None of you bitches are helping me get a foreign job so I can escape this country

My guilty pleasure is binging South Park episodes

ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26: • Alex Pretti • Renee Good • Keith Porter • Heber Sanchaz Domínguez • Victor Manuel Diaz • Parady La • Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz • Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres • Geraldo Lunas Campos They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.

Harry Styles gets uglier every time I see him

Football is dumb but go Seahawks

Who I am online, and who I am in person

CNN honestly is the most disappointing thing to happen to media in the last decade. Used to watch it every day and had it bookmarked on my phone. Now it’s just slop and rage bait. ‘Both sides-ing’ facts vs opinion. gross.

Corporate democrats are so pathetic. Instead of going for actual change, they’re just gonna make Noem resign and move on. Disgusting.

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Would pay all the money I have for one night

MAGA right now is giving the last 30 seconds of season 3 of The Boys rn. IYKYK.

Hi the fuck is this Druski person that’s in all the fucking commercials lately?

I hate Greg Bovino with every fiber of my soul; however, he now has the strongest case against the federal government for violating his 1st amendment right. Just saying.

On this single issue I agree with Trump.. fuck you Ted Cruz. Lol

Why would you need a bed frame when you have a massive cock

The government is really dumb for not releasing the name or names of who murdered Alex Pretti because now ALL ICE agents are seen as murderers and the anger is not pointed in one spot but at the whole organization

You know how I know you’re not a serious person?

I’m not racist! I just was in a car accident and it gave me a mental illness. Therefore I wrote a whole song that just says ‘N*gga He*l H*tler’ over and over…

Now THIS is how you read the room and attempt to resurrect your dying career. Take notes Chapple Roan

Twinks need to stay the fuck away from the hair dye aisle at Walmart. Never ends well

Imagine getting upset that a cartoon character who only wears short shorts uses pronouns to identify himself. It’s literally in his name

This probably is a bad time to mention… but who else isn’t surprised that it took a white straight man getting murdered for people to actually take action against ICE? If only he was an evangelical conservative. The administration would be cooked.

Welp. We finally lost power here in Texas. Right when I was about to sleep. And I can’t sleep in silence. Fml

I just came here to see pretty dicks and bubble butts

Vote out everyone. All of them.

ICE actually stands for: I Can’t get Erect

This GIF generator on this app is so ass

Medication commercials these days be like “does this medication make you vomit? Take this other medication! You’ll only mildly experience seizures. Which can be avoided if you take this supplemental medication that causes suicidal ideologically!”

A small amount of Republicans could stop this right now. This isn't on Democrats.

This.

Who knew that my most popular post on this smut troll account would be about concentration camps

Please please please let me know if y’all have any connections to jobs in the following: -Canada -New Zealand -Australia -Ireland

Who’s hiring in New Zealand?

How can you be 5’6” and call yourself hung… dude you’re just regular size on a small frame

Is it tasty? Is it scrumptious? Is it crunchable?

Not a single thing about this ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ is appealing to me.

What fucking timeline are we living in… the fucking NRA is publicly rebuking gun violence… never thought we’d be here

I find these quite cute 🥰

When this is all over and they find out what’s happening at the American concentration camps, I hope the world puts so much sanctions on us and every Republican is put on trial.

From the very moment Stormfront showed her stupid haircut on screen on The Boys I wanted her to die a terrible death

If you sat out the BLM movement, you allowed this ICE terrorism to take root. This is what your little blue line bought you.

Who’s hiring in Canada?

morning ☀️ #fcf

The Beatles music is terrible and if you tell me you love it I know immediately that you’re full of shit

Kristi Noem is a terrorist

All ICE agents should be imprisoned in alligator Alcatraz.

I just watched cat videos on tiktok for three hours

Is there gay stuff of truth social?

I think I’m going to start a cult