I’m sorry but I feel like Amber Alerts are entirely ineffective. Maybe I’m wrong idk. Sorry

I just heard it called the SAVE (Republicans) Act. Every democrat should start calling it that immediately

About a third of the democrats in Congress need to be replaced. Probably closer to half.

Impeach. Now.

Coup. Now.

Choppers backstory on one piece is absolutely heartbreaking

Hold me in your heart tonight in the magic of the dark moonlight.

e didn’t ask for the participation trophies. Yall gave it to us. Stop acting like we are the problem that you made.

Lifelong soccer fan here (got a scholarship for it to play in college). I will not be watching any of the World Cup. I’m out.

I really need to stop being mean to random people online without provocation. Bad habit of mine. Probably need rehab

I just kinda want Micheal Dameski to get me pregnant

All of you fuckers forgot it was my birthday

TBH I couldn’t name a single song by BTS.

The literal only argument people had to continue funding ICE was that ‘we still need someone to enforce immigration mm laws’… and the dipshit dictator thinks.. oh let’s make them do something totally unrelated to that like airport security - Americans will love it. 🙄

I’ve never wished a person dead. I just think it’s wrong. Part of my core values. But I’m getting there. Closer every day.

Catfishes on grindr are getting SO BAD at cropping their screenshots of other dudes.

Isn’t convenient how all theses maga people are like ‘I stopped watching the news (Fox News) because everything is just so terrible’. Like, how dare they have to face the consequences of their own actions.

Republicans are introducing an amendment to the ‘save act’ that would exempt anyone over 65 yeasts old from the proposed voting rules. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Just vote manipulation right before our eyes.

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Wearing a cross necklace has become such a red flag for me

Chappel Roan consistently proves that she is just a shitty person.

President Obama consistently proves that his is and always be the better man.

Mike johnson should be charged with treason and seditious conspiracy.

I fucks with Slayyyter

Dear world. I’m so fucking sorry. I tried.

I’ve said it since I was a teenager and have been vilified for it but I still believe it wholeheartedly: religious devotion is a mental illness.

Democrats. Say no. To everything. Just NO. There is no compromising with these demons.

They’ve made so many movies about WWII that now they are making one about a weather balloon that did the forecast for d-day… ok yall… maybe we need to let that genre be for a while…

Who wants to help me start a nasty rumor about Boston Gay Boy?

Maybe she’s a bottom. Maybe it’s Maybelline

Any democrat that confirms fucking markwayne mullin needs to be primaried

Nico Harrison should never get a job in sport management again. Anywhere. Not even the YMCA

A racist reality tv grifter who eats Big Macs in bed for dinner at 3 am is in charge of our military. I’m sure we are fun.

The quality of play in the men’s basketball tournament is so low compared to just 5-10 years ago. Just isn’t fun to watch anymore.

Straight men are so fucking stupid. Should all be locked away until there’s a spider that needs stepped on

I don’t give a fuck about Chuck Norris.

Anybody else notice how SNL has gotten better the moment Bowen Wang left the show

Harry Styles is so incredibly uninteresting.

Micropenis Mark Levin Moses Mike Grindr Johnson President Kankles McTaco Tits Women are killin it with the name calling game

The sad part is that the ground level troops that will get deployed to Iran are in part of the cult and actually want to go. Just sheep for slaughter for this administration

I have NEVER had a PayPal account and never used its services…. But I continue to get ‘we’re making changes to our privacy policy’ bitch ok fuck off

Ughh.. I have always hated solo mustaches all my life and it being the new trend is so hard for me. Please pray for me or whatever

Had my Spotify on shuffle and that bitch tried to play that boring ass song Opalite twice! Hit that skip button so quick.

We are so fucked

Apparently I’m on Slayyyter’s top listeners so she sent me an email saying thank you 🥰 (If this was a mass email sent to all you queers too, no it wasn’t. It was for me😜)

The next president needs to cut our military budget by over half. That policy won’t win an election, but the action of it will save our country.

Ossoff 2028

I could never be a doctor cause JESUS CHRIST that sounds stressful

Imagine being so ignorant(?) that you have no shame as to how embarrassing this administration is..

Wait… chili and cinnamon rolls is weird? This is like all we ate in Kansas winters… I thought this was universal