their local courthouses, state supreme courts, and via Zoom to reaffirm their professional oath in support of the rule of law on this #LawDay. Law Day isn’t new but it doesn’t normally look like this.