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Love a quick meal

Heartbreak is interesting. My best friend (of nine years) and I broke up a couple months ago and for some reason, I Drink Wine x Adele is on my TikTok FYP since last night and every time I hear it I tear up because it’s our song

I’m watching Younger solely because it has Debi Mazar is in it and I am awfully in love with her 🧍🏻‍♀️ That woman is fiiiiinnnneeeee

My Tidal wrapped

I’ve been unintentionally haunting my favorite ex and tonight the man come out nice yf. Send help because he keeps looking at me

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Bad Dawg tacos 🫡

See this is why I don’t like leave my house a day time why is there so much traffic?? Unnu nuh have work? 👁️👄👁️

Never in my life have I seen a Heineken this cold omg?

I have finally had the sense to communicate via announcements through Alexa 🧍🏻‍♀️

I can’t even describe how much I hate this IG update

You guys did nooot tell me there’d be so much sex in The Hunting Wives. Now, that aside. Now that I’ve gotten to the almost end. Sophie has no backbone omg

Dinner ft my overcooked rice and peas 👁️👄👁️

I also want this giant gummy bear 🧍🏻‍♀️

Also. When you tek up football fan on your head you end in like this in PriceSmart

I’ve been wanting this fridge for like two years now. Do I have anywhere to put it? No. That will not stop me ☝🏼

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Steak tacos 🫦

Recovered my old Apple account and found this video from 2016. Look at bby tiff 🥹

I refilled three sanitizer bottles after four days of not having any and I am STOKED

I wish I had some white wine but we move

Until this foot thing I genuinely didn’t realize how much… actually, that I solely pivot with my left foot

Every time I see a spider I always sing the “I saw a spider and I didn’t scream” from One Of The Boys x Katy Perry and really it’s just to self soothe after I backed away and created a room sized distance (and to alert someone else to go kill it before I scream)

Chicken adobo and Mr Mercedes

Here’s to last weekend

Never ever did I think I’d find myself in this position but here we arrrreee

Two years ago today at Ribbiz on a night out alone a cue bruck and cut my foot and honestly? I thought it was last year, how clear the memory is

I… I need more peanut butter

So I slipped down some stairs on Saturday and my foot’s been fucked since (really it’s just a sprain but it’s inconvenient) so how I just hobble about and reminisce when I had a good foot 👁️👄👁️

A girlfriend needed a safety pin from me one time a year ago and since then I make sure I have some on me

I realize when I’m out and wildly uncomfortable I just video call my little brother. Bless him for entertaining the concept

Chrat please tell me why I just paid $2100 for six (6) tin sausage (contribution to a thing I’m going and the shop lock by the time I remember had to go the community bar)

Shoutout to the people that say I look 25yo max. Appreciate unnu yf

Ayo me happy yf my hair can do a ponytail now because it was down earlier and it was HOT under there

Disenchanted, is the word I’ve been looking for, to describe how o feel about life atm

It’s been requested again since the last batch finished faster than usual (don’t mind the floating dust it’s just pimento seed bottle dregs)

Can’t believe I used to think it was a good thing / made me a good person

One thing about me. If I’m overly sad, I’m taking a long nap

HELLO I put my old address in the Uber app to drop off AND DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL ALMOST THERE

Like you really have to continue feeding yourself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🫩

One of my favorite things when making stew peas is that right before I turn up the heat to reduce it, I serve some as soup

Do you guys think people maybe actually yeet themselves during a post outing hangxiety? Because deeply understandable

First batch in the new place :)

Why when man see a girl whining by herself they see this as the perfect time to nuff up dem damn self

I don’t even care what this movie is about. It has Helen Mirren and SIR Ian McKellen as the stars. I’m in

Sometimes I feel like I don’t really matter to anyone then a friend will swoop in unexpectedly and remind me that I mean the absolute world to them, unprompted. I hope I remember that when the days are dark

My girlfriend messaged me “hi my sweet girlll” and now there are tears in my eyes??