squirrel that gets no ladies call that a chudmunk

I feel paternal for the microsoft emojis please let me adopt one and keep it as my child so i can raise him into a full emoji

he watches over the hydrogen chloride machine

this is the worst app ever im going back to twitter

Hello bluesky social

Practicing no hit runs after 3 years

yall been to poop.com recently?

Greggs vegan sausage roll + lucozade VS Tim hortons ice capp + Farmers wrap LAXATIVE WARS

Closing isaac after one run

we have lost the plot

Just had a generational isaac run

Didnt get carded at the liquor store. Thats it. Im ugly

>no trans fat Whats the point…

i like movies like pixels and free guy

saving up to buy a car is the worst thing ever because what if i get one and it just breaks instantly #notgood #scary #iwanttobe14again

If i get fanfest tickets and get detained at the border ill sell there here for 20 bucks

Raid leading a group that hits enrage in extreme

casual wear for who ?

Everyone needs to hop on COD and sound effeminate. The reactions will make you smile #pure #love

femcels peaked in the 90s

me: hi im kyle carly shay: icarly



If i lose the trafford centre Pizza Hut there will be consequences

Gangster with a toy gun and a binky in his mouth: im an age playa

The kings

Say “aaaa”

2 dollar tip on a 3 dollar coffee made by a bisexual #yep #itsTasty #oatmilk

yea i got hpv horny papalymo vagina

so i went to speed dating any ishowspeed wasnt even there

Doing a little gaming ! #gamer #gaming

BSKY BANNING PORN

They took away my dads jimmy kimmel bro

oh your mad that ann went to mercy? dont care. still fapped.

i wanna be a neet so bad but unfortunately my brain wont let me I WANNA BE A CHUD SON !!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

OIL BABY WOOOOOOOOOOO (i hate it) But im getting my CompTIA certs so im gonna make it boys

I feel bad for all gearbox employees that have to work with randy pitchfork

lowkey addicted to borderlands 4 shoutout devs for blowing every other game out of the water also shouout the dude that made the throwing knives these are fun as fuck

The only thing scarier than ghouls are emet selch fans

damn they added oomf to borderlands 4

Where was squeex on september 10th

I hate this stupid city and closing all the goddamn roads for your stupid events EVERYONE STAY HOME

W BROTHER

Guys delete your tweets theyre deporting yall 😭😭😭

Beautiful woman named ffxiv housing in my dms at 3am

Yeah my ass is not going to fanfest 😭✌️