🫩 ok anyway

What the hell? How do you even know about that?

*mumbling to self* Ehh, it’s not right yet. Just needs a little more…

Maybe I don’t understand what you mean by wax sculpture, please, clarify

That wasn’t an option…

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait don’t leave

“Donate plasma. Save lives.” - some vampire probably

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I wonder if Illuso can enter any kind of reflection besides mirrors. Like the trash can I just indented with my goddamn foot for example. If anyone saw that, just mind your business. I had to take my anger out on something!

*screams in frustration*

*focused at his desk, doing some studying*

Yeah, about that.. maybe you should use the door next time.

*at least she didn’t break it? sighhh, he can only watch.*

I didn’t have any other choice, not only was it Giorno’s orders, I was ambushed! Angelica was murdering an entire city indiscriminately, and Volpe was going to kiII my partner!

Not.. really a valid reason to kiII someone, but whatever.

Can we start off a single morning without Mista oversharing?

I didn’t exactly do anything!

Oh, like I need your interior design advise, Illuso. get out of my house!

Yeah, good luck with that 🙄

Ok just *sigh. starts pacing while ranting* PLEASE do not hide in my apartment 🧍I don’t know if you’re always aware of like, 🚶‍➡️ which mirror you jumped in to, 🚶 or if there are portals within your portals landing you from mirror to mirror or what—but you could try to be a little more mindful, I dunno

What the hell

Well, you should!

When did you get here?!

What? I’m being honest. Luckily we’re still here to protect you.

I guess there’s nothing to worry about for now, as long as we keep the doors locked.

Heh. That was funny.

Yeah, well you’ve made some pretty big ones so far so I don’t think there will be any room left for something smaller.

*sighs. tch* Of course I’m close! I work for Giorno, remember?

That’s what I said! You DO need a lawyer, but did something happen yet? If anything happened I need to know! If not, just tell me when something does—and tell me right away, we can’t let it get any worse than it already is.

Back into your circle of hell now. ☺️

What do you need a lawyer for? I mean, you do, but what for specifically?

I decided I’m not cut out for this. I’m going to be a lawyer.

*avoiding Vittorio. shutting the blinds, locking the doors.. he could use his own bodyguards.*

Oh god

Where the hell is Narancia 🧐

This is slander I did not say that!!

why is The Turtle wearing a thong?

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Narancia what the fuck

yea

hello

😒

I WAS CACKLING ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT OR NOT

Looking like grass growing out of a bowl cut, take the hood off let us see. I know you have about 5 bald patches underneath there yourself, from aging to drug use or bleaching I don’t know. PSA people remember to moisturize and hydrate, this could be you..