Lulu. Any more plastic surgery and her fanny will be next to her ears

Does Holland roll these cvnts just for the new yr...

Happy new yr knobheads

Wouldn't it be simply marvellous if Trump died on the shitter tonight

Utd being shite again...ffs

Just remembered about one of the lads in the class got caught wanking in the showers... Absolutely ruined the trip to Auschwitz..

The queen is dead is 40 yrs old next yr.. FORTY FUCKING YEARS OLD... I enquired about a family grave today. €2450

Fuck back up ya horse punching Danish speaking tramps

19mins injury time....we're not city

Just had a magnificent poo... It was quite the effort but worth it in the end

Haven't drank in about 12 yrs...and it'll be 13 next yr

Just heard jesus is in the local pissed up..

Christmas dream dont come true.. The big orange turd didn't die forcing out a massive constipated shite

Just waiting for the first rotten turkey for Xmas day tweet or whatever its called here

Under reform, you'll have to pay the ceo of your workplace his xmas bonus

First time ever working Christmas eve... Fucking shit job..

Gone down a bit of a holocaust black hole this last few weeks... Just watched a thing about Hoess's house which was just the other side of the wall at Auschwitz. How could one country have so many absolute psychotic cunts..

Useless bunch of Useless bastards

West ham making a holy show of themselves..

Let's just all agree, she was fucking magnificent in early doors

You know who's a fucking melt.. Andy Cole..

Utd being absolutely wank again

Started a new job about a mth ago, they gave me a small office in the HQ... I'm in the staff canteen, they're doing a Xmas jumper thing.... I'm handing in my notice.

Just finished up until the 28th Feb.... Have I fuck, I work for a living..

Utd making this lot look like Brazil....and not the Brazil of 1970

Joey Barton eh!!!

Fucking hate xmas me

At least the African utd lads will be happy

Get the fuck in

WATCH IT....REFORM ARE COMING FOR YOU..

Rainy night in soho has to be McGowans greatest ever tune.... Its magnificent..

Back to being wank again

Lads....we're getting... THUNDERSNOW....

So sky sports will be doing a complete meltdown about liverpool soon...

We can confirm, like the sex pistols in the free trade hall, there were 5.3 million people at spike island..

England bowling being shite shocker

I remember my time with JW Grom

I remember my time with Delta Force

I remember my time with the Sayeret Matkal

I remember my time in navy seals...

Jesus, since when was the ashes a 50 over one day international

AND IT FUCKING COST ME €800

By the time i was 19, I had been to....London, Dublin, Oldham, North Wales, Liverpool and Blackpool. My youngest daughter, who's 19 has been to... Barcelona, tenerife, Amsterdam, Berlin, Italy, London and now over the new year is off to Los Angeles.... We got a night away in Waterford this year

In memory of mani... There's a manc off on I'm a celeb

Ffs.. As if this week could not get any shitter

Just when you thought Ronaldo couldn't be anymore of a bigger cunt

Went to a funeral today.. Martin was 38, left 4 kids and a wife..involved with our local football club all his life, his u10s team was at it...still trying to work out why he done it....