Feel free to laugh at me anytime you come across this picture of me. I love reading the comments and DMs you send me. I always hope for messages from ppl going "is this you?" with my most embarrassing pics

Check out my haircut

*goons*

Can you believe it? I accidentally slipped and fell into the bathtub right as i set up my tripod with my camera app unlocked and a timer active and then i also took that bath and later when i was cozy and dry again i accidentally posted this picture on the internet too!

Can we again make the comments look like you know me and are surprised/ shocked/ amused to find me exposed on the internet? Thanks so much

Comment anything you know about me (but dont dox me lol - if its identifying personal info shoot me a dm)

Repost from my old twitter account "OoOoooh a spooky ghost that only turns visible when you point a camera at it. And it's kind of a FREAK!"

Embarrass me 😵‍💫

You guys keep catching me!!

I love bluesky but this used to happen much more on tw*tter

You guys delivered haha! Fuck yea these comments made me so horny

Can you make the comment section look like y'all know me and are shocked to see this pic of me? #fcf

I should make a really embarrassing promise for when i reach 2k on here. Any suggestions? Either as a comment or as a dm

Does this #fcf post make my c look f?

Im in this one 🤗

I can only speak for myself but fuuuck do i enjoy an embarrassment induced orgasm #fcf 😳💦

Lets see those 250 slaps for last weeks #fcf post (in 4 separate videos because of the 60 second maximum)

Ill slap my balls once for each like this #fcf post gets within 24h

Every week i keep forgetting the hashtags of each individual weekday... Like obviously i remember fcf But what are the others?

I have an idea that might flop BUT here goes anyway. I'd love for you guys to take my silly nudes and design some really fun info pamphlets/posters For example on "GOONING explained" or more degradingly something like "the dangers of gooning" and it shows how stupid i look Get creative :3

I have an idea that might flop BUT here goes anyway. I'd love for you guys to take my silly nudes and design some really fun info pamphlets/posters For example on "GOONING explained" or more degradingly something like "the dangers of gooning" and it shows how stupid i look Get creative :3

Didnt expect my door to fly open so suddenly with my friend and his bros standing there. He was mid sentence asking me to join them for drinks when he saw me like this and stopped while his friends erupt into laughter

Love going through my gallery each #fcf to see which pics fit the theme Shouldve started participating way sooner

Its so warm today

Guys, what's a fun pose/angle for an embarrassing nude? Ideally something i havent done a million times.

Way too many ai pfp people interacting with my posts 🤢 Worst are the ai Ghibli ones. Literally want nothing to do with ai sloppers 😒 Fix your heart or leave.

How is it #fcf again??

When bro sends you those low angle soles + face pics to goon to

Realized ive never done an official #fcf post

Can i come over and do this, bro?

Can i come over and do this, bro?

Ive been crazy horny all day

Up and down

Imagine posting yourself locked and with both holes stuffed knowing this will stay on the internet forever Haha and then imagine getting off on embarrassment

Imagine posting yourself locked and with both holes stuffed knowing this will stay on the internet forever Haha and then imagine getting off on embarrassment

Check out how nice the lighting is this morning

Check out how nice the lighting is this morning

Theres a wave of bot accounts trying to follow me rn and it pisses me off so bad Go back to El*ns hellscape and leave me alone on here

When bro texts you "what are you doing rn"

On the internet there are hundreds more nude images of me than there are pictures of me dressed.

I was taking pics just now and in every single one of them bulbasaur is unluckily framed peeking out behind my ass cheeks lmao

When "Sir" finally turns his camera on and you see your old bullies erupt into laughter at your pathetic display

"this you?" me so hard with this for years to cum

Im sure everyone regularly thinks about a room full of guys tricking me into getting naked, hiding my clothes, making me do all sorts of things while they take pictures and film me until i end up covered in loads and I cum from embarrassment alone... Right? Like, everyone feels that way?

I kept losing 😳

What do you mean most people dont post embarrassing/pathetic pictures of themselves online?

Fuck, dude!

This however... is exactly what it looks like. Hey man!

"i can explain!"