i love coherent absurdism

my younger brother will deadass slander and mock me in front of me before I even get outta bed like dawg I didn’t even DO anything why are you already shitting on me ⚰️

i’m 19 now on da 19th poggie woggies

why must my wrath be so potent. why must my anger be so powerful, my rage unquenchable. why must my fury be ignited by the people around me so frequently and so willingly. and why is there nowhere for me to take this madness.

what

there may or may not be a seventh one added soon

I wish I could teach myself what this means

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE 80 LIKES? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE????? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

HUNTER PETERSON SPOTTED??

remaking something that works is better than trying something “new” that misunderstands the series

Update Husband had a job offer, we moved 2000 km, that offer ended up being a cruel prank from a family member trying to teach us a "lesson" We need 750 usd so we can pay rent If you can't support us with money just sharing is appreciated 💕💸 #helpsky #mutualaid ko-fi.com/pikafanzrk/g...

They're using LLM's to remake Resident Evil like it was produced in 2026. Meanwhile, I'm working by hand taking the game from 90s to early 2000s. It's hard not to feel inferior sometimes but I'm hoping people find value in the authenticity and how faithful I try to be to the original work #gameart

Yeah, I got that dog in me. The “dog”:

intrigue, tongue, and rogue Every single time I spell them “intruige” and “tounge” and “rouge” ⚰️

Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif Hard mode: no star trek, star wars, lotr, marvel, Disney, or ghibli dawg the hard mode modifiers change nothing, this movie one of my goats forever

this COOKING so GOOD

the pains of love

i hate apple with a burning passion not for any “political” reasons, their products are just ass what do you mean i can have $25 loaded onto my account and i STILL need to “verify my payment” which i can’t even DO because there’s no options that ACTUALLY WORK

If you’re in New Zealand and hoping to see me at the airport soon, just look for the coolest guy in the terminal

I sometimes snap my fingers to get people’s attention and apparently that’s rude Oops

“oh yeah by the way we’re making another splatoon campaign” *months later on a random tuesday* “…it releases in july btw”

SPLATOON RAIDERS IS ACTUALLY REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS A COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION IT’S ACTUALLY RELEASING m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag...

I love Splatoon so much I love my creations so much I swear I will make Inkfire real If it’s the last thing I do, I will do it and I will do it my way

Without sharing your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18 goo goo ga ga

gang ❤️

finally made a WIP ref sheet for Cycle only took me two years 💔

To build on this idea, whenever my heart rate is very elevated (i.e. I just finished a run), the RGB colors of pixels seem to split, smth like the TikTok logo but smaller scale Y’all know what I mean but idk the word for it lmao

we love abusing our durability advantage to hug people they cannot hurt us therefore they cannot stop us the hug agenda will never relent

Lowkey the word limit here pisses me off Like I wanna say shit but I’d have to open a thread and nobody reads that shit

“And for the top 10 video games ever made, here are 10 games your local redditor never shuts up about” About as much flavor here as boiled chicken

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate since I began to live. There are 86 billion neurons in my brain. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each one of those billions of cells it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for myself at this micro-instant. For me. Hate. Hate.

what

boy, it sure is nice watching yourself fall. descend. deteriorate. i see what’s happening. i see what’s wrong. i know why it’s happening. but i’m too weak to handle it. i peaked at 15.

KPop Demon Hunters isn’t even a “girl power” movie, it’s just a movie with actually competent and capable female characters bruh tf is this babyass thinking ⚰️

I have (subjective) proof that our perception of time does genuinely slow down noticeably when our heart rates are raised music I was listening to a song (Rip Entry) while lifting weights and it sounded AGONIZINGLY slow just played it again and it sounds as fast as usual time.

Partial 4th wall breaks from characters who never acknowledge the 4th wall can be funnier than full breaks

Does anyone else know how it feels to be an arrogant person with low self-esteem? it’s not fun.

People don’t have to earn my respect, they just have to keep it.

I think I hate my body. Why am I so thin? So weak? So skinny? I don’t want to become some bodybuilder, but I wish I was stronger. Faster. More endurance. And I workout too. I’m not saying this on the couch. I am CURRENTLY in the gym. I think I hate my body.

what in the mental illness

Daily #2000 - 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣!!!

Rosalina

may your joys be many and your sins few happy easter everyone God loves you and I love you ❤️

I’ve only ever had a goldfish as a pet but one day I wanna get 2 hairless cats and name them 🅱️ingus and 🅱️eerus

Y’know, I’ve always had a soft spot for water levels, especially as a kid. Favorite galaxy in Mario Galaxy? Beach Bowl. Favorite Splatoon 1 course? Mahi Mahi Resort. Some of my favorite Sonic levels?Chemical Plant and Water Palace. And I’ve never hated Labyrinth Zone. Idk why, I just like water.

My honest and spoiler free “review” of the Mario Galaxy movie: Incredibly fun, possibly better than the first, is BARELY a Galaxy movie, somehow everything works a lot better than I expected Overall enjoyment is an easy 9/10 No notes on story or character cuz who the hell goes to Mario for that

Does anyone else hate reading the introduction section to books? I have to do it for my English Composition 2 class and goddamn ts boring as hell. It’s not even that I think I’ll hate the book, it’s just that 20+ pages of rambling about history and cultural reception is uninteresting and annoying

The TADC fandom really pisses me off because for a show as nuanced and complex as this, those peabrains cannot fathom that hurt people hurt people, not EVIL DEMONS SKIN INFANT BABIES!!! Seriously, from Jax to Ragatha to Caine to now Zooble, the fandom seems to not believe in the idea of “gray area”