The vice president of the United States who formerly thought he might be gay and currently wears a shit ton of make up said one of the most homophobic things during pride month and it wasn’t even a blip on anyone’s radar.

California dreamin

Lightning is purple. Stop making it yellow.

Pokémon is stupid

Remember when the most important thing culturally was if you wore your backpack with one strap or both

Saw a shirtless muscle man taking his trash out and wished that I was paying attention to the stop sign I drove through

One of the wealthiest members of Congress, AIPAC backed, and Gaza genocide apologist just LOST a primary to a leftist. If democrat leadership doesn’t get this message, they are a lost cause and should be replaced as well.

Republican Congresspeople have just decided to not respond to actual reporters cause they can’t defend this shit unless it’s state propaganda news twisting the truth.

lol @ England…. Every time.

Republicans please give me an answer.. not to ‘have you had enough yet’ but how could you possibly have not had enough yet?

Well shit Portugal, what did Uzbekistan do to you?

Blue haired liberals > yellow teethed magas

Yes, a lot of the blue haired liberals are really annoying… However, I would take ANY blue haired liberal over a no teeth maga redneck any day.

“Ken Paxton had a chance to protect a child. Instead, he protected a friend.” (A child rapist friend)

“Both sides are bad.” Sure, but one stole candy from the grocery store and the other murdered a child. They’re not the same.

I can’t wait til Pete Hegseth is rotting in a European prison.

They’re investigating EVERYTHING on the planet except the Epstein scandal

Norway lowkey has the best uniforms tbh

Haaland is a fucking menace

I’ve always said that A24 has always been overrated and are sell outs.. now they embrace AI and yall can see it for yourself

Will Argentina ever be able to score when Messi is retired?

HOLE LEE FUCKKKKK YALLL That episode of House of the Dragon was the one of best out of the ENTIRE Game of Thrones franchise. Possibly better than the Battle of the bastards. Wow.

Did Trump ‘the private citizen’ suing and settling with Trump ‘the entity representing the government’ just justify the ‘sovereign citizen’ argument? Making all public laws moot?

I’m sorry.. I know American politics is fucked up… but British politics is just on another level of weird

Landon Donovan has zero rizz

If you live without AC I feel bad for you son

Where does one buy a twink?

And Mo Salah crushes kiwi dreams just like that

I just connected an alt to a regular bloomf and I’m so upset it took months for me to realize that I’ve been liking pics with the same backdrop the whole time and didn’t notice. 🤦‍♂️

Happy Father’s Day to all the women out there doing both jobs.

I think it’s time for an overthrow…

Thank god, I sent this in a fit of insanity

If Cabo Verde beats Uruguay, I will shave my head.

Itty bitty, teeny tiny, little slutty skirt I like to put it on every time my heart hurt

Remember the Visconti triplets?

Is it just me or does it feel like Own Goals are happening at a really high frequency?

Jesus, Spain ain’t fuckin around today

Yes, I ate half a pizza for breakfast - what of it.

That’s right bitches, I’m generous.

We got the police out in DC arresting anyone who touches the water at the reflecting pool cause our president can’t admit he hired the wrong people to attempt to fix it. I want normal problems again.

Imagine having all that sass but absolutely no ass. Tragic.

Be honest… are you watching the wood or me? 👀

Pumped for the House of the Dragon premiere tonight

I ‘would’ join a gym.. except I hate talking to people and that would require too much face time.

No matter how many times I click ‘show me less of this’… Bsky just keeps showing it to me

The white trash obsession with fake wrestling is just unreal. I don’t get it. At all.

Retire @jaketapper.bsky.social plz

Cobrah, Ashniko, and Slayyyter are dominating my playlist so far this summer