OH. FOR FUCK SAKE.. eldest daughter thought the jacobean era was about jack and the beanstalk.. Ive literally spent about 10k on her education over the last 4 yrs

Bruce Gorrie...a shoe in for the Duke of Edinburgh

I'm sure prince nonce will be quite happy

Any cunt who says the pension age should go up to the 70s lifts nothing but a fucking pen all day every day

Just nearly took out a Asian dwarf on my way to get timber...

Fuck this fuck that..

Ian Watkins...steps fans and a helicopter crash in Glasgow.... A boiling of piss I'll never ever forget @vocnorth.bsky.social

Starving..extremely tired....and horny

You know who's a top punk band... THE DAMNED

Lads. 60 next birthday. Kids and Mrs want to bring me somewhere for a few days...any ace city breaks for a family of adults... not Paris as it would be my hell on earth.

Massive poo just been released....

Bad cough still.... Matter of time..

Banjaxed....

Are Chelsea and liverpool still playing?

I'd murder a bacon and egg butty with brown sauce and a mug of strong black coffee with 2 sugars about now...

WEATHER BOMB ALERT.. its raining and a bit windy

59 today..... Can death not come.any quicker

Making a cvnt out of this

Bryson de wankknob more like

If Europe win the golf thing, are they world champions????

Watching Dancing Laughing Drinking Loving And now I'm all alone in bedsit land My only home..

One step forward.. 213456 steps back

Sadly, the brutal underground sport of kitten fighting continues to go on unabated, and remains criminally unreported.

Fuck utd Fuck the tories Fuck Donald Trump And fuck you..

I think we should sign Messi

Amour...out..

fucking hate that little prick

Just saw utd were on...just to fucking ruin my day again

I fucking hate those septics

Would AI be able to make me a wanking robot? A female one

Eating doorstop toasted jam butties. I've won Friday....i am the king

Sick all week but went in...

Just raptured the shitter in work....

Think I just raptured your ma's hoop...

The Rapture... Saw them in the international 2, Frank sidebottom was compare.. Oct 12, 1988

The World...."release the files trump you durty old peado" Trump..."paracetamol is making you all mongs"

Man down lads... Man flu and its absolutely horrendous

Wait a minute...only liverpool are supposed to score in the 1257 min

100% Trump karks its at Kirks funeral...

What a lie in...10 past 7

As a mustard betting man who never loses money...stick this mths mortgage on utd winning the lge.

Stupid fucking Brazilian twat

I can honestly say that utd will win the lge by 20 points

Ffs...utd on to ruin my Saturday

Mickey mouse didn't die so Trump can act the cvnt

So fucking tired..

Just heard blumphy is down in Windsor..